I'm showing my age here, but we used to sing a song at the football to the tune of the old Burt Bacharach song "What Do You Get When You Fall In Love"....CelticSmokeingCrew wrote:
Last time I had a bottle of the finest I woke up in a police station. I'm from stepps near Easter house. Apears to be a lot of Scott's on here
What do you get when you drink the wine?
A £10 fine and a years probation
Your head kicked in at the police station
I'll never drink the wine again.