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:lol: Here are the top nine comments made by broadcasters at NBC sports so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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:lol: That was great. :lol:
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Wicked m8! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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fucking hilarious
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ooopppss!!
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Hate to be a sourpuss but Julian Dicks retired in 1999. This has got sweet FA to do with Bejing :lol:
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Post by Bhang Buddie »

Still funny tho' innit Jon :lol:
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:lol:
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I love it, cheered me up no end - Thanks
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Bhang Buddie wrote:Still funny tho' innit Jon :lol:
The first time, maybe.... ;-)

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Post by BigRigRob »

Can't wait for the Winter Olympics, come on Sumo Ski-Jumping !!!. 8)


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Post by Kermit »

^^ :lol: :lol: ^^

not a nice view first thing in the morning but well funny!!
Do you think he jumped further than Eddie the Eagle?? :lol:
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