JOKES.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Fair point I guess craig, I'm just surprised to read that stuff Shouted so loudly on here.

Just the way I feel I guess. I think I'll have a half hour in the fridge and chill out a bit.

Hey Spidey wasn't directed at you lad or anyone else , was just letting my mind wander into overdrive, I think "desensitized" would have a better word to describe myself

I hope you didn't end up in the fridge, frostbite would seriously mess up your biking adventures to Mokum

Q: What do you call one bowl between three tokers ?
A: Malnutrition.

Quality

[spidergawd]

Sorry guys, a touch over sensitive I reckon.

And I'm not above a bit of hyperbole .

Blue skies and happy tokes. Mokum soon come.

[myoung321]

Terrible history teacher

The Top 10 Signs You Have A Bad History Teacher

Constantly gets Indonesia and Outdonesia confused.

As incentive for learning, when you name a state capital, you get to take a shot.

Insists that one of Popes during the Roman empire was Pope Bubba.

Thinks that Mussolini was Hitler's favorite pasta.

Counts Puerto Rico, Mexico and Canada as "technically" U.S. States.

Tells you that its Napoleon that's the ice cream that comes in 3 flavors in one box.

Insists that the Great Depression could have been stopped with the right amount of Lithium.

Threatens to renact Salem Witch Trials/Burnings if homework is not turned in on time.

Claims that it was Martin and Lewis that were the great explorers of the West.

Credits David Hasselhoff and not Democracy for the fall of the Berlin Wall.

[spidergawd]

/\ /\ I wouldn't disagree with you for a minute , but I think you'll find it was David Hasselhoff. Wikipedia just haven't picked up on that yet.

[Slip & Sal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPhhJ5kc ... re=related

no joke just comedy

[Rusty Shackleford]

Vagina jokes are not funny.Period

[Trad]

I was visiting an out of town friend this week end and stayed at a local motel. As I was finishing my checkin a Priest entered the office and said to the manager......"Is the porn channel disabled"......to which the manager replied......


"No, it's just regular porn...you sick bastard!!!"

[sam]

So a priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar, and that was just the first guy.


An old man walks into the barbershop for shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin. "When I finish that side, switch it to the other side."
When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years. But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.
The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.

A kid takes his goldfish to the vet and says its got epilepsy.
The vet says "it looks calm enough to me"
The kid says "I haven't taken it out the damn bowl yet!

[Trad]

A retired sailor went into the Job Center in Downtown Dallas , and saw
a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.

Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.

The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the
ladies ready for the gynecologist.

You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and
carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently
shave off the pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so they 're ready for
the gynecologist's examination.

The annual salary is $65,000, and you ll have to go to Billings, Montana."

"Good grief", the sailor asked, "Is that where the job is?"




"No sir . . . that's where the end of the line is right now.

[luvtick]

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar...

...it was tense...

[USbongLord]

the last poster walks into a club

[TwoCanucks]

the last poster walks into a club

You are assuming spambots can walk....

[luvtick]

NEVER trust an atom....
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They make up everything........

[Bifton]

How do you piss of a squirrel? Pinch its nuts. Ba boom tschh..

[Kermit]

I went downstairs this morning and there was a letter on the mat saying "To The Occupier".

So I forwarded it to Russia.