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Spoken like an honest man, Neldo. I love givin bj's... it's the 40,000 men that turned me off. Bet she'll have muscles in her mouth like Jaws when she's done :lol:

Now that would be an awesome naked world record... longest oral sex session. Any volunteers (raising hand) lmao :wink:

Okay I could come up with some really cool naked world records hehe


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Distinct lack of shame in this thread...

:lol:
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Shame is a wasted energy, I like using mine for more positive, fun things :wink: :lol:
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A modicum of shame goes a long way IG ;-)
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I like the way you think, Neldo... what's that saying about great minds thinking alike? 8) :wink:
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I'm hardly a great mind... I am great though :lol:
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Neldo wrote:
any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will
result in immediate end of service
:shock: :lol:

Just noticed this aswell...
We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.
She's gotta be adhering to one seriously fucking HIGH standard of service if it's over in 5 minutes, I mean seriously, SERIOUSLY high standards, or maybe part of the vetting process involves the question

"Are you an early riser?"

then those candidates are selected :lol:

This is right off topic, I know... far better than bickering though and sorta ties in with the nudity theme of the thread ;-)
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LMAO yep I read that the first time and died laughing at the depth of insertion part.

5 minutes? Damn! Took the owl longer to get to the center of a tootsie pop. I'd break the insertion rule after 4 3/4 minutes if I were them :lol:

Yep Neldo I'd rather be laughing and joking than bickering... life's too short and laughter is priceless.
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Ooooooooh just came up with the most fun one yet, well as good as bodypainting anyway :wink:

Setting a naked world record for most amount of nekkid people swimming with dolphins. I am SO there! You with me, Neldo? lol
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Nah.

Dolphins don't want to walk with humans... they're smart, we're not, take a leaf out of their book ;-)
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HEY....I'M NAKED NOW DOSE THAT COUNT
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STILL NAKED
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bluelaru wrote:STILL NAKED
sort it oot!!
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MAYBE...IF THEY HADENT BEEN HACKED OFF BY SOME ASSHOLE DR

WHO DIDNOT KNOW WHAT HE WAS LOOKING AT
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