Women eh?

Bethlehem · Post by **Bethlehem** » Thu 27th Nov 2008 01:26 pm

Boob jobs, nose jobs, cheek impants, teeth bleaching, tummy tucks, lipo suction, colonic irrigation, botox, pierced ears, nipples, belly buttons and clits. Eyebrows plucked, bikini waxed, armpits shaved, lips and wrists tattooed, legs waxed, diets, exercise - and they still won't take it up the arse because it HURTS!

Boner · Post by **Boner** » Thu 27th Nov 2008 02:11 pm

HAHAHAHA superb.

Ash333 · Post by **Ash333** » Thu 27th Nov 2008 02:18 pm

maybe yours wont

time for a change methinks

Toker70 · Post by **Toker70** » Sun 30th Nov 2008 12:28 pm

Very funny gave my misses(tattooed wrists)something to think about nice one m8

Drenbt · Post by **Drenbt** » Sun 30th Nov 2008 04:41 pm

Hahaaha I like! Likewise, my misses has pierced nose,ears & tattooed foot and hand. But cowers away like a wimp whenever I come near her arse!! lol

U-Roy · Post by **U-Roy** » Mon 1st Dec 2008 01:16 pm

Nice1!
Remembers me of a french comic quote, something like:

Today, women work like men, drink like men, drive like men...and after that, they are surprised that we fuck them in the ass.

NirvanaEJ · Post by **NirvanaEJ** » Mon 1st Dec 2008 02:14 pm

fookin hilarious thread, my wife used to be like that, but once she realized how good it was....nope cant say it, this is a family forum

imcalledstu · Post by **imcalledstu** » Tue 23rd Dec 2008 12:30 pm

what is the attraction to fucking up the arse? I can't figure it out.

I LOVE PUSSY!

Sombrero · Post by **Sombrero** » Tue 23rd Dec 2008 01:31 pm

imcalledstu · Post by **imcalledstu** » Tue 23rd Dec 2008 04:03 pm

NirvanaEJ filled me in via private messgae. Apologies for my stupidity.

EdinburghBoy · Post by **EdinburghBoy** » Tue 23rd Dec 2008 05:58 pm

well mines likes both filled at the same time, if you get my drift !!

NirvanaEJ · Post by **NirvanaEJ** » Tue 23rd Dec 2008 06:01 pm

EdinburghBoy wrote:well mines likes both filled at the same time, if you get my drift !!

fookin hilarious

SoulRider · Post by **SoulRider** » Wed 24th Dec 2008 04:22 pm

Lol, I know this is the off-topic forum, and I know it is an adult site, but I still can't believe I am reading this topic, lol.

imcalledstu - Maybe it's just something that occurs as you get older

cheese · Post by **cheese** » Wed 24th Dec 2008 06:20 pm

my girl takes it in the pooper... and she doesnt have tattoos or many piercings..

maybe they go either way... either they take it in the butt or they get tattoos and piercings and all that other fun stuff.

hahha

Boner · Post by **Boner** » Wed 24th Dec 2008 07:21 pm

cheese wrote:my girl takes it in the pooper... and she doesnt have tattoos or many piercings..

maybe they go either way... either they take it in the butt or they get tattoos and piercings and all that other fun stuff.

hahha

my mrs doesn't have any piercings or tattoos and still wont take it up the arse!