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Toker70
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day 4

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well after all the walking around wednesday i was shagged so didn't rise till about 12 lol i had no weed left(horror of horrors) except the 10g of cheese but i didn't want to open that till i got home so i'm sorry to say i had to run the 20 steps or so to Rockland(u can just make out the seats outside it in the pic from the balcony) omg what a shit hole:- dark,noisy(music way too loud for a small shop) and the bud tender was the most ignorant fella i have ever met all i wanted was a wake up smoke but they only sell their bud in 2g bags i asked him if there was any chance he would give me a 1g bag of WW,......now the ignorant bit HE just grunted no at me and turned his back on me i swear i nearly jumped the counter(i could have too it was only me and him there) now i don't know about u guys but i believe that when ur in someones shop buying their product u deserve a little respect at least but this guy was openly hostile.

now normally i would have left the shop there and then but i needed a smoke so i kinda coughed in his direction and just as hostile as him i pointed at the 1g of super pollum for 10 euro and after he had weighed it and bagged it i made a point of throwing 5 2euro coins on the counter most of which rolled off and without saying thank you as i always make a point of doing turned and walked out leaving him to pick up the coins the little prick

guys please please avoid this little shit hole as it doesn't deserve a licence let alone anyone spending money there
Rant over

after i had my 2 j's (even the hash was shit)the little lady and i had a discussion about what to do for the rest of the day i said i wanted to go to Katsu as i had read that it was a chilled out place with some alright weed the minute she saw that it was close to the market she agreed straight away so off we went.

I'm ashamed to admit that this was the first time we used a tram even tho we had those 72hr ticket thingies(i gave them to 2 american dudes in schip on our way home well they still had 40hrs or so on them)

Anyway Katsu now this is what i was expecting a C/S to be like a mix of eyeryone rasta's,punks,bikers,locals,tourists there was even a couple of lads there that were buzzing off their tits(must have wanted to come down lol) so i bought..................3g of BBC couldn't resist it and i wasn't dissapointed lovely lovely lovely(i'm gonna try to grow some of this cheese) anyway finished my j and made another just to top up a bit as my tolerence was building fast only smoked half of it as the misses was glaring at me lol i passed it to one of the guys who was buzzin he tried to say thanks but nothing that resembeled any language i ever heard came out so i laughed my head off walking down the road but i guess in Dam ppl are used to that

We wandered around the market for an hour or so till i got thirsty :wink: and headed back to Katsu for some coffee or juice :wink: the guys who were so obviously buzzin were still there and being a bit of an E head myself i made a beeline for them and sat the misses down while i went to buy drinks and some more weed.
the lady behind the counter didn't remember me(why would she i don't have eyes on stalks....yet) from b4 so i got another 5g of cheese paid and went back for a bit of a laugh
So i sat between the misses and this fella whos eyes were looking at the ceiling even though his head was pointed straight forward hehe good times the bloke sitting next to him recognised me as being the fella who passed hin the half a spliff and said to me "what the fuck was in that it brought me down like a sack of pig shit" i was laughin already so i showed him the 2g of cheese i had in my hand and he said i must get some when i can walk straight not wanting to leave the guy hanging i ground up the 2 g's and a bit more from the other bag i got and skinned up 3 j's lit one passed it to the fella next to me and lit another for myself i sat there for about 3 hrs as the boys became a bit more coherant and they started to tell me where they got the e's apperently off some guy in the RLD the night b4 and how they hadn't even been back to their hotel since then(my misses was after getting rightly pissed off by now and had fucked off to a bar across the way for some alco) so i left the guys there after another 2 j's and left them a bud to skin up later which i spotted one of the ones who was still fucked(he'd taken 5 or so e's during their walk around the dam that night)putting into his mouth and chewing it i'd love to have known what he thought it was lol

so caught up with the misses(she was half full by now and was hanging off me kissing me and hugging me really annoying like)and caught a tram back to dam square it was about 6 so we went for a lie down :wink: and then for a slice of pizza and headed to abraxas for a bit of a chill out didn't buy any weed just smoked the rest of the cheese except for a j that i kept for the morning(didn't want to have to go near that shit hole again) met this dutch fella there who started to tell me his life story but i wasn't really listening caught something about him falling in a hole and breaking his ribs but can't be sure about that as i was really fucked by then so back to the hotel about 10;30 or so a quick shower 2 spoons of benny and collapsed into bed :D :D :D what a great day 8)

coming soon the last day boo hoo


Babylon 'wan tief mi 'erb. But mi bun it bfoe dey come.
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Excellent read man... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

I am SO looking forward to Katsu in 4 weeks... 8)
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Re: day 4

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Toker70 wrote:i made a point of throwing 5 2euro coins on the counter most of which rolled off and without saying thank you as i always make a point of doing turned and walked out leaving him to pick up the coins the little prick
Hahahahahaha. This is classic. So's the story about the E-heads. Keep them coming!
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Yeah m8 good read :lol:
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Post by Bernum »

nice report. your missus gunna read it?
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Bernum wrote:nice report. your missus gunna read it?
LOL i wouldn't dare post anything that mentions her without checking first
Babylon 'wan tief mi 'erb. But mi bun it bfoe dey come.
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Just post it back man. Its a gamble but at least if you loose the gamble of posting it you wont end up with a big english airport sercurity guys finger intruding on your rectum which you would have if you lost the gamble of taking it back through the airports.
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Nice report and pics Toker70! I thought I recognized those stairs.. :wink:

I managed to snap a couple of rough shots with my phone from off my balcony.. The Hotel Di-Ann is a really nice little find, with friendly, helpful staff - they kept our bags for us on the last day til we needed to come collect them as well. Those stairs though... after emptying a fair few gram bags of the finest Amsterdam has to offer, the prospect of that climb has left me often wondering that a ground floor apartment might not be a bad idea in future!

Looking to the left, towards Westermarkt (about 8.20pm judging by the clock!)
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And off to the right with a slightly blurry view of Magna Plaza in the distance...
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Me and my mate (on the right) trying to work out which coffeeshop to head for next... Got a few raised eyebrows from my t-shirt though...

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We avoided the Rockland dump as well, after reading a few reviews and a slow walk-by, all we got were dirty looks from the the two people inside, so we headed on back down Herengracht to Amnesia, which was just opening by that time...

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last day

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so then heres my final day boo hoo

woke up around 8ish and had a shower and a cup of coffee forgot to mention that all u have to do is ask at the reception desk for a kettle and they give u brew making facilities in ur room which is a godsend after a few j's

anyway after the shower i just lazed on the bed watching shite on the tv,waited till about 10 to skin up the last of the cheese from yesterday....we had to be out of the room for 11 and our flight home wasn't till 8:20 that night but that lovely girl(i think her name was nadia or something like that)said we could leave our bags in their luggage closet as long as we wanted(big up hotel Di-ann);i was nicely stoned after the first j of the morning as i always am so i wasn't in any hurry to get some more weed besides i didn't want to draw too much attention to myself in schip or back in cork so i didn't plan on being blitzed tonight

We wandered around the damrak for a few hrs looking for prezzies to bring home to the kids and family members(i already had a nice pressie for my bro anyway lol) got some of those funky looking kids hats and replica clog slippers which my youngest(he's 18mts)wears all the time.
Around 12:30 or so i needed another smoke so i headed for the 420 i had meant to call here earlier in the week for some nev haze as i had read that its a wicked smoke so i got 2g without even looking at the menu just asked if it was there and said i'll have that,Sat down i already had a litre of juice so i didn't need anything to drink snd but 3 sheets together for the first time this week had being using the silver kingsize rizla put the misses had for some reason packed them away :roll: the hit off this shit is immense and i was sitting there for about half an hour staring into space b4 the misses poked me in the ribs and said "get off ur fat arse" and lets go walk around i wasn't too sure if i could(did i put too much in the j)but once i stood up i felt fine.
We walked around Adam for a few more hrs untill i wanted another j so back to 420 and another haze j there was still enough left for about 3 j's at least and as i wasn't going to be smoking anymore i gave it to some bloke sitting across from us along with the cheap grinder i'd bought(i hope someone does that for me sometime) he thanked me but seemed a bit confused by this random act of generosity(i thought every1 does it)
So we left and got our bags from the hotel said our goodbyes to the staff and promised to be back soon,into central onto the train and goodbye Dam :cry:

All in all i have to say i had the best break ever and plan on getting back there as soon as i can afford it and i'm hoping to be able to go there for a 2 week holiday sometime in the future i know i,ve seen most of what it has to offer but fuck that theres weed there by the bucket load and thats all i want from a holiday now u can keep ur sun 'n' swimming pools now fuckers

i want to say thanks to everyone who posts on this site for all their help in helping me find the best C/S's and pick the best weed ye guys are legends KEEP TOKIN
Babylon 'wan tief mi 'erb. But mi bun it bfoe dey come.
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Post by murphyscafe »

Thats some final day!

loved readin it all!

now im sure i told ya bout that nev's haze! its always my first stop for that!
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Nice1 for that!
Good read :D
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Another fine report Toker70 :mrgreen: .....hope your brother liked his gift. :wink:

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Ash333 wrote:...and some coffee or something to put the dogs off.....
:lol:
Man this is not working AT ALL.

All those legends (put some pepper around it....put some coffee...) have to stop.

Sniffer dogs will be acting like this:
1/sniff sniff mmmmmm....coffee!
2/sniff sniff mmmmmm....MARIJUANA!

They will smell ALL the different scents in the package.
There are many ways to confuse a dog, or contain the marijuana smell for an average time, but whatever you do, you CAN'T prevent a sniffer K9 to smell marijuana.
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Post by spottycat »

Really enjoyed the report. Only 16 days to go. :D :D
Shood no betta!
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Oh and Toker THANK YOU FOR THE REPORT MAN!
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