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Lenny Mclean - Lock, Stock

Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden balls man?

Up in smoke

Too obvious?

HAL 9000: "Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."

I know you dont smoke weed, i know this, but im gonna get you high today, coz its Friday, you aint got no job and you aint got shit to do!

Chis Tucker as Smokey in Friday

Man I have enjoyed reading through the quotes in this section, so many good films.

My favourite quotes come From Kiss Kiss Bang Bang:

Harmony: [naked in bed] You can sleep here if you want but it would only be sleeping, Harry... if thats gonna frustrate you.
Harry: [pause] Let's see.

Harry: Is she a looker?
Perry: She opens the door, and she got nothing on but the radio. Yeah, invites me to sit down, sits on my lap, fires up a spliff.
Harry: Geez. Really?
Perry: No. Idiot.

Harry: I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, an ID from that?
Perry: I'm sorry, you peed on...?
Harry: On the corpse. My question is...
Perry: No, my question. I get to go first. Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on corpse?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hPT7Soswe0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw_fC_eF ... re=related

movie: A Shot In The Dark (1964)

Clouseau: "I believe everything and I believe nothing. I suspect everyone and I suspect no one."

Clouseau: "Facts, Hercule, facts! Nothing matters but the facts. Without them the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game."

"I like you, I kill you last"

It's amzing how well that line goes over in a job interview.

Yup hard to beat Pulp fiction quotes Boner! That foot massage one always give me a giggle.

Also terminator:

"I want your boots, your clothes and your motorcyle"

From Grosse Pointe Blanke:

Mr. Newberry: What have you been doing with your life?
Marty: Uh... professional killer.
Mr. Newberry: Oh! Good for you, it's a... growth industry.

The Govenator quote I always say as I'm leaving Amsterdam:

"A'll be bock." (trying to type the accent)

It's from all his movies.

from Mystery Men:

Mr. Furious: "That's because Lance Hunt *IS* Captain Amazing."
The Shoveller: "Don't start that again. Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain Amazing doesn't wear glasses."
Mr. Furious: "He takes them off when he transforms."
The Shoveller: "That doesn't make any sense. He wouldn't be able to see."

Jeff Spicoli / Fast Times at Ridgemont High:

"People on ludes should NOT drive."

and, of course:

"Well Stu I'll tell you, surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, you know, a hobby. It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, "Hey bud, let's party!" "

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p ... 001644.stm

The Emperor Ming: "What do you mean Flash Gordon approaching?"

Dale Arden: "Flash, Flash, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!"

Boner wrote:From the best double act in the history of movies:

C-3PO: Just you reconsider playing that message for him!
[R2 beeps a question]
C-3PO: No, I don't think he likes you at all.
[R2 beeps again]
C-3PO: No, I don't like you either.

Boner you're a fucking genius - that has to be the best double act of all time agreed... lol I'm shitting my pants laughing and gonna put the movie on just to see tha scene again - and have a nice doobie to go along with the vibe. lol

BTW Nice thread Beejun!