express yourself

hestia · Post by **hestia** » Sun 22nd Mar 2009 01:29 pm

Hey everybody! seeings how everyone is going crazy with anticipaion, I decided to put out a line for stress relief. Every day until I leave for Amsterdam, I'm going to write a bad poem

and post it. Feel free to jump in and add your own additions.

Sixteen days and counting down,
'til I'm in that Amstertown.
Gonna Buzz and party down,
Hope I ain't too much a clown.
Sixteen days and counting down!

Twichaldinho · Post by **Twichaldinho** » Sun 22nd Mar 2009 01:48 pm

Hehehe.....
......Woke up this 'mornin,
....... lit up an avarage spliff.
.......In a little under a month,
.......I'll be lacing them all with Kiff!

......Av got the Amsterdam Blues,
......Them godam Amsterdam Blues.
.....Ah said a little under a month
......And I'll pe passing my spliff to you!

Amsterdam Blues, by Twichaldinho Von Spliffensmokin

Boner · Post by **Boner** » Sun 22nd Mar 2009 01:50 pm

Brilliant.

sh@dy · Post by **sh@dy** » Sun 22nd Mar 2009 02:28 pm

I am not good at writing poems....but I could do the electronic sounds

Twitch · Post by **Twitch** » Sun 22nd Mar 2009 03:12 pm

There once was an oldster named Twitch, who had an irresistible itch to roll'em and smoke'em,so he traveled to Mokum to vape'em and toke'em.
I'm cured yelled the son of a bitch ! ( in reference to my headaches )

( don't get any ideas about calling me an s.o.b.

)

blueridge · Post by **blueridge** » Sun 22nd Mar 2009 03:40 pm

Twitch wrote:There once was an oldster named Twitch, who has an incurable itch, to roll'em and smoke'em and vape'em and toke'em. So he traveled to Mokum, to smok'em and smoke'em
I'm cured yelled the son of a bitch !

Nice limerick Twitch ! Hey, I liked the idea of your thread about Touristy things. I wish you success in organizing some outings. It sounds like a great time; I wish I could join you all but I won't be in town until the following month. I'll be following your thread to see how things work out; hope to see some awesome trip reports after the 420 weekend.

Peace

Twitch · Post by **Twitch** » Sun 22nd Mar 2009 03:47 pm

Thanls Blueridge. Have edited it since you quoted it )
Have fun on your trip.

Boner · Post by **Boner** » Sun 22nd Mar 2009 03:55 pm

There was a (not so) young stoner
His name funnily enough was Boner
He's getting ready for four twenty
Weed & hash aplenty
He's also taking his moaner.

sorry thats so shit but I'm rubbish at poems.

Twitch · Post by **Twitch** » Sun 22nd Mar 2009 04:21 pm

Boner; will your wife ( moaner ) see this ?

Boner · Post by **Boner** » Sun 22nd Mar 2009 04:24 pm

Twitch wrote:Boner; will your wife ( moaner ) see this ?

Nah but I've already told her about it (she wasn't happy) but then I made up for it by telling her about something I'd said that was nice about being married for 11 years only for her to tell me it's 12.

Twitch · Post by **Twitch** » Sun 22nd Mar 2009 04:26 pm

oooppps.
You've been married long enough to know we can't win, they never forget, and are always right.

hestia · Post by **hestia** » Sun 22nd Mar 2009 08:32 pm

you know it !

NirvanaEJ · Post by **NirvanaEJ** » Sun 22nd Mar 2009 09:17 pm

Twitch wrote:oooppps.
You've been married long enough to know we can't win, they never forget, and are always right.

im only married 5 years and i know that

Kermit · Post by **Kermit** » Sun 22nd Mar 2009 09:30 pm

Twitch wrote:oooppps.
You've been married long enough to know we can't win, they never forget, and are always right.

I am not even married but have been with my Girl (THATS GIRLFRIEND) for 14 years

She is always right, always wins and never forgets

Sir Niall of Essex-sire · Sun 22nd Mar 2009 09:34 pm

Kermit wrote:
Twitch wrote:oooppps.
You've been married long enough to know we can't win, they never forget, and are always right.
I am not even married but have been with my Girl (THATS GIRLFRIEND) for 14 years

She is always right, always wins and never forgets

I though the idea was to let them think they win?