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Women eh?
Posted: Thu 27th Nov 2008 01:26 pm
by Bethlehem
Boob jobs, nose jobs, cheek impants, teeth bleaching, tummy tucks, lipo suction, colonic irrigation, botox, pierced ears, nipples, belly buttons and clits. Eyebrows plucked, bikini waxed, armpits shaved, lips and wrists tattooed, legs waxed, diets, exercise - and they still won't take it up the arse because it HURTS!
Posted: Thu 27th Nov 2008 02:11 pm
by Boner
HAHAHAHA superb.
Posted: Thu 27th Nov 2008 02:18 pm
by Ash333
maybe yours wont
time for a change methinks
Posted: Sun 30th Nov 2008 12:28 pm
by Toker70
Very funny gave my misses(tattooed wrists)something to think about nice one m8
Posted: Sun 30th Nov 2008 04:41 pm
by Drenbt
Hahaaha I like! Likewise, my misses has pierced nose,ears & tattooed foot and hand. But cowers away like a wimp whenever I come near her arse!! lol
Posted: Mon 1st Dec 2008 01:16 pm
by U-Roy
Nice1!
Remembers me of a french comic quote, something like:
Today, women work like men, drink like men, drive like men...and after that, they are surprised that we fuck them in the ass.
Posted: Mon 1st Dec 2008 02:14 pm
by NirvanaEJ
fookin hilarious thread, my wife used to be like that, but once she realized how good it was....nope cant say it, this is a family forum
Posted: Tue 23rd Dec 2008 12:30 pm
by imcalledstu
what is the attraction to fucking up the arse? I can't figure it out.
I LOVE PUSSY!
Posted: Tue 23rd Dec 2008 01:31 pm
by Sombrero
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Posted: Tue 23rd Dec 2008 04:03 pm
by imcalledstu
NirvanaEJ filled me in via private messgae. Apologies for my stupidity.
Posted: Tue 23rd Dec 2008 05:58 pm
by EdinburghBoy
Posted: Tue 23rd Dec 2008 06:01 pm
by NirvanaEJ
Posted: Wed 24th Dec 2008 04:22 pm
by SoulRider
Lol, I know this is the off-topic forum, and I know it is an adult site, but I still can't believe I am reading this topic, lol.
imcalledstu - Maybe it's just something that occurs as you get older
Posted: Wed 24th Dec 2008 06:20 pm
by cheese
my girl takes it in the pooper... and she doesnt have tattoos or many piercings..
maybe they go either way... either they take it in the butt or they get tattoos and piercings and all that other fun stuff.
hahha
Posted: Wed 24th Dec 2008 07:21 pm
by Boner
cheese wrote:my girl takes it in the pooper... and she doesnt have tattoos or many piercings..
maybe they go either way... either they take it in the butt or they get tattoos and piercings and all that other fun stuff.
hahha
my mrs doesn't have any piercings or tattoos and still wont take it up the arse!
