Your worst experience of Dam?

Toker70 · Post by **Toker70** » Sun 26th Oct 2008 01:36 am

Brilliant just brilliant

Kermit · Post by **Kermit** » Sun 26th Oct 2008 08:55 am

spottycat · Post by **spottycat** » Sun 26th Oct 2008 11:16 am

USbongLord · Post by **USbongLord** » Sun 26th Oct 2008 01:07 pm

in 2005..i had 800 euro removed from my in room safe at the best western near the zoo....told the manager,he looked at us funny,went to the police station,big mistake,it was lunch time or something,,anyway,we ate the loss and somehow survived...otherwise,ive never fallin into the canal or leaned on on of the spiky death traps around town...and only one near death experience gettin hit by a bike....btw the bike was destroyed

beejun · Post by **beejun** » Mon 27th Oct 2008 09:08 am

iwanitnow567 wrote:a week of smoking first class weed is worth a finger where the sun dont shine.
i'll even enjoy it if i have to

ahhahahahahahahha , u made me laugh so much !

bless

kingc · Post by **kingc** » Wed 3rd Dec 2008 01:12 am

my worst experience in the dam was 2 nights ago, when, (foolishly) walking alone stoned to my hostel and getting lost, 2 nice american(I could tell by the accents) gentlemen jumped me and put a knife to my throat and threated to slice me up real good unless I give them everything I have...I gave them 20 euros but then they ran off because they spotted the cops or something. I quickly found some cops and we started to chase around town looking for the suspects but to no avail

that really ruined my buzz.....

Fermex · Post by **Fermex** » Wed 3rd Dec 2008 04:33 pm

i was there for a week and my only bad experience was the rip-off price for food and drink.

I'm a 6ft 12 and a half stone scottish bloke and I've encountered my fair share of dodgy folk. Body language is crucial as you usually cant speak to them well and the best thing is to look beggers/muggers in the face, either give em a few cents or tell em you got nothing.

If they try any shit just explain that you'll smash their face in while pumping your fists, that generally works.

funny stories none the less guys,lol

kingc · Post by **kingc** » Wed 3rd Dec 2008 06:25 pm

yeah well I couldn't really speak due to the sharp knife at my jugular lol.

never happened to me before, this really bugs me out.

Zootman · Post by **Zootman** » Thu 4th Dec 2008 10:38 am

Just read through this thread for the first time...very funny shit, im aware of the 'dangers of dam' but ive had my worst experiences in london so not gonna put me off.

kingc wrote:yeah well I couldn't really speak due to the sharp knife at my jugular lol.

never happened to me before, this really bugs me out.

dont let it bug you out dude, could of happened anywhere to anyone, lifes a bitch sometimes.

Mr. Monkey Man · Post by **Mr. Monkey Man** » Fri 5th Dec 2008 07:04 pm

In reality I'd actually imagine London's one hell of alot more dangerous than Amsterdam.

I spose the ugly side of the Dam is less hidden compared to other cities.

At least theres not much gun crime/violent murders over there.

imcalledstu · Post by **imcalledstu** » Fri 12th Dec 2008 12:48 pm

This is one of the funniest experiences for me but for my other friend involved it was probably one of the worst ...

First coffee shop we go to my friend (who isn't a smoker) orders a hash cake ... when he starts feelings a bit more relaxed, we offer him a joint or 2, which he smokes away at.

We all (6 other guys) then try to freak him out. we start saying there is a fly that keeps circling him, and he keeps trying to bat it away. He then starts to feel sick, so one of my friends says "lets go outside" ... when outside he leans against a wall and the collapses, while we all laugh through the window. my friend runs in and says "Hanson has just collapsed" I said "yeah we saw it" as it turns out, while we where laughing he came around and the first thing he said was "WHERE IS THAT FCUKING FLY?" lol. I never laughed so hard in all my life, tho Hanson was sh*tting bricks! hehe!

Good times.

Much love.