Your favourite movie quote.

beejun · Post by **beejun** » Sun 26th Apr 2009 07:42 pm

Thanx, T.D. , Never tho that post would do that well but as i see, stoners love movies!

Ok, here's another quote i like, like so many others in Scarface, staring Al Pacino.

Tony Montana :

-Is this it? That's what it's all about, Manny? Eating, drinking, fucking, sucking? Snorting? Then what? You're 50. You got a bag for a belly. You got tits, you need a bra. They got hair on them. You got a liver, they got spots on it, and you're eating this fuckin' shit, looking like these rich fucking mummies in here... Look at that. A junkie. I got a fuckin' junkie for a wife. She don't eat nothing. Sleeps all day with them black shades on. Wakes up with a Quaalude, and who won't fuck me 'cause she's in a coma. I can't even have a kid with her, Manny. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a fuckin' little baby with her!

Pauli Wallnuts · Post by **Pauli Wallnuts** » Sun 26th Apr 2009 09:29 pm

keep your friends close, but your enemies closer

beejun · Post by **beejun** » Sun 26th Apr 2009 11:14 pm

It won't open because it's a security door!

Snatch.

Pauli Wallnuts · Post by **Pauli Wallnuts** » Sun 26th Apr 2009 11:16 pm

beejun wrote:It won't open because it's a security door!

Snatch.

i thought you said he was a get-away driver, what the fuck could he get away from

beejun · Post by **beejun** » Sun 26th Apr 2009 11:39 pm

Pauli Wallnuts wrote:i thought you said he was a get-away driver, what the fuck could he get away from

ahaaahahah Rotfl pauli.

''Open the dog!''

Clayman · Post by **Clayman** » Mon 27th Apr 2009 12:54 am

Boner wrote:Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p ... 001644.stm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4t6zNZ-b0A

codejd · Post by **codejd** » Mon 27th Apr 2009 01:12 pm

i will open this door;

movie: The Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad! (1988)

Nurse #2: Mrs. Nordberg, I think we can save your husband's arm. Where would you like it sent?

Ghost · Post by **Ghost** » Mon 27th Apr 2009 03:12 pm

same as Chilly i b back, every time when leaving the Dam

imcalledstu · Post by **imcalledstu** » Mon 27th Apr 2009 05:19 pm

the snozberrys tastes like snozberrys - from both 'Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory' And 'Super Troopers'

HasAnyoneSeenMyPipe · Mon 27th Apr 2009 06:54 pm

You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Roy Scheider, Jaws. Ad-libbed too.

Bifton · Post by **Bifton** » Mon 27th Apr 2009 07:11 pm

From Vanishingpoint

Nude Motorcycle Rider: Is there something I can do for you?
Kowalski: Well, like what?
Nude Motorcycle Rider: Like anything you want.
Kowalski: How about a smoke?
Nude Motorcycle Rider: Sure, I'll roll you one.
Kowalski: No, no, no, no. A straight one.

Boner · Post by **Boner** » Mon 27th Apr 2009 07:19 pm

HasAnyoneSeenMyPipe wrote:You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Roy Scheider, Jaws. Ad-libbed too.

Classic, one of my all time favourite movies, didn't know he adlibbed it.

Pauli Wallnuts · Post by **Pauli Wallnuts** » Mon 27th Apr 2009 07:26 pm

i know it aint a movie but still,
sopranos - Pine Barrens
Chris Moltisanti & Pauli Wallnuts

CM:russians, theyre not all bad
PW:what about the cuban missile crisis,cocksuckers moved nuclear war-heads into cuba,pointed em straight at us
CM:that was real? i saw that movie i thought it was bullshit

HasAnyoneSeenMyPipe · Mon 27th Apr 2009 07:31 pm

Boner wrote:
HasAnyoneSeenMyPipe wrote:You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Roy Scheider, Jaws. Ad-libbed too.
Classic, one of my all time favourite movies, didn't know he adlibbed it.

Ya makes it all the better. Liked old Roy R.I.P.
@Pauli Wallniuts, lmao thats a belter of a line, did not watch a lot of the Soprano's but what I did watch was always very good with some nice laughs in it too.
Another great line.
If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here I swear by God and Sunny Jesus you will all spend the night in the infirmary. Every last motherfucker in here.
Clancy Brown. The Shawshank Redemption.

Pauli Wallnuts · Post by **Pauli Wallnuts** » Tue 28th Apr 2009 11:08 pm

another sopranos classic

46 Long - Sylvio Dante, Pauli Wallnuts & Chris Moltisanti

SD:Whats going on with that princess Di? Do you think the royal family had her whacked?
PW:Last time i take a fucking limo in Paris
CM:Like you were ever in Paris Paulie
PW:I went over for a blow-job, your mother was working the bonbon concession at the eiffel tower