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My pilgrimage to the Mecca last month

Got in town at 8am after a 7 hours of hell (explanation )
I don't get why airlines let ppl of 300+ lbs on the plane and have me sitting in between two of them whatever u got off almost vomiting from the smell of their sweat
Go off the train and went directly to barneys got 3 grams of the tangerine smoked 2 joint and realized I still add a bunch of time to kill... Since Fredericks bike are just around the corner went and got a bike ( price change now 60euros) was 930 so went and killed time at vondelpark

Video


Then around 12 went to my hostel the worst hostel in the world hans brinker 25euro a nigh ! Doesn't come with rat
Couldn't check in till 2pm

So went to the museum ...since its been closed since ever (12-13years)
video...on my way to the museum



The inside of museum ? Still in the making

After a long yawn ...I got out of the chaos of the museum and went down the the street market to katsu got some hash ( can't remember the name)
Once out went to the next one club media got 5g of pot of gold < better then the Hindu Kush!!
It now 230 I went back and checked it .. Got my bed ... Room ws empty ... Till I awoken to 3 English girls for who it was the first time in town
So guess who showed them around ...moi all but one smoked weed
So each time we walked by a shop was a big deal since ( karin and I )wanted in but other 2 didn't want to ... They were there for some drinking
So at one point me and Karin found a way to con them in by telling then
I'll bring you girl to the park where you can drink but we had to hit the next two shops and sit down and smoke
dampkrings got some rif man hash 3 different ones ( don't remember the name) Karin got a gram of og kush at 11-12 euros < it looked nice but was un smokable didn't burn ... She got mad her friends were laughing at her ... She went and confronted the bud tender came back with her joint and nothing else since her gram was already rolled up ... So we left and since they wanted to hit the dolphin but before hit the shop went and got beer for everyone ... 12 tall boys for the girls
Dolphin I didn't buy but Karin ( my new friend ) got some white dolphin ... We smoked that she got all funky weird
After that walking to the park she got hungry to we stopped at mcdicks ... She got like 20euros of food for the park... vondelpark we went and sat with the stay okay ppl and partied till around 12 !!
Then went back to hostel where we fail asleep in each other's arms
How cute? Felt like my first puppy love
That was my day 1
tbc since I'm still loading videos and pictures

Nice start, lookin forward to the rest

Great read!

Good stuff man, and. Nice to have a little Amsterdam holiday romance .

Good start mate

little video on the Rijksmuseum (8minute of Art with jazz)

day 2
we got up and i reminded the girl that they were talking about eating space cakes for breakfast
so gave them a few spots we could try ....since they liked my Barney's t shirt we went for Barney's
we stop at the AH market for some drinks (i need to morning O.J) they ended up buy a bunch of food and since i was the only one with a bag it all ended up in my bag
then we stopped at Kadinsky got a chunk of hash 5 grams of Nepal cream and got Karin to buy me 5 grams of Brown sugar out of the two brown sugar kicked ass the nepal Bouff nothing speacial!
at fare from so we did a Force stop atBetty boop the girl were dont you have enough? being girl we need food is barney fare? they said!! so they kept walking and went in and ran back to them before i lost them
if i remember good i got cheese hash? was like 20euros!
we get to the Farm we all got t-shirts Karin got the same them me Laughing Buddha !!
the coffeeshop they didnt have any Space food the girls started being evil ..
Why you made use walk here < them
eum food? < me
we have food! < them
eum across the street! <me
so we went for the food at Uptown
then since the guys from barney's said try the other shop...we took the Tram there...
they all got happy eating muffings they got 2 each..and we went to vondel for a pick nick

Get fun here...
once they were all high and semi drunk and started acting like real fouls well not Karin she was just laughing her head off...her two friend started going up to stranger asking if they were high and ...who know...
at one point me and karin when and got more beers...wwe come back and the two had found a bunch of strangers to hang with very shady people ...at one point one of them started asking question (i think he was a morocan) doing on about why he left hes country...i just knew what he was coming to ...he and he friend wanted money...somehow Karin saw that also and she coned her friend to leave so we left fast leaving the bunch of strangers...we ended up in musuempleins drinking the rest of the beer thank god was dark out by 1am we went back to hostel...
was the end of the day

Thanks for sharing

day3 awoke n baked we did !! We went back and pack up for a little adventure ... Karin and I went to bring her friend to the station and parted ways for 3 days ( they went to Belgium)
( Karin was originality going but thing changed) Since we were at station me and Karin decide to venture on the north side and go on a nowhere on our rentals.
Ferry ride!

We ended up getting lost and somehow near Haarlem and not north after like 5hours in the wild .... We ended up going to birdies ( I wanted some jelly) got 50euro /6 bags of .4
Then told Karin about the view in Zandvoort and how long the hill up is a fun ride ...
We stopped at mcdonals 1/2 way got loads of food since I knew the AH and dirks were going to be closed by time we got there ...up to the camp ground ... And to the beach we went ... ( rolled a bunch of joint for the walk of the beach) it got dark fast but doing stop us we got funky on the beach
i had a dream (more like two) running naked and sex on the beach reminder never again ... After running a got cold (that was good) so we used our body heat that lead to ... After that iv never been that cold not even at -40 was do cold that my insides were hurting ... So yeah was fun but iv got regrets ...
day 4 never I'll bring a girl camping again
Was like her second time ever sleeping in a tent!! She did stop bitching all night about how comfortable it was ....so we canned that plan on camping a second night ... Since she wanted to stay near the beach ... I told her lets bike to Katwijk aan zee they have a flying pigs hostel and it's near the beach ... Till she didn't realize was 20km of biking in the duines ain't that fun ... So to make her happy we stopped at almost each beach entry they was ( most) ... Took like 5 hours to get there ... Once there I stated to fell a cold coming ( probably from the night before) Katwijk is not very amusing we biked around didn't find much ... Hit the beach stayed there till like 11-12 ....
day5 the return to Amsterdam !!! Was the day before kingsday ... So we looked up the closes train station and took the train back to Amsterdam ( I had a reservation she didn't)
Stayokay was full but lady told us to stay around by 4pm be possible to have a bed for Karin .., so she stayed and waited and I went to green house got that og at 18euro wast of money n lung energy !!! Walk down to voyagers new young guy was there trying to push the kosher kush that would be the second mistake of the day and I still wonder why I wasted 30euro!
Went back to hostel and Karin had gotten a bed but in other room ...so she asked around to the ppl in her room if they would switch room /beds with me ... Some nice older Arab guy was nice enough to change room after I offered him 20euro ... Turns out the guy needed money cause he was kinda living there and around other hostel trying to make a new life in Netherlands ... He was kinda annoying once I started speaking French to him
Karin fell a sleep early and I went venturing the night before kings days !!!

Kings night video!!!


kings day the return of the hull witches (her two friends) they arrived around noon we went and greeted them at the station... Then a fight started about where we had gotten a bed and they couldn't find a bed (told them before they left to start searching) at one point I told them off and walked away ... I wasn't about to wast my kingsday with this bullshit ... Told Karin 6pm I'd be at hostel and see the situation with her friends... 7pm I showed up she was sleeping.. I woke her and went to green house for a wake n bake ... Talked turns out her friends found a room at like 400euro at some high end hotel for the night and I wasn't invited in
Kingsday videos !!!





More to come of my romance in Amsterdam

sunset to sunrise on the plane to Netherlands with the song here comes the sun

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