funniest thing thats happened youve seen inthe dam

[funnybone]

i hope this gets filled with fun

[jollylittlehun]

In June me and my mate were walking by The Doors C/S and two women were cycling bikes when a guy nearly crashed into them. One of the women shouted "Fuck you she's pregnant" and the guy replied "Oh yeah? Well fuck you too" and casually cycled off.

[imcalledstu]

Get really baked and hit a peep show with a couple of friends, when you see each other through the windows, you'll laugh your balls off! its great fun!

[DERICK]

i hope this gets filled with fun

Last time in the Dam was with my son went into the bulldog for a quick toke sitting way up in the window with a hot chocolate watching the world go by and reminiscing with my son. This guy sat down next to me asked if ok turned out he was DEA from Philly ya I know, no he wasn’t spoofing me he was straight up.
Before he told me we were chatting about college and I told him I smoked my first joint in San Fran in 1982. He told me he was also in college there so we reminisce about cool times in the Abby tavern ON 19TH AVE and seeing Boz Scaggs live. He then showed me his warrant card.
1982 That was the coolest time of my life.

[CHELSEA_SMOKERS_SOCIETY]

trying to check into the nova hotel, about 2 years ago.

long story short, there was no other guests around, just myself, my girlfriend, a very 'snooty' receptionist. i was so mashed when chcking in, that i didnt listen to word he said. when he finished speaking, my girlfirned and i took the leaflets etc he gave us, and went ot find our room. up one flight of stairs, cant find it..... cross the recpetion area again and try another flight of stairs... not up here either, cross the recpetion area another time, down a corridor... oh here is the room. we try to open the door with a card he gave us. a few minutes later we realise we're trying to open the door with a business card. we head back down to the reception, and ask for our room key.

the guy behind the counter, without even raising a smile said "i just explained, your room, whihc is down that corridor, wil be ready at 1pm, it is now 11am."

it had taken us 25 minutes to find the room, and then failed to get in. the guy just sat there not saying a word as he watched us go up and down all the stair cases, full well knowing we had no idea what we were doing.

we went out into the street, and burst into hysterics. i guess you had to be there, but it was so so funny.

[funnybone]

i can totally get where you are on that .the hotel is one place funny stuff happens to me alot. i stayed at the barbizon palace a few years back as a treat .really nice and the staff were great .got completely mashed and went to check in , the girl at reception ended up filling in my information.
first night went out got mashed again as you do ,got back to the hotel and the lift works with your key card you use to get in the room.i must have spent ten minutes in the lift trying to get it to work.the night manager comes over to the lift takes one look at me and the misses and asks what floor we want ,and says dont worry i have a magic card absolutely great and really helped me out i have no idea how long i would have been there .

[Bernum]

lol dems some funnies...Chealsea's had me roflin'

[cantona7]

a pigeon dropped one on my shoulder!

[hulldj]

Was anyone on the redlight around wednesday 15th October after 5pm and did you see the two badlads running round the redlight on a mobility scooter?? two of them squished into one seat?? What a sight, laughed my ass off... then wondered who they had nicked it off .. bless.

[imcalledstu]

... the two badlads running round the redlight on a mobility scooter?? two of them squished into one seat?? What a sight, laughed my ass off... then wondered who they had nicked it off .. bless.

I can safely say NO. I didn't see that. But I sure wish I did. I probably would have laughed my bollocks off!

[Weed is a deed]

I would say, after smoking 4 g's before going to the airport in holland, laughing at this female boarder guard for the baggage screening. She first spoke dutch, which I am sorry I was so stoned she almost sounded like daffy duck or something. Anyways, she knew I was toast and laughed at told me to be careful boarding the plane.

[liquidSwords]

The funniest thing ive seen in the Dam was when i was walking across the Damrak, watching carefully for cars trams and the dreaded cyclist!!!.... Whist i was crossing i noticed a man crossing with an umbrella, watching carefully not to be hit by vehicles them BLAM he kicks the kerb in the middle of the road and goes flat face onto the trams line!! lol, being lean and getting and seeing this give you a great sense of satifaction when being able to cross the road without any hiccups!!! Priceless moment.....

Also while waitng at the Western Union (in the RLD) my friend was jumped by police (they thought he was a local drug dealer) and when they asked him if he had any drugs on him his reply was "im waiting here to get the money transfered to go buy some"(weed ofcourse) We all laughed!!! Even the policeman

[lampshade]

Perhaps normally I wouldn't have burst out into hysterics, but there was this one time whilst I was mashed that I walked along the street to get some munchies with mates, and this guy with a flower pot balanced on his head started talking to me in Dutch. I had no choice but to burst out laughing! It became clear later on that he was asking for money, and the flower pot balancing was a performance.

[Bernum]

You mean this guy? http://flickr.com/photos/mabelamber/2885301419/

[Carlos]

that guys alright - better him doing that than selling fake drugs or just robbing you