Axeman solo trip sept 27th-28th Day 1
Posted: Fri 12th Oct 2007 04:24 pm
Well, here we go again! Up at Shit O'Clock for my 7am flight from Leeds/Bradford. For a change the flight was on time, and i took off at 7.03 and landed some 53 minutes later at Schiphol! First off the plane again and straight through passport control into the station and on to the Snell Train to Central Station. Hopped off the train and qiuck-walked to the Rokerij II on Singel. 1 1/2 hours from take-off to Smoking, you cant beat it!
First Smoke of the Day was Rokerij Sour Diesel and N Lights Haze. Stuck the whole g of diesel into a spliff and sat on the tiny chairs meant for midgets! The first smoke in Dam is always the best. The diesel is awesome, one of my favs. My eyes were slowing closing and turning red. Great. Went to check in to my hotel but was told to came back at noon. So strolled up to Bluebird for a coffee and what not, was quite busy in here and the girl behind the bar was slow as fuck and rude too. After standing there for over a minute while she talked to her mate she finally asked "Can i help you?" in a sarcastic way. "what do you think?" i replied. Fucking dickhead! eventually i got my tea and cheese toastie and proceeded to sit on the BIG red sofa. Couldnt be arsed with buying weed/hash from here. Had a go on the bong and rolled another pure one, then i realised i'd better slow down a bit as i was wasted already.
I was clock watching so i could make it to the Grey Area for when it opened and get full choice. Finally it was 11.50am so i walked over to GA. John wasn't working today, instead it was the English bloke, Martin or something. Anyway i wanted to look at the Silver Bubble = Silver Haze x Bubblegum. What a stink!! woohoo! "ill take 5 of that mate" "and ill have a look at your HP13 while im at it" (Hashplant x G13 Haze) The HP smellt like a good heavy indica. I asked for a massive bong for the Silver Bubble. As always, after being to the GA i take a short walk round to Amnesia for one of their Milk Shakes. Some guy came and sat next to me and began boring me with his conversation, poor bloke. you know when you just cant be bothered to speak to anyone and just wanna sit there and stare? well that was me. I really couldnt be chuffed to talk to a total stranger for the sake of it. And hen was possibly the most boring person i have ever met, talking about politics and war. 2 things i really cant give a toss about.
Finally checked into my hotel at 1pm. then went to get a tram ticket to Leiseplein. Wanted to go to Noon to try the Cheese. So i went to Noon and got 1g Orange Haze and 2g Blueberry. The Blueberry didnt even smell like Blueberries
And i totally forgot the Cheese 
The Orange Haze was very nice, not had it before. Great taste and odour. Went into Rokerij I as i was in the area and did some more sitting and staring 
After that i sat outside Boom Chicago and had a pint of Heineken and then got the munchies. So i went to the Sports cafe/pancake corner where i saw some lads chomping on a massive pancake. I had a pancake with ice cream, choccy sauce and banana for 11 euros. The pancake was at least 12-13 inches in diameter. Very Vetry Tasty.
Decided to walk back to Centrum via Dampkring for Rifman hash. Picked up 1g Nouzha 12 e pg. Very soft and pliable and probably my favourtite Rifman Product for the price. Also got 1g Jala at 8.50 e pg. This is a quality hash for 8.50, quite delecate and soft, rather like the Nouzha. Not a bad high either after toking a pipe. Picked up 1g of Salma too at 16 e pg. This one was a bit harder than the others but packed the best punch, its hard to decribe certain weeds/hashes when you have already had about 8 different types. I was literally crippled in Dampkring, and i looked like a twat when they asked me to take off my Baseball cap, with my hair going into a point at the front like Dracula. Taking your hat off is one of my pet hates
Why oh Why!? 
After stumbling my way down Rokin and Dam Square i popped into NY pizza slice for a slice of pizza (surpise surprise!) and finally back to my hotel for an afternoon snooze.
I awoke at 7pm and did a bit of wake 'n' bake before slipping into the RLD to have a look around. Went in to Hill St Blues and got 1g white widow, which i smoked at the back of the shop with the doors open overlooking the canal. This place is covered in Graffiti from floors to ceiling, makes it look a bit grubby, but cool in a funny kinda way. Walked up to Pink Floyds afterwards for a hot-dog. The music in this place is getting worsre and worse everytime i go in. But i like it to chill, have a coffee, and a bite to eat. Snaffled up 1g of Mr Nice Hashplant for 7.5o e pg. Wow! What a bargain and what an effect, after a hooter of this i was very stoned indeed, grinning like a cheshire cat. Nipped up the road after to Barneys. Dont really like this place generally, its expensive and rude, so i was hoping to find some good smoke to change my mind and chill for a bit. The chap gave me the menu which i looked at again and again. "Are you gonna buy something or what?" he said. "If thats your attitude then you can go fuck your own arsehole" i said and walked out. I STILL dont like Barneys. Staff are cunts (sorry bout the 'C' word, but couldnt think of another word for 'em) and the menu is overpriced too. NEVER EVER gonna darken their shitty doorstep ever again. Been 3 times in total to Barneys and everytime is a failure.
Spent most of the evening wandering round Centrum popping into Bars/ Cafes for drinks and smokes. So decided to go to back to my hotel room and watch a bit of BBC telly and pass out.
Well that was Day 1 out of the way, sorry it took me 2 weeks to put it up.
Day two`s fun and games will be done tonight, including my troubles with Her Majesty`s Customs and Excise on the way back too
Thanks
First Smoke of the Day was Rokerij Sour Diesel and N Lights Haze. Stuck the whole g of diesel into a spliff and sat on the tiny chairs meant for midgets! The first smoke in Dam is always the best. The diesel is awesome, one of my favs. My eyes were slowing closing and turning red. Great. Went to check in to my hotel but was told to came back at noon. So strolled up to Bluebird for a coffee and what not, was quite busy in here and the girl behind the bar was slow as fuck and rude too. After standing there for over a minute while she talked to her mate she finally asked "Can i help you?" in a sarcastic way. "what do you think?" i replied. Fucking dickhead! eventually i got my tea and cheese toastie and proceeded to sit on the BIG red sofa. Couldnt be arsed with buying weed/hash from here. Had a go on the bong and rolled another pure one, then i realised i'd better slow down a bit as i was wasted already.
I was clock watching so i could make it to the Grey Area for when it opened and get full choice. Finally it was 11.50am so i walked over to GA. John wasn't working today, instead it was the English bloke, Martin or something. Anyway i wanted to look at the Silver Bubble = Silver Haze x Bubblegum. What a stink!! woohoo! "ill take 5 of that mate" "and ill have a look at your HP13 while im at it" (Hashplant x G13 Haze) The HP smellt like a good heavy indica. I asked for a massive bong for the Silver Bubble. As always, after being to the GA i take a short walk round to Amnesia for one of their Milk Shakes. Some guy came and sat next to me and began boring me with his conversation, poor bloke. you know when you just cant be bothered to speak to anyone and just wanna sit there and stare? well that was me. I really couldnt be chuffed to talk to a total stranger for the sake of it. And hen was possibly the most boring person i have ever met, talking about politics and war. 2 things i really cant give a toss about.
Finally checked into my hotel at 1pm. then went to get a tram ticket to Leiseplein. Wanted to go to Noon to try the Cheese. So i went to Noon and got 1g Orange Haze and 2g Blueberry. The Blueberry didnt even smell like Blueberries
And i totally forgot the Cheese The Orange Haze was very nice, not had it before. Great taste and odour. Went into Rokerij I as i was in the area and did some more sitting and staring After that i sat outside Boom Chicago and had a pint of Heineken and then got the munchies. So i went to the Sports cafe/pancake corner where i saw some lads chomping on a massive pancake. I had a pancake with ice cream, choccy sauce and banana for 11 euros. The pancake was at least 12-13 inches in diameter. Very Vetry Tasty.Decided to walk back to Centrum via Dampkring for Rifman hash. Picked up 1g Nouzha 12 e pg. Very soft and pliable and probably my favourtite Rifman Product for the price. Also got 1g Jala at 8.50 e pg. This is a quality hash for 8.50, quite delecate and soft, rather like the Nouzha. Not a bad high either after toking a pipe. Picked up 1g of Salma too at 16 e pg. This one was a bit harder than the others but packed the best punch, its hard to decribe certain weeds/hashes when you have already had about 8 different types. I was literally crippled in Dampkring, and i looked like a twat when they asked me to take off my Baseball cap, with my hair going into a point at the front like Dracula. Taking your hat off is one of my pet hates
Why oh Why!? After stumbling my way down Rokin and Dam Square i popped into NY pizza slice for a slice of pizza
(surpise surprise!) and finally back to my hotel for an afternoon snooze. I awoke at 7pm and did a bit of wake 'n' bake before slipping into the RLD to have a look around. Went in to Hill St Blues and got 1g white widow, which i smoked at the back of the shop with the doors open overlooking the canal. This place is covered in Graffiti from floors to ceiling, makes it look a bit grubby, but cool in a funny kinda way. Walked up to Pink Floyds afterwards for a hot-dog. The music in this place is getting worsre and worse everytime i go in. But i like it to chill, have a coffee, and a bite to eat. Snaffled up 1g of Mr Nice Hashplant for 7.5o e pg. Wow! What a bargain and what an effect, after a hooter of this i was very stoned indeed, grinning like a cheshire cat. Nipped up the road after to Barneys. Dont really like this place generally, its expensive and rude, so i was hoping to find some good smoke to change my mind and chill for a bit. The chap gave me the menu which i looked at again and again. "Are you gonna buy something or what?" he said. "If thats your attitude then you can go fuck your own arsehole" i said and walked out. I STILL dont like Barneys. Staff are cunts (sorry bout the 'C' word, but couldnt think of another word for 'em) and the menu is overpriced too. NEVER EVER gonna darken their shitty doorstep ever again. Been 3 times in total to Barneys and everytime is a failure.
Spent most of the evening wandering round Centrum popping into Bars/ Cafes for drinks and smokes. So decided to go to back to my hotel room and watch a bit of BBC telly and pass out.
Well that was Day 1 out of the way, sorry it took me 2 weeks to put it up.
Day two`s fun and games will be done tonight, including my troubles with Her Majesty`s Customs and Excise on the way back too
Thanks
