A 'punk' rocker, complete with mohican hairstyle and 'safety' pinned togethered clothes, gets on a bus, walkin' up the aisle annoyin' everyone as he goes and sits on the back seat, besides a 'nun' in full length robes.
The 'punk' can't help himself and starts shoutin', swearin' and makin' obscene gestures in front of the poor woman, until she can take no more and gets up and, cryin' hysterically, rushes off the bus.
The 'punk' is wettin' himself with laughter and keeps the cabaret goin' for the benefit of the other terrified passengers, until it's his stop to get off.
He's just at the door ready to leave when the driver says, "You're a rotten bastard!!. That poor nun got off the bus 3 stops early because of you and it's bouncin' with rain. She'll be lucky if she doesn't catch her death of the cold".
"Fuck her!!", the 'punk' sneered. "The walk i'll do her good!!" ...and starts laughin' again.
The few remainin' passengers are tuttin' and murmurin' under their breathe and the driver who is livid says, "You don't know anythin' about that poor woman and you've treated her like shit".
"What's it got to do with you? Prick.", ...the 'punk' spits, swivellin' around, tryin' to do his best "Sid Vicious" impersonation.
"That's 'Sister' "Susan", the driver says, "She does lots of great work with delinquents like you, tryin' anythin' to get you lot back on the straight and narrow. Never gives up on any of them".
The 'punk's' pissin' himself laughin', ringin' the bell to get off, when the driver says, "Every "Friday" night at midnight, that selfless, kindhearted woman, sits by the cemetery gates, ..tryin' her best to stop morons like you from bein' led astray by the whores and prostitutes of the world, ..by offerin' herself, ...givin' oral sex
, ...to try and make scum like you realise that the path you are on, ..will only lead to despair...but you, ...you'd never listen, or repent your sins, ...and anyway, ...with you it wouldn't matter.
'Sister' "Susan", has been tryin' to save the souls of those long haired, leather clad, 'hells angels', ..what with stuff like this happenin', she'd run a mile if she seen you, ...fuckin 'punk' rocker!!!".
The 'punk' hops off the bus, with a flurry of expletives ringin' in the ears of the driver and passengers and heads home....but there's an evil little voice in his head and, as bein' an antichrist hasn't really been much fun recently,...he 'pats' his 'mohican' flat, gets himself a long blonde wig, borrows a studded leather bike jacket ...and "Friday" night, heads up the cemetery at midnight.
The 'punk' can barely believe his luck and can hardly stop his sniggerin' when he sees 'Sister' "Susan", sittin' on a chair in the shadows by the gate readin' a bible, which she closes and beckons him over.
He's nearly fallen flat on his face in his hurry and has already got his cock out by the time he's over to her, which she takes in one fluid motion, ..the full shaft, down the gullit, balls in the mouth and starts to deep throat him!!!!
The 'punk' nearly faints, ...as 'Sister' "Susan" gives him the best blow job he's ever had, only stoppin' occasionally to catch her breathe, mumblin' "Lord god, save this sinner!!" and "Jesus, lead him to the path of righteousness!!", ...when, he can take no more, ...pulls out his cock from her mouth and lets loose a torrent of 'come' into the face of 'Sister' "Susan", ...tearin' the wig from his head shoutin', "Ha Haaaa, i'm a 'punk' rocker!!!"
'Sister' "Susan" leaps to her feet, kicks him in the balls and pullin' the habit from her head, shouts..."Ha Haaaa, i'm the bus driver!!!"
