Someone has to do it...post your Spurs jokes here!!

rks0 · Post by **rks0** » Thu 23rd Oct 2008 07:42 pm

Im watching them now on TV- they've lost the plot.

darkglobe · Post by **darkglobe** » Thu 23rd Oct 2008 08:08 pm

rks0 wrote:Im watching them now on TV- they've lost the plot.

you sure you're not watching Desperate Housewives...

SRH_Spaded · Post by **SRH_Spaded** » Thu 23rd Oct 2008 08:51 pm

Edit ' no he meant some ENGLISH FOOTBALL team.'

No such thing as soccer mate, thats only in america.

english football or british soccer its all the same, a bunch of grass fairies.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzl5vhEHZcs

Once you guys start talking about a real sport, like hockey, then let me know
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc1lDv5KYCQ

geoffk · Post by **geoffk** » Thu 23rd Oct 2008 08:57 pm

SRH_Spaded wrote:
Edit ' no he meant some ENGLISH FOOTBALL team.'

No such thing as soccer mate, thats only in america.
english football or british soccer its all the same, a bunch of grass fairies.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzl5vhEHZcs

Once you guys start talking about a real sport, like hockey, then let me know
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc1lDv5KYCQ

I like when he's down grabbing his knee. Too true.

rks0 · Post by **rks0** » Thu 23rd Oct 2008 09:10 pm

darkglobe wrote:
rks0 wrote:Im watching them now on TV- they've lost the plot.
you sure you're not watching Desperate Housewives...

Lol!
Ummmmmmmmmm, MILF, Ummmmmmmmm.................

TokeOnThat · Post by **TokeOnThat** » Fri 24th Oct 2008 10:32 am

Ice Hockey....Ice Hockey....is that the game where they wear lots and lots of pads...come to think of it....how many other US sports do players wear pads....grass fairies my arse.

he he he...

Boner · Post by **Boner** » Fri 24th Oct 2008 11:36 am

All the weekends premiership matches have been cancelled due to irregular bettings, a bookie said "we had 2 £5 bets on Tottenham winning"

Toker70 · Post by **Toker70** » Fri 24th Oct 2008 04:26 pm

TokeOnThat wrote:Ice Hockey....Ice Hockey....is that the game where they wear lots and lots of pads...come to think of it....how many other US sports do players wear pads....grass fairies my arse.

he he he...

Totally off topic here but if you guys want to see some real men playing sport watch some GAA (football or hurling ur choice) no padding or pimped up players there they even get weapons(hurling) again sorry for going off topic

TokeOnThat · Post by **TokeOnThat** » Fri 24th Oct 2008 05:02 pm

Up the rebels!!!

Was in Cork for the Hurling final couple of years ago...or was it 3 years ago when they played Galway!

ynwa · Post by **ynwa** » Fri 24th Oct 2008 06:50 pm

BREAKING NEWS!!

All of tomorrows premierships fixtures have been cancelled after reports of some irregular betting.

Apparently someone bet £5 on a Spurs win!

axeman9 · Post by **axeman9** » Sat 25th Oct 2008 02:44 pm

I went for a kick about in the park last night with some mates. Imagine our surprise when the Spurs team turned up and joined in.
I was a bit upset though, we only beat them 2-0

Tottenham Hotspur have just been fined £500,000 under the Trades Description's Act for posing as a "football team".

David Blaine is apparently gutted at the minute. He has discovered his 44 day record of doing fuck all in a box has been smashed by Darren Bent.

What has the Spurs goalkeeper and Michael Jackson got in common?
They both wear gloves for no apparent reason

Juande Ramos has been told by the Tottenham board that his job is safe.
They also told him that the earth is flat, Santa Claus is real and Red Rum is going to win the Grand National again.

Boner · Post by **Boner** » Sun 26th Oct 2008 12:25 am

Looks like the joke is on the board now, they've sacked Ramos and it looks like Redknapp is going to take charge.

rks0 · Post by **rks0** » Sun 26th Oct 2008 08:21 am

Mark_d wrote:Harry Redknapp 12-1.....thats not happenin he wont leave pompey again.

The day Harry goes to tottenham is the day i stop drinkin and smokin weed

Take it back, quick!

Mark_d · Post by **Mark_d** » Mon 27th Oct 2008 09:15 am

what a prick redknapp is

Drenbt · Post by **Drenbt** » Mon 27th Oct 2008 11:14 am

He is a londoner at heart, but I think was wrong of him to leave pompey again. Especially as he was starting to build up a good team.