Your favourite movie quote.

echc1 · Post by **echc1** » Wed 29th Apr 2009 12:03 am

from an obscure scifi film called "the high crusade"...."you're fucked bollock-face"

Trichome_Dense · Post by **Trichome_Dense** » Wed 29th Apr 2009 03:54 am

MOVIE: Short Circuit

QUOTE: Johnny5 - " YOU'RE MAMA IS A SNOWBLOWER ! " ... gets me every time, and i'll never tire of it...

Max Flower · Post by **Max Flower** » Wed 29th Apr 2009 07:30 am

Animal House

"Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son"

codejd · Post by **codejd** » Wed 29th Apr 2009 03:31 pm

Blazing Saddles (1974)

Bart: "Excuse me while I whip this out."

Mexican Bandit: "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges."

beejun · Post by **beejun** » Sun 3rd May 2009 09:43 pm

Jimmy Two-Times: Im gonna go get the paper, get the paper.

goodfellas.

codejd · Post by **codejd** » Sun 3rd May 2009 10:06 pm

Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

Jay: I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck.
[referring to Silent Bob]
Jay: None of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

Twichaldinho · Post by **Twichaldinho** » Sun 3rd May 2009 10:07 pm

codejd wrote:Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

Jay: I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck.
[referring to Silent Bob]
Jay: None of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

Awsome.

beejun · Post by **beejun** » Sun 3rd May 2009 10:22 pm

Ahahah codejd. That part of the movie is hilarious!

Pauli Wallnuts · Post by **Pauli Wallnuts** » Sun 3rd May 2009 10:41 pm

Gangs of new york:

I took the father, now i'll take the son. You tell young Vallon i'm gonna paint paradise square with his blood.......two coats. I'll festoon my bedchamber with his guts.

Pauli Wallnuts · Post by **Pauli Wallnuts** » Sun 3rd May 2009 11:01 pm

Bob Hoskins - The Long Good Friday:

I'l tell you something, i'm glad i found out in time what a partnership with a pair of wankers like you would have been, a sleepin partners one thing, but your in a fuckin coma. No wonder you got an energy crisis your side of the water, but us british we're used to a bit more vitality, imagination, touch of the dunkirk spirit, know what i mean. The day when yanks could come over here and buy up Nelsons column, and an Harley street surgeon, and a couple of windmill girls, are definatley over.
Now look..
Shut-up you long streak of paralysed piss. What i'm looking for is someone who can contribute, to what England has given to the world, culture, sofistication, genius, a little bit more than an hot-dog, know what i mean. We're in the common market now, and my new deal is with Europe. im going into partnership with a German organisation, YEAH THE KRAUTS, theyv'e got ambition, know - how, and they dont lose their bottle. Look at you, ha the mafia, ha ha ha i'l shit em.

Trichome_Dense · Post by **Trichome_Dense** » Sun 3rd May 2009 11:15 pm

lol dude another almost forgotten classic....

DC · Post by DC » Sun 3rd May 2009 11:50 pm

Mind you, apart from 'ere old up, where's Victori..!' it was probably the last thing he did say...erm, doh!?

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Sir Niall of Essex-sire · Mon 4th May 2009 12:13 am

Hes not the Messiah, hes a very naughty boy...

angry pirate · Post by **angry pirate** » Wed 6th May 2009 04:34 pm

again, not a film. the conversation between kash and a customer in shameless on the subject of sex after childbirth...went something like:

cust:- so, how long, you know, til you were...
kash:- almost straight away, why? you...
c:- aargh, no, nothin', and if that cat walks past me with its tail in the air one more time, its gettin it, cos i'm two wanks past fucking fussy

codejd · Post by **codejd** » Thu 7th May 2009 01:07 am

somebody had to do it...

Caddyshack (1980)

Spalding Smails: "This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it."

Judge Smails: "You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself."
Ty Webb: "Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch."

Al Czervik: "Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?"
[looks at Judge Smails, who's wearing the same hat]
Al Czervik: "Oh, it looks good on you though."

Sandy: "I want you to kill every gophers on the golf course!"
Carl Spackler: "Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key..."
Sandy: "Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers! The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents* -!"
Carl Spackler: "We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason. All right, let's do the same thing, but with gophers -!"

Al Czervik: "Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity."

Al Czervik: "You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"

Carl Spackler: "This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff."

Carl Spackler: "So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

Ty Webb: "You take drugs, Danny?"
Danny Noonan: "Every day."
Ty Webb: Good. "Then what's your problem?"
Danny Noonan: "I don't know."

Ty Webb: "Don't be obsessed with your desires Danny. The Zen philosopher Basha once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

Lacey Underall: "My uncle says you've got a screw loose."
Ty Webb: "Your uncle molests collies."