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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD


Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a
rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English langauge.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit, or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........


Well, Shit Happens................

thats good.. hehe

i had a tee shirt with very much the same shit on in 89 still makes me smile

spacebrain wrote:i had a tee shirt with very much the same shit on in 89 still makes me smile

The sign of a good joke surely...

18 years old and still cracking the laughter lines

how true m8

Aw man Neldo I was hoping it would be fuck, it's just so versatile

islandgurl wrote:Aw man Neldo I was hoping it would be fuck, it's just so versatile

Being Glaswegian I would have to agree with you...

Fuck is every second word here, it's like machine gun fire... ratatatatatatatatatatatatt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Neldo wrote:

islandgurl wrote:Aw man Neldo I was hoping it would be fuck, it's just so versatile

Being Glaswegian I would have to agree with you...

Fuck is every second word here, it's like machine gun fire... ratatatatatatatatatatatatt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO maybe I need to move there

You're cool, Neldo I think I'll keep ya

islandgurl wrote:You're cool, Neldo I think I'll keep ya

So long as you feed, water, and get me stoned that's fine... also I don't like being left in the car when it's too hot, make sure you open a window just a bit but not so much that I can jump out, I have a tendancy to chase cars... you also have to promise to chuck sticks for me to fetch when we're out!

islandgurl wrote:

Neldo wrote:

islandgurl wrote:Aw man Neldo I was hoping it would be fuck, it's just so versatile

Being Glaswegian I would have to agree with you...

Fuck is every second word here, it's like machine gun fire... ratatatatatatatatatatatatt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO maybe I need to move there

You're cool, Neldo I think I'll keep ya

hey I found him first! hehehe

Found me?

What am I, a stray ??

Neldo wrote:Found me?

What am I, a stray ??

ROFL.. yeah and I am a NO kill shelter. here neldo neldo neldo.. ROFL

*barks*

awww thats too cute

:::::::pulling catts hair "Back off bitch he's MINE!" LMAO

Hey we'll just share him like we do jackieboy okay mrs robinson?lolololol