Naked World Records

islandgurl · Post by **islandgurl** » Tue 29th May 2007 05:06 pm

Spoken like an honest man, Neldo. I love givin bj's... it's the 40,000 men that turned me off. Bet she'll have muscles in her mouth like Jaws when she's done

Now that would be an awesome naked world record... longest oral sex session. Any volunteers (raising hand) lmao

Okay I could come up with some really cool naked world records hehe

user54321 · Post by **user54321** » Tue 29th May 2007 05:22 pm

Distinct lack of shame in this thread...

islandgurl · Post by **islandgurl** » Tue 29th May 2007 05:45 pm

Shame is a wasted energy, I like using mine for more positive, fun things

user54321 · Post by **user54321** » Tue 29th May 2007 05:51 pm

A modicum of shame goes a long way IG

islandgurl · Post by **islandgurl** » Tue 29th May 2007 06:05 pm

I like the way you think, Neldo... what's that saying about great minds thinking alike?

user54321 · Post by **user54321** » Tue 29th May 2007 06:13 pm

I'm hardly a great mind... I am great though

user54321 · Post by **user54321** » Tue 29th May 2007 07:35 pm

Neldo wrote:
any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will
result in immediate end of service

Just noticed this aswell...

We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.

She's gotta be adhering to one seriously fucking HIGH standard of service if it's over in 5 minutes, I mean seriously, SERIOUSLY high standards, or maybe part of the vetting process involves the question

"Are you an early riser?"

then those candidates are selected

This is right off topic, I know... far better than bickering though and sorta ties in with the nudity theme of the thread

islandgurl · Post by **islandgurl** » Thu 31st May 2007 02:48 am

LMAO yep I read that the first time and died laughing at the depth of insertion part.

5 minutes? Damn! Took the owl longer to get to the center of a tootsie pop. I'd break the insertion rule after 4 3/4 minutes if I were them

Yep Neldo I'd rather be laughing and joking than bickering... life's too short and laughter is priceless.

islandgurl · Post by **islandgurl** » Thu 31st May 2007 03:09 am

Ooooooooh just came up with the most fun one yet, well as good as bodypainting anyway

Setting a naked world record for most amount of nekkid people swimming with dolphins. I am SO there! You with me, Neldo? lol

user54321 · Post by **user54321** » Fri 1st Jun 2007 08:22 pm

Nah.

Dolphins don't want to walk with humans... they're smart, we're not, take a leaf out of their book

bluelaru · Post by **bluelaru** » Sun 9th Sep 2007 04:07 pm

HEY....I'M NAKED NOW DOSE THAT COUNT

DC · Post by DC » Sun 9th Sep 2007 04:12 pm

"Close the blast doors.....CLOSE THE BLAST DOORS!"

bluelaru · Post by **bluelaru** » Sun 9th Sep 2007 04:57 pm

STILL NAKED

Twichaldinho · Post by **Twichaldinho** » Sun 9th Sep 2007 04:58 pm

bluelaru wrote:STILL NAKED

sort it oot!!

bluelaru · Post by **bluelaru** » Sun 9th Sep 2007 05:25 pm

MAYBE...IF THEY HADENT BEEN HACKED OFF BY SOME ASSHOLE DR

WHO DIDNOT KNOW WHAT HE WAS LOOKING AT