Trip report,Nov.6-10.

[Sir Niall of Essex-sire]

I'll have to try Picasso after all these times of not. Have you tried a better sativa since then? 8 a gram is an excellent price for a good sativa.

Thank you for your report and good job, especially for your first one.

Picasso's buds are usually well priced and of very good quality. Visited this shops for many many years and ive always been very happy with the product available. Their Haze is an amazing Sativa, but if doubt ask the bud tender. He's espicaly nice to girls, as my g/f found out by being given an absolutely massive bag of their Dream strain.

I've always maintained theres many advantages to being a stoner chick.

[Bhang Buddie]

i cant find no hash in london

I haven't found any Hash in London since the early Eighties

[Zootman]

i cant find no hash in london

I haven't found any Hash in London since the early Eighties

Nice report man, looking forward to the rest....

Ive never had good hash in london, just soapbar when i was younger! Anyone had any highgrade before? love the taste but doesn't seem to be around much not sure if there is a different name for it Dam?

[Bhang Buddie]

As I said, there's been zilch in UK since the 80's, before that it was possible that you could get quality and then along came the shite's who took over and figured, 'what the fuck' quantity ruled over quality. This is why so many kids in the UK get fucked up
Now the Viets and others (they know who they are) just churn out crap - they wouldn't know quality if it stuck itself up their arses and said 'BOO' - all those idiots/arseholes/wankers want is MONEY....but I digress Zootman, join us in the 'Dam next week and get yourself blitzed on some righteous ganja man and have fun

[darkglobe]

Thanks for all your good words...yougive me the confidence to continue...I think i'm suuffering from PAD -Post Amsterdam Depression... But i have got my meds...

1gm double zero hash -(which was very harsh on the throat .Not very good,unlike the Afghan which was excellent)

Probably because that's soapbar

I was stung with that in a shop in Gronigan last month - 4g of Zero Zero, I took it out the pack and realise what it was... I politely handed it back. I come from Glasgow, if I wanted soap bar I'd stay at home

Yeah...looking at it i think you may be right,no plastic though...

So heres a couple of pics of what the kind postman brought me -



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I'm hoping to save some for xmas,but i cant really see that happening...

Day 3-Saturday

Off to Albert Cuyp St. markret area today,so after Brekkies ,a pleasant wal k across Vondelparkand got there about 11 andwalked through and right up to
Carmona
for the Thai weed that someone mentioned (Big thanks man).
So you go in and theres a counter whereyoubuy whatever and then througha glass door into a real nice,comfortable area.One wallwith 6 internet screens to use ,hookahs all around aand areal middle eastern feel about it and the music is kind of Wham in the Kasbah...which the budtender plays off of YouTube...
So the Thai is €12 for 4 grams-perfect for a spliff mixer.A very nice smoke and avery good CS and highly recommended...
After a while .a walk through Sarphati Park,which seemed to be populated by many stoned people slumped around the place.I carried on to
Katsu
My first time here and was amazed Red Leb on the menu,which i;ve not seen in a long while,so procured 2gm for €16.
I'd arranged a meet and greet here with The Happy Hacker for 14.00,but it was only 13.30.
Now it was lunchtime and it wsa pretty full,but i found a seat way down the back...So if THH came ,thats probly whhy you missed me...Any way got chatting some local folk there and i'm sat happily smoking a pure Thai spliff.
"mmm,that smells nice ",Says the American lady.
"Yeah,smels like Thai",says the Dutch lady,".....or Jamaican".
"You were right first time "says I.Impressed by her knowledgable nose...
They were great people and a great CS.I spent a very happy couple of hours here,and totally forgot to get something else from there.
So then i did some boring present shopping in the market aand wandered back to Hotel to drop off load.
Later,i took a walk up Overtoom<the road my hotels on,to check out 2 CS's up there.
I walked past The Blue Lagoon,but it looked empty and quiet,so carried on to
T'jtuinte (sp)
and wished i hadnt bothered.You go in ,and its like a scummy old chinese take out with a table and afew plastic chairs and up some stairs to buy your stuff.
But they did have some very nice Super Polm for €8 a gm ,which i bought,(or €15 for 2gm).
So i left there and walked back to
Tweedy
which is 3 mins walk from Hotal Abba,and a neat little local hang out.I call in here every trip ,and sat in the train seats in the back,smokin the superpolm for an hour,before heading back to bed...

[Bhang Buddie]

Far out darkglobe for actually getting a report together, it's much more than I can do nice one dude and some lurvley piccies dribble dribble drool - 'til next week anyway

[islandgurl]

Their Haze is an amazing Sativa, but if doubt ask the bud tender. He's espicaly nice to girls, as my g/f found out by being given an absolutely massive bag of their Dream strain.

I've always maintained theres many advantages to being a stoner chick.

lmao you're a wise man, Sir Niall

I'm definitely heading to Picasso... with a pushup bra.

[Bhang Buddie]

... with a pushup bra.

So you don't reckon it'd werk for me IG I got an Eagle Bill tho' what cha rekon ?

[Sir Niall of Essex-sire]

lmao you're a wise man, Sir Niall

I'm definitely heading to Picasso... with a pushup bra.

The persuasive power of boobs never ceases to amaze me.

Im pretty sure boobs are the reason the miss's just managed to get 30 quid of me to take her friends to Mama Mia for the 5th time.

Definitely definitely drop by Piscasso, very good weed at a resonable price. Has a heap of board games to keep you amused. The bloke often gives away free buds to people, and importantly they do a decent coffee. The vibe there is extremely chill and i think you'll really like it, the bloke bows his head everytime you buy something as well

Let us know how you find it dude-ette, always interested to know what others think.

[darkglobe]

lmao you're a wise man, Sir Niall

I'm definitely heading to Picasso... with a pushup bra.

The persuasive power of boobs never ceases to amaze me.

Im pretty sure boobs are the reason the miss's just managed to get 30 quid of me to take her friends to Mama Mia for the 5th time.

Definitely definitely drop by Piscasso, very good weed at a resonable price. Has a heap of board games to keep you amused. The bloke often gives away free buds to people, and importantly they do a decent coffee. The vibe there is extremely chill and i think you'll really like it, the bloke bows his head everytime you buy something as well

Let us know how you find it dude-ette, always interested to know what others think.

Agree with you on everything...Picasso is a must visit !!!...but its not alwaysthe guy serving...on my last day there was a beautiful dusky maiden to admire ....

[Ash333]

i cant find no hash in london

I haven't found any Hash in London since the early Eighties

Nice report man, looking forward to the rest....

Ive never had good hash in london, just soapbar when i was younger! Anyone had any highgrade before? love the taste but doesn't seem to be around much not sure if there is a different name for it Dam?

yeah, high grade hash come round now and then in north london

[sh@dy]

I haven't found any Hash in London since the early Eighties

Nice report man, looking forward to the rest....

Ive never had good hash in london, just soapbar when i was younger! Anyone had any highgrade before? love the taste but doesn't seem to be around much not sure if there is a different name for it Dam?

yeah, high grade hash come round now and then in north london

if only there was someone of you who would smuggle it....there is plenty of good hash here to take it to the UK

[darkglobe]

So i wanna get these last two days done...I'm off to Dublin tomorrow for a few days and i'll be busy drinking the black stuff and toking the black stuff...and theres normally some green S.African stuff floating about there as well...

Day 4-Sunday

Got to Tweede Kamer just after they opened at 11.00,so i had awhile to study their magnificent hasj menu...droooooool.
Got in good with the very friendly budtender by letting a local guy go in front of me,cos his daughter was waiting outside...then ought
1gm= King Hussein
1gm-Jala
(sorry,didnt get prices but i think=€12 each)
TK is another wonder morning spot (ranks wit Picasso IMO).
Practically all locals in and out.Ireally liked that about this trip,mostly using out of the Centrum CS's and (at htis time of year)mostly Dutch being spoken)The budtender was saying that Johnny Depp was sat there in the corner everyafternoon for 3 weeks and no-one recognised him.
The King Hussein is a lovely dreamy smoke ,whereas the Jala,was like getting hit by a sledgehammer,an immediate heavy stone,nice...I'd never heard of Jala before,(thats why i got it,i like surprises)and i googled it but nowt came up,so does anyone have any knowledge of this
Next i strolled round to
Homegrown Fantasy
but by this time i'm getting a bit short on cash;so ijust got
€5 bag of outdoor grown "Dutch High"
to get me going again after the Jala...
Nowt special m...much i like what i grow outdoors...but it did the job.
Anywho ,it was a pleasant place to sit whilst contemplating the labyrinthine alleyways to be negotiated in finding De Kuil...
I always have trouble getting there,and this time was no exception ....just when i thought i was completely lost,i turned a corner and there was frigging Homegrown Fantasy again,i'd gonr round in a complete friggin' circle...AHH...the joys of being stoned in The Dam... Anyway got there next attempt,but whent in The Bottle bar next door first,where you can smoke.
Got a large Amstel for €6 but as the bar tender told the tattooed geordie who complaind,"If you want cheaper beer,go to a quiet bar"...
Suitably stewed,i went next door to
De Kuil
for the first time this trip...normally in there on't first day...
1gm White Widow-€8
I.ve never tried the Infamous WW and still haven't...
I'm not a sativa lover...too heart poundingly high for me...so I'm taking to Dublin ,to share with some mates...
So ,i slumped down in the back and puffed and toked for a few hours.The Dutch OG went very well with King Hussein and eventually stumbled off to the hotel.I'm sure i must've called in somewhere,cos its a long walk back,but i've got no notes and dont remember the journey at all...
final day later...

[courtjester]

This has been a fine report, lots of detail. I've always wanted to try some of the Thai/Jamaican, just for kicks, and now I've definitely got to take a trip to Carmona to give it a whirl!

White Widow is an indica, by the way. So feel free to smoke away without sharing.

[islandgurl]

lmao you're a wise man, Sir Niall

I'm definitely heading to Picasso... with a pushup bra.

The persuasive power of boobs never ceases to amaze me.

Im pretty sure boobs are the reason the miss's just managed to get 30 quid of me to take her friends to Mama Mia for the 5th time.

Definitely definitely drop by Piscasso, very good weed at a resonable price. Has a heap of board games to keep you amused. The bloke often gives away free buds to people, and importantly they do a decent coffee. The vibe there is extremely chill and i think you'll really like it, the bloke bows his head everytime you buy something as well

Let us know how you find it dude-ette, always interested to know what others think.

Agree with you on everything...Picasso is a must visit !!!...but its not alwaysthe guy serving...on my last day there was a beautiful dusky maiden to admire ....

lmao Sir Niall yup never underestimate the power of cleavage, and I sure hope it's the dude in there when I go, darkglobe, unless the dusky maiden is gay lol