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express yourself
Posted: Sun 22nd Mar 2009 01:29 pm
by hestia
Hey everybody! seeings how everyone is going crazy with anticipaion, I decided to put out a line for stress relief. Every day until I leave for Amsterdam, I'm going to write a bad poem
and post it. Feel free to jump in and add your own additions.
Sixteen days and counting down,
'til I'm in that Amstertown.
Gonna Buzz and party down,
Hope I ain't too much a clown.
Sixteen days and counting down!
Posted: Sun 22nd Mar 2009 01:48 pm
by Twichaldinho
Hehehe.....
......Woke up this 'mornin,
....... lit up an avarage spliff.
.......In a little under a month,
.......I'll be lacing them all with Kiff!
......Av got the Amsterdam Blues,
......Them godam Amsterdam Blues.
.....Ah said a little under a month
......And I'll pe passing my spliff to you!
Amsterdam Blues, by Twichaldinho Von Spliffensmokin
Posted: Sun 22nd Mar 2009 01:50 pm
by Boner
Brilliant.
Posted: Sun 22nd Mar 2009 02:28 pm
by sh@dy
I am not good at writing poems....but I could do the electronic sounds
Posted: Sun 22nd Mar 2009 03:12 pm
by Twitch
There once was an oldster named Twitch, who had an irresistible itch to roll'em and smoke'em,so he traveled to Mokum to vape'em and toke'em.
I'm cured yelled the son of a bitch ! ( in reference to my headaches )
( don't get any ideas about calling me an s.o.b.
)
Posted: Sun 22nd Mar 2009 03:40 pm
by blueridge
Twitch wrote:There once was an oldster named Twitch, who has an incurable itch, to roll'em and smoke'em and vape'em and toke'em. So he traveled to Mokum, to smok'em and smoke'em
I'm cured yelled the son of a bitch !
Nice limerick Twitch ! Hey, I liked the idea of your thread about Touristy things. I wish you success in organizing some outings. It sounds like a great time; I wish I could join you all but I won't be in town until the following month. I'll be following your thread to see how things work out; hope to see some awesome trip reports after the 420 weekend.
Peace
Posted: Sun 22nd Mar 2009 03:47 pm
by Twitch
Thanls Blueridge. Have edited it since you quoted it )
Have fun on your trip.
Posted: Sun 22nd Mar 2009 03:55 pm
by Boner
There was a (not so) young stoner
His name funnily enough was Boner
He's getting ready for four twenty
Weed & hash aplenty
He's also taking his moaner.
sorry thats so shit but I'm rubbish at poems.
Posted: Sun 22nd Mar 2009 04:21 pm
by Twitch
Boner; will your wife ( moaner ) see this ?
Posted: Sun 22nd Mar 2009 04:24 pm
by Boner
Twitch wrote:Boner; will your wife ( moaner ) see this ?
Nah but I've already told her about it (she wasn't happy) but then I made up for it by telling her about something I'd said that was nice about being married for 11 years only for her to tell me it's 12.
Posted: Sun 22nd Mar 2009 04:26 pm
by Twitch
oooppps.
You've been married long enough to know we can't win, they never forget, and are always right.
Posted: Sun 22nd Mar 2009 08:32 pm
by hestia
you know it !
Posted: Sun 22nd Mar 2009 09:17 pm
by NirvanaEJ
Twitch wrote:oooppps.
You've been married long enough to know we can't win, they never forget, and are always right.
im only married 5 years and i know that
Posted: Sun 22nd Mar 2009 09:30 pm
by Kermit
Twitch wrote:oooppps.
You've been married long enough to know we can't win, they never forget, and are always right.
I am not even married but have been with my Girl (THATS GIRLFRIEND) for 14 years
She is always right, always wins and never forgets
Posted: Sun 22nd Mar 2009 09:34 pm
by Sir Niall of Essex-sire
Kermit wrote:Twitch wrote:oooppps.
You've been married long enough to know we can't win, they never forget, and are always right.
I am not even married but have been with my Girl (THATS GIRLFRIEND) for 14 years
She is always right, always wins and never forgets
I though the idea was to let them think they win?