Your favourite movie quote.

[Pauli Wallnuts]

if you dont wanna be countin the fingers you aint got, you get me those guns, NOW

Lenny Mclean - Lock, Stock

[Twichaldinho]

Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden balls man?

Up in smoke

Too obvious?

[codejd]

HAL 9000: "Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."

[liquidSwords]

I know you dont smoke weed, i know this, but im gonna get you high today, coz its Friday, you aint got no job and you aint got shit to do!

Chis Tucker as Smokey in Friday

[Bifton]

Man I have enjoyed reading through the quotes in this section, so many good films.

My favourite quotes come From Kiss Kiss Bang Bang:

Harmony: [naked in bed] You can sleep here if you want but it would only be sleeping, Harry... if thats gonna frustrate you.
Harry: [pause] Let's see.

Harry: Is she a looker?
Perry: She opens the door, and she got nothing on but the radio. Yeah, invites me to sit down, sits on my lap, fires up a spliff.
Harry: Geez. Really?
Perry: No. Idiot.

Harry: I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, an ID from that?
Perry: I'm sorry, you peed on...?
Harry: On the corpse. My question is...
Perry: No, my question. I get to go first. Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on corpse?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hPT7Soswe0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw_fC_eF ... re=related

[codejd]

movie: A Shot In The Dark (1964)

Clouseau: "I believe everything and I believe nothing. I suspect everyone and I suspect no one."

Clouseau: "Facts, Hercule, facts! Nothing matters but the facts. Without them the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game."

[Ingwey Gooblebogger]

"I like you, I kill you last"

It's amzing how well that line goes over in a job interview.

[lampshade]

Yup hard to beat Pulp fiction quotes Boner! That foot massage one always give me a giggle.

Also terminator:

"I want your boots, your clothes and your motorcyle"

[rks0]

From Grosse Pointe Blanke:

Mr. Newberry: What have you been doing with your life?
Marty: Uh... professional killer.
Mr. Newberry: Oh! Good for you, it's a... growth industry.

[chilly1952]

The Govenator quote I always say as I'm leaving Amsterdam:

"A'll be bock." (trying to type the accent)

It's from all his movies.

[puffpuffgive]

from Mystery Men:

Mr. Furious: "That's because Lance Hunt *IS* Captain Amazing."
The Shoveller: "Don't start that again. Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain Amazing doesn't wear glasses."
Mr. Furious: "He takes them off when he transforms."
The Shoveller: "That doesn't make any sense. He wouldn't be able to see."

[luvtick]

Jeff Spicoli / Fast Times at Ridgemont High:

"People on ludes should NOT drive."

and, of course:

"Well Stu I'll tell you, surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, you know, a hobby. It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, "Hey bud, let's party!" "

[Boner]

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p ... 001644.stm

[codejd]

The Emperor Ming: "What do you mean Flash Gordon approaching?"

Dale Arden: "Flash, Flash, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!"

[Trichome_Dense]

From the best double act in the history of movies:

C-3PO: Just you reconsider playing that message for him!
[R2 beeps a question]
C-3PO: No, I don't think he likes you at all.
[R2 beeps again]
C-3PO: No, I don't like you either.

Boner you're a fucking genius - that has to be the best double act of all time agreed... lol I'm shitting my pants laughing and gonna put the movie on just to see tha scene again - and have a nice doobie to go along with the vibe. lol

BTW Nice thread Beejun!