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I hear you, prestoned. I've been to the dam 4 times now and the closest I've gotten to the RLD is Old Church. Guess I just never cared enough, was too busy wanting to hit every coffeeshop I could. I still feel that way but I must admit I went to the Sex Museum and found that to be quite funny, especially with a blazin buzz everyone should see that place.

I always find the rld hysterical when Im stoned..

Did you and DH go in April, catt? I don't remember hearing you talk about it and you know me enough to know I'm always up for hysterical ya bogart

remeber them friends that were in town for just one night? well they wanted to go over there but didnt want to do it alone so DH and I went with them.. that was I think the only time we went. I was shocked though the first night trying to find amnesia and wound up in the singel rld.. freaked me out because I didnt know it was there.. LOL.

OMGOSH I know! lolol first time I stayed in the dam I stayed in that area and saw my first prostitute in a window there... I didn't even know she was one until my friend pointed out the red light (it was daytime and I hadn't seen it) and to be honest? Haven't seen a prettier one since, she actually was.

When I first walked by her, this was my thinking: "Oh how nice she's sitting there enjoying the canal view". It was morning so it was understandable she'd be in lingerie type stuff, but it was something about the way she was "posed" that wasn't natural and that's what made me take a second look lololol took my brain a few seconds to realize something didn't look right and when I mentioned it to my friend, they explained there was a small RLD in that area and she was a prostitute. Oh man I laughed my ass off at my naivete'

islandgurl wrote:Oh man I laughed my ass off at my naivete'

Ahh, so innocent

C'mere prestoned I'll show you innocent hehe

Walk yer mum and yer sister through the RLD when they visit and you'll never want to go back to the place!.

DC wrote:Walk yer mum and yer sister through the RLD when they visit and you'll never want to go back to the place!.

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Well, when ya work in a coffeeshop ya meet loads of people. Regulars you know about...semi regulars you know a wee bit about and some 'locals' ya just sort of know. Sometimes where they work is one of the things you don't know, until yer walkin yer mum and yer sister through the RLD that is. After 3 hookers (1 while in the bloomin window), 2 doormen on a sex show, a guy that works in a sex shop, a girl from the peep show, 2 junkies, 1 guy that just looks like a junkie but isn't, a dealer and a female police officer...ALL...decide to 'Have a chat'. It's a tuff one to explain that you don't hangout there everyday!.

Plus, just having to explain to yer mum that the big woman in the window is actually tapping the glass with a dildo....is not good. "What's that she's got....nothin......is it a microphone, does she sing?.....no it's nothin, look c'mon yer holdin people back, it's nothin, keep walkin.......it looks like a micro.....LOOK, ffs....it's a dildo!, alright!"

DC wrote:Well, when ya work in a coffeeshop ya meet loads of people. Regulars you know about...semi regulars you know a wee bit about and some 'locals' ya just sort of know. Sometimes where they work is one of the things you don't know, until yer walkin yer mum and yer sister through the RLD that is. After 3 hookers (1 while in the bloomin window), 2 doormen on a sex show, a guy that works in a sex shop, a girl from the peep show, 2 junkies, 1 guy that just looks like a junkie but isn't, a dealer and a female police officer...ALL...decide to 'Have a chat'. It's a tuff one to explain that you don't hangout there everyday!.

Plus, just having to explain to yer mum that the big woman in the window is actually tapping the glass with a dildo....is not good. "What's that she's got....nothin......is it a microphone, does she sing?.....no it's nothin, look c'mon yer holdin people back, it's nothin, keep walkin.......it looks like a micro.....LOOK, ffs....it's a dildo!, alright!"

Lol. I was there when I was about 13 with my parents and brother, can honestly say that didnt happen though

nice story DC, can imagine how you felt

funny story: my first visit to amsterdam at the tender age of about 4.


long story short "Mummy, mummy why's that lady got no clothes on?" you know small kids when they dont get an answer they keep repeating it.... you can imagine! lol