I cannot hand-roll....
...I'll let that sink in.
...Anyway, if i do
need to hand-roll, i can approximate a tube-like, cannabis-filled paper wrinkle, capable of incineration.... It has air-pockets, and roach like a mosquitoes poop-chute.... However, there is an alternative...
I use a rolling mat. Have done since 98/99... Up until then, i used the machines... Had five or six of them, in varying sizes and diameters... Unfortunately, those machines are not really designed for regular tokers, at least in my opinion... They are usually cigarette length, and cigarette width, which can kill your stash if you only smoke pure, or kill you if you like to mix with baccy... This is where the mat comes in... It's incredibly versatile; it allows you to control length and width from basically nothing, to the length and thickness of the whole mat itself. It, more or less, guarantees straight, even joints, and even props the paper up for you when building... Shit, you could roll one-handed with one, should you gamers/facebookers/porn-addicts, need to, for some reason.... All in all, unless you can roll perfectly by hand, i don't see why everyone doesn't have one?!?! ...I mean, yeah, you can't do fancy shit like Tulips, but who actually still smokes those, anyway? ...And, yeah, it's a bastard finding a good one... Even the RAW ones, which are decent quality, are a little too thick when it comes to the dowels, so it tends to leave a "crinkle cut" effect on the paper... But, aside from that, they're great!
I'll be picking a shitty one up from BABA's Souvenirs in April, and swearing at it for a few days, since it won't work properly....
...I can't wait!
