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Thank you everyone

We decided it's going to be hell of a trip .
We gonna party like real animals .
Should be epic times

We gonna party in alkmaar Amsterdam haarlem hoorn ,and many other towns around

Were we go ....
Waiting at airport
Can't find my goat

Found the goat
We about to bored
In 8 hour be touch down time :d

Found the goat
We about to bored
In 8 hour be touch down time :d

Waiting on my bags :d
Gonna hit Barney's in about 45 minutes!!

Have a good 1 Animal, please check out the grinspoon if you get chance, would like to know what the quality is like at the moment. when its good its fucking good a great first smoke

looks like you got some good weather..... enjoy

Crazy times
Just got wifi
Kosher kush from voyagers sucks big time just like the rest of you fat mofos I guess never heard of a gym please take the soap out of your mounts stupid cunts cause the world don't understand a word you say ... It's called a treadmill fat fuckers reporting back once home

Yawn

I wonder what he took

Cisco wrote:Yawn

You yawned not cause this was boring ...
but cause you know they serve un flushed herbs ...
Just like most others shops around town
In 20 or so different strains I smoke over las 10 day 2-3 max where well flushed others all crappy un -flushed and all tasted the same nasty chemical !! And them idiots like you rave of adamster was the best time ever Amsterdam made weed commercial all you find is shit un flushed herbs ...
the city is now like mcdonals restaurants they sell commercial crap under different things!
Here some of the crap I tried
Voyagers got 10euro of five different things
Kosher crap n guy tried to tell me was from special batch
Don something don't remember n happy I done whit it 5 minute head rush
Strawberry diesel something something something about 10 head buzz
Other I don't remember ... It's good that I don't vote 1/10 on the un flushed
2/10 for service I give a 2 cause guy tried to lie abut kosher being what wanted!!! Plus I was Jew by the seize of my 2 grams voted smallest 2 grams ever!!

Dampkring tried every rifman hashes on menu only one was at my taste the one at 15 sensimile or something like that ... Got 2 gram of og kush - 2ed worst smoke of the trip total wast of 26 euro smelt like og tasted un flushed and nowhere near og buzz or taste and it didn't burn well !!

Barney's tried 4 different thing (5 but hash was from a friends buy) vanilla kush yawn tinder something yawn peppermint kush yawn all tasted the same only the tangerine stud out and I vote best herbs in last 10 days shame I wasted money to buy 3x gram on the un flushed Barney craps

Birdys Harlem like most ppl I got the jelly nice hash! But guess what ? After a day went mouldy don't believe me ? I took a picture of the mouldy hash ...
It probably why my right lung is killing me right now
Got all these joints of un flushed I can't even smoke cause my right lung is killing me

I told goat if he not going to take the herbs that I'm flushing them in a canal !!!
I can barely move ... No like anyone cares or reading
So yeah about 7 gram in rolled up joints of un flushed herbs be floating by a canal near by

Beside the un flushed un tastefull herbs I fucking add a bladed ... Punch out a mofo during kings day he tried to head butt me and have he friend rob me so guy took my cam from my hands my elbow went flying back then punch the other mofo all this on some guys party boat I lasted about 4 minutes before being told to get off they didn't want violence
But I didn't do fuck all but almost got mugged what ever ... I'll let it pass since they didn't get away whit fuck all but a nice punch in the face ... I get what they tried to do Robb me and probably run off the boat or have me kicked off nice try but chose the wrong mofo .., they lucky also I didn't really go nuts first thing came to mind was defence and not offence if was back home would of known what a true beating from a hockey player / like you say hoodlum like I ws saying to the police when I asked earlier why so many of them of the streets? Football game they replied . I replied you should see hockey fans going nuts and when hell breaks no little ole ole smash smash!! More like you need the army and riot police only ppl who more violent then hockey fan are pissed off students so me and polite were laughing comparing sports ...

So yeah be reporting more crap you'll yawn aboot :p
N I guess goat be reporting also he smoked mostly hash

Fuck me I'm lost and I haven't even had a joint.

A somewhat accurate but honest amusing report.

Animal wrote:

Cisco wrote:Yawn

You yawned not cause this was boring ...
but cause you know they serve un flushed herbs ...
Just like most others shops around town
In 20 or so different strains I smoke over las 10 day 2-3 max where well flushed others all crappy un -flushed and all tasted the same nasty chemical !! And them idiots like you rave of adamster was the best time ever Amsterdam made weed commercial all you find is shit un flushed herbs ...
the city is now like mcdonals restaurants they sell commercial crap under different things!
Here some of the crap I tried
Voyagers got 10euro of five different things
Kosher crap n guy tried to tell me was from special batch
Don something don't remember n happy I done whit it 5 minute head rush
Strawberry diesel something something something about 10 head buzz
Other I don't remember ... It's good that I don't vote 1/10 on the un flushed
2/10 for service I give a 2 cause guy tried to lie abut kosher being what wanted!!! Plus I was Jew by the seize of my 2 grams voted smallest 2 grams ever!!

Dampkring tried every rifman hashes on menu only one was at my taste the one at 15 sensimile or something like that ... Got 2 gram of og kush - 2ed worst smoke of the trip total wast of 26 euro smelt like og tasted un flushed and nowhere near og buzz or taste and it didn't burn well !!

Barney's tried 4 different thing (5 but hash was from a friends buy) vanilla kush yawn tinder something yawn peppermint kush yawn all tasted the same only the tangerine stud out and I vote best herbs in last 10 days shame I wasted money to buy 3x gram on the un flushed Barney craps

Birdys Harlem like most ppl I got the jelly nice hash! But guess what ? After a day went mouldy don't believe me ? I took a picture of the mouldy hash ...
It probably why my right lung is killing me right now
Got all these joints of un flushed I can't even smoke cause my right lung is killing me

I told goat if he not going to take the herbs that I'm flushing them in a canal !!!
I can barely move ... No like anyone cares or reading
So yeah about 7 gram in rolled up joints of un flushed herbs be floating by a canal near by

Beside the un flushed un tastefull herbs I fucking add a bladed ... Punch out a mofo during kings day he tried to head butt me and have he friend rob me so guy took my cam from my hands my elbow went flying back then punch the other mofo all this on some guys party boat I lasted about 4 minutes before being told to get off they didn't want violence
But I didn't do fuck all but almost got mugged what ever ... I'll let it pass since they didn't get away whit fuck all but a nice punch in the face ... I get what they tried to do Robb me and probably run off the boat or have me kicked off nice try but chose the wrong mofo .., they lucky also I didn't really go nuts first thing came to mind was defence and not offence if was back home would of known what a true beating from a hockey player / like you say hoodlum like I ws saying to the police when I asked earlier why so many of them of the streets? Football game they replied . I replied you should see hockey fans going nuts and when hell breaks no little ole ole smash smash!! More like you need the army and riot police only ppl who more violent then hockey fan are pissed off students so me and polite were laughing comparing sports ...

So yeah be reporting more crap you'll yawn aboot :p
N I guess goat be reporting also he smoked mostly hash

Cheers for the report, if you thought you was traveling half way around the world to a weed mecca then you was poorly informed and ten years too late

One or two observations, you got 10euro of 5 different strains but had the smallest 2gs of kosher you have ever seen?

And do you come from (or are you related) to Adamster?, coz you sound like the bell end

Thanks again, nice little write up

Sounds like you were at the wrong place at wrong time. The report was kinda unflushed for my taste... not really amused here. As much as I like critical opinions, this one seems too bad to be true.