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NirvanaEJ
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Post by NirvanaEJ »

roses are red
violets are blue
ill smoke till im high
and ill see ya there too


writers note: for better or worse that just popped into my head, stoned of course :lol:


If it wasnt for the brits, ID BE DUTCH RIGHT NOW
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chilly1952
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Post by chilly1952 »

Once smoked a big joint of sativa,
With a girl who I thought was a diva.
We screwed until dawn.
When I started to yawn.
We would sleep after puffing some shiva.

Woke up with my cute little diva,
It was time for another sativa.
We did it again,
Satisfying my yen.
It was time for good byes and to leave her.

Still remember that sweet assed young diva,
And the righteous smoke of sativa.
We had our night’s fun,
But when all’s said and done.
I should have gone back to retrieve her.
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hestia
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Post by hestia »

Chilli you little devil you-- tisk-tisk-tisk! :lol:
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Post by chilly1952 »

Just having some fun with it, Hestia.
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Post by Twitch »

Way to go there chilly.
Old School and Proud of It.
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hestia
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Today's entry

Post by hestia »

Felt brave, trying a Haiku today.
:idea:

Two weeks, fourteen days,
Until I Board the airplane
Amsterdam awaits
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chilly1952
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Post by chilly1952 »

Good one Hestia. Here's another Haiku:

A’dam here we come.
It's spring’s four twenty fun.
To miss oh, too bad!
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hestia
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Post by hestia »

good job, Chilly1952. :lol:

There once was a hermit named dave,
Who kept his fine smoke in a cave
He had volcanos & vapors, pipes and papers
and he parteed and partied all day.

He's a happy old dude,
and I don't mean to sound rude!
But where in the Hell does he stay?
Cause I want to visit.

(I never said they'd be good, folks :) )
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Post by Bongbhoy »

on the plane
second the train
then the dam again

first cafe 4twenty
where 2g will be plenty
since its early daze
ill have nevilles haze

now for surest of points
we'll have the purest of joint
but dont get me wrong
a hit from the bong
willl sure get me toasted
and as i have boasted
with 35 hours to go
guess what? yer no
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Post by Boner »

Nice one Bongbhoy.
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Post by Twichaldinho »

Anyone want to help finish this one off...


.....I remember a Time when I payed for my herb with the Guilder,
A time when Amsterdam didn't seem overun with builders
A time when Pink Floyd stocked the Dirty Jack and the Multi-coloured spacecake,
A time when Abraxas served the Hash in thier Stawbrerry Milkshake,
A time when I was underage and trying to get served :oops:
Trying to walk through the Red Light and not look like a perv :oops: ......


....and then I hit a brick wall, all suggestions welcome :!:
Endure
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Post by Boner »

Leave it as is, cant beat a limerick finishing with the word perv. :lol:
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Post by Bongbhoy »

but why won't they serve
when am fill o' the nerves
then want to ask why
why they won't they let me get high
cause am fill of the bongs
tell me is that wrong?
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Post by hestia »

twelve days left, ten plus two,
I'm going crazy, how about you?
I'm running around like a pissed off cat,
jumping from table to chair and back.
twelve days left, ten plus two,
I'm going crazy, how about you?
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