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LA Confidential is the longest flowering lowest yielding strain in the history of cannabis. It can only be grown by one old man outside of Eindhoven named Martijn, in fact he is the man responsible for all DNA strains. Martian Mean Green is really called Martijns Mean Green, and cannalope haze is really Ammehula Haze. All the other LA going around is nothing but a sour diesel mutant clone. For the real Martijn LA go to that grey place!

DNA says it flowers in 45-56 days. Not your experience, I take it?

adakemics wrote:LA Confidential is the longest flowering lowest yielding strain in the history of cannabis.

LOL What a whopper.

That is so ridiculous that it's not worth responding to. Oops, I just did

adakemics wrote:LA Confidential is the longest flowering lowest yielding strain in the history of cannabis. It can only be grown by one old man outside of Eindhoven named Martijn, in fact he is the man responsible for all DNA strains. Martian Mean Green is really called Martijns Mean Green, and cannalope haze is really Ammehula Haze. All the other LA going around is nothing but a sour diesel mutant clone. For the real Martijn LA go to that grey place!

LA Confidential
[DNA Genetics]

Sativa 60 / Indica 40
Origins - California indica x Afghan indica
Flowering - 46-56 days
Harvest - Early October


LA Confidential is a commercial seed strain that captures the genetics of OG Kush. An Afghan strain grown from clones, OG Kush first became popular in the Los Angeles market in the 1990s, and then became world famous as California rappers like Snoop Dogg and Cypress Hill namechecked it in their songs. OG Kush offered a has-like experience from reefer: a resinous smoke, deep and spicy-sweet like nutmeg, that drew the smoker into a lush, slightly trippy dreamland. While "Authentic OG Kush" may be hard to find if you're not a rap star, DNA's LA Confidential brings the secrets of this celebrity smoke to the market.

LA Confidential is an indoor-adapted plant that can also be grown outdoors or in a greenhouse. This strain is resistant to mildew, and on the whole is easy for even a novice to grow. She likes any medium - hydro, coco beds, soil, or NFT systems. If forced into flowering at 3-4 feet of growth, LA Confidential stays petite, gaining only a foot in the rest of her cycle, making her a good strain for gardeners with limited space. DNA themsleves prefer bigger plants, vegetatedfor 3-4 weeks, for a lower overall plant count. Like many eco-conscious growers, DNA recommends organic nutrients.

As she moves through flowering, LA Confidential forms popcorn-like buds that are very dense, and so dark green that they almost appear black by harvest time. The flowering time is speedy, finishing in 7-8 weeks indoors, or by late September to early October when grown outside. These are the sweet "rocks" of resinous bud associated with her OG Kush ancestors. LA Confidential is not the biggest yielding strain, with average yields between 300-500 grams per square meter from "petite" plants in close quarters; yields from larger or outdoor plants may be correspondingly greater.

LA Confidential delivers a heavy "Kush" high: tasy, languorous, and a little psychedelic. Experienced smokerswill find it relaxing but not sleepy, although probably too relaxing if there are complex tasks to be done. This is a chill-out smoke. What this strain lacks in monstrous yields it makes up for in high, taste, and smell. Many weed experts agree - LA Confidential has won second (2005) and third (2004) place for indica at the High Times Cannabis Cup, and first place for indica in the international Cannagraphics Cup (2005).

and if you look at something like

CHOCOLOPE
Flowering - 60-70days

Kushage
Flowering 75days
When forced to flower at one foot, Kushage will finish at 4.5 to 5 feet. In sea of green gardens, plants deliver 25-40 grams each « thats is LOW!
In one-gallon buckets, the yields per plant can increase up to 2 ounces. Larger plants in 5-gallon buckets produce 55-100 g«« bettert still LOW!
BUT you wouldnt know cause only to be grown by EXPERTS!!

Blue Cheese
Flowering 63+days
Yeils very LOW if grown to long and buffy big bud youll start losing THC lvl will drop fast. and you would know this cuz its for EXPERT unlike you Adakemics who dont seem to know what the hell he talking about go read abit!

I have some excellent LAC. Look me up.

yay, we can use the cut and paste function... LA Confidential can only be grown by Martijn, any other is just a pretendica... I was in the grey area days ago and there's doesn't even compare to the real stuff Martijn has... to be grown properly it has to be put into flower 2 full years before it finishes, just ask Martijn, he'll learns you a thing or two...

adakemics wrote:yay, we can use the cut and paste function... LA Confidential can only be grown by Martijn, any other is just a pretendica... I was in the grey area days ago and there's doesn't even compare to the real stuff Martijn has... to be grown properly it has to be put into flower 2 full years before it finishes, just ask Martijn, he'll learns you a thing or two...

mmm.... not to sure on that one! sounds abit pinocchio to me!

lol 2 years to flower... lol nice try.

haha is he serious up there 2 yrs

adakemics wrote:yay, we can use the cut and paste function... LA Confidential can only be grown by Martijn, any other is just a pretendica... I was in the grey area days ago and there's doesn't even compare to the real stuff Martijn has... to be grown properly it has to be put into flower 2 full years before it finishes, just ask Martijn, he'll learns you a thing or two...

Two years of flowering? I think you have some false info. 100% land race sativas dont even take nearly that long.

adakemics wrote:to be grown properly it has to be put into flower 2 full years

adakemics wrote:Martian Mean Green is really called Martijns Mean Green, and cannalope haze is really Ammehula Haze.

Northern Lights is really Martijn's Lights.

geoffk wrote:

adakemics wrote:Martian Mean Green is really called Martijns Mean Green, and cannalope haze is really Ammehula Haze.

Northern Lights is really Martijn's Lights.

aint the Northern Lights only seen in canada? but denmark claims they are dannish like the North Pole cap?