Smoke Report, Daytrip 13th May
Posted: Fri 15th May 2009 06:19 pm
Wednesday 13th May 2009.
Woke up at 4:30am with my rizla in my hand, skinned up quickly and made a cup on tead and some peanut butter on toast. Normally I am the designated driver, but this time some1 else was driving, so i walk 5 minutes round the corner finishing my Cheese spliff from last night. There i meet my compatriots for the day, Kev, Maz and Dave. It will be my 9th trip, Maz's 8th, Kevs 4th and Dave's virgin trip
Was on time and got through security quite quickly, but then me and Dave was stopped by the Police, and they did a street stop and so on, wasted all of 10 minutes of my time.
Schipol airport is a dream and got through quickly and easily, Dave need the toilet and Maz for some reason wanted to have a fag (no 2day sunshine ). We didnt allow Maz to have a fag and boarded the train to Centraal. Once out of Centraal we havent even crossed a road yet and im already telling the other 3 to keep up, Dave was in drealand when we went past the 1st coffeeshop he had ever seen (which was Rastababy) as we headed towards the great Haarlemmerstraat. Dave and Maz headed off to do some late money changing while me and Kev headed off towards Barneys
BARNEYS
Quaser Haze 17E 1g
G-13 Haze 14E 1g
Red Diesel 13E 1g
Me and Kev sat down and built 2 Quaser spliffs, and Kev like it, it did taste and smell nice, but i was wondering where the buzz was, then i found it and it was a very nice clear high, Maz and Dave walked in and built up a G-13 and Red Diesel spliff and we made our way.
DAMPKRING II
Chocolope 10E 1g
Cheese 9E 1g
Nice and friendly budtender, didnt keep me waiting at all, but i wanted the Chocolope and it smelt great. I urged some1 to get a g of Cheese aswell, but the Cheese wasnt as great as last time. Ordered our drinks and a pancake from probably the most stunning coffeeshop bargirl in Amsterdam
, and went and Sat on the 1st floor. The G-13 spliff was sparked and it became my favourite smoke of the say instanly, tasted really fruity 
. The Chocolope was as good as always. We then made our way to Grey Area, and Dave still handnt sparked his 1st spliff, he was certainly feeling the heat already!!!!!!!!!!! But Grey Area was still closed, which was a bit of a let down as i really wanted to some East Coast Sour Diesel from there.
HOMEGROWN FANTASY
Cheese 10E 0.8g
A signature stop now, especially with it due to close within the next year. Cheese was back on form, and we built an L skin with that and the cheese from Dampkring. It took it tie to smoke, but was so refreshing and the cheese aroma put me in a daze. And then Dave finally sparked up the Red Diesel spliff he had built in Barney's. All had a go in the bathroom and left.
DE KUIL/420 CAFE
Diesel 11E 1g
Super Silver Haze 12E 1g
I asked the budtender to load up the volcano for me and he very kindly did with a nice crushed up bud of Diesel, me and Kev were loving the bag, but Dave and Maz were shying away from it!!, thats ok, more for me and Kev. The SSH was ok.
On leaving De Kuil, we all decided on some KFC. And then we had a little walk around the RLD to show Virgin Dave what its all about and then made our way to Dampkring.
DAMPKRING
G-13 Amnesia Haze 13E 1g
Super Silver Haze 10.5E 1g
Heavy Duty Fruity 8E 1g
Jack Herer 8E 1g
One of my favourite shops, if it wasnt for the hat policy it would probably be my no. 1 favourite. The weed is always nice, sometime not great, but always nice. The Jack Herer reminded me of the weed i used to smoke 10 years ago when i started puffing , the SSH was worth it, and cheaper than De Kuil's. The resident cat made a passing visit and as always looked very much like a cat that had been smoking some weed .
ROCKERIJ III
White Widow 8.5E 1g
Northern Lights x 5 13E 1g
Sour Diesel 12E 1g
This was the 1st time i had been in this Rockerij. The dealers booth was downstairs and the guy behind the counter was very very helpful. Went backupstairs to smoke our purchases when i lady bartender said we must buy drinks to sit down. lol, ok love, give us a chance. The Northern Lights got me a little monged out and the white widow had that widowy taste. The Sour D was very fluffy and filled up alot of the bag and it was only a g.
BARNEYS LOUNGE
Blue Cheese 13E 1g
Caramella Cream 9E 0.5g
This was the 1st time i had been to Barneys Lounge, but it was all of our's favourite shop of the day, played good chilled hip hop and had comfortable seats. I looked at the drawn out instructions of how to use the Volcano, asked the budtender if it was alright to give it a try, theres a 1st time for everything and i had fun filling that bag for the 1st time. After here i wanted to take the guys to Mellow Yellow, but Maz wasnt to keen and wanted to get back to the centre so he could look for a CD case for his small 5g posting back operation... a little pissed that i couldnt go to MY but back we went, stoping in @ Goa on the way
GOA
Shiva 15E 1.2g
The weed wasnt nice at all and the space cakes we got wernt the best either. However the lady serving us was friendly and we had a couple good stoned Connect4 games in there, i think Kev was the winner...
GREENHOUSE CENTRUM
Diesel Kush 10.5E 1g
While Maz changed up some more money me and Dave popped into GHC and i had a look at a couple weeds before decided on a g of Diesel Kush, didnt stop in here tho as time was getting on a bit and Maz was still looking for his CD case!!!... We was walking around for around 45 minutes looking for this bloody CD case, and guess what, he cant find 1 he likes. I have an idea " why dont we find a coffeeshop and smoke that shit"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
DAMPKRING II
Sativa Salad 5.5E 1g
As it was Dave's 1st time he wanted to go back to Dampkring II as he said it was one of his most enjoyable shops of the day. I wanted to try something cheap for a change, so i tried the Sativa Salad as the guy before me in the que had purchased some, what a let down, it was the worst smoke i have ever had in Amsterdam, i took 1 draw and left the rest in the ashtray. Luckily i still had some other weeds left from throughout the day.
ROCKERIJ II
Chocoloupe 9.50E 1g
We had quite a bit left..., well Maz had quite a bit left as he hadnt found a CD case, so were smoking and skinning up at the same time, we had an hour left and smoked out hearts out.
We got out tickets from the machine, somehow we all manged to pay different prices for our tickets, lol.
Me and Maz got seperated from Dave and Kev just before we got on the plane at Schipol. Has a can of Stella on the plane back and we were touching down. As me and Maz were walking through Nothing to Declare we were stopped and searched, the guy that was searching me was very interested in my book, reading though it and we actuall had a nice chat about weed and Amsterdam, as we were being talked to Dave and Kev came walking pasted looking very stoned, the guys at customs were very nice and TBH they are only doing there job.
Got back to the car and told Kev to close his eyes as i pulled out half a g of White Widow from Rockerij III and told him to smell . . Was a roar of laughter as i hadnt told ne of the guys i brought a spliff back, lucky me aye
Quality day trip
until next time
Woke up at 4:30am with my rizla in my hand, skinned up quickly and made a cup on tead and some peanut butter on toast. Normally I am the designated driver, but this time some1 else was driving, so i walk 5 minutes round the corner finishing my Cheese spliff from last night. There i meet my compatriots for the day, Kev, Maz and Dave. It will be my 9th trip, Maz's 8th, Kevs 4th and Dave's virgin trip
Was on time and got through security quite quickly, but then me and Dave was stopped by the Police, and they did a street stop and so on, wasted all of 10 minutes of my time.
Schipol airport is a dream and got through quickly and easily, Dave need the toilet and Maz for some reason wanted to have a fag (no 2day sunshine
). We didnt allow Maz to have a fag and boarded the train to Centraal. Once out of Centraal we havent even crossed a road yet and im already telling the other 3 to keep up, Dave was in drealand when we went past the 1st coffeeshop he had ever seen (which was Rastababy) as we headed towards the great Haarlemmerstraat. Dave and Maz headed off to do some late money changing while me and Kev headed off towards BarneysBARNEYS
Quaser Haze 17E 1g
G-13 Haze 14E 1g
Red Diesel 13E 1g
Me and Kev sat down and built 2 Quaser spliffs, and Kev like it, it did taste and smell nice, but i was wondering where the buzz was, then i found it and it was a very nice clear high, Maz and Dave walked in and built up a G-13 and Red Diesel spliff and we made our way.
DAMPKRING II
Chocolope 10E 1g
Cheese 9E 1g
Nice and friendly budtender, didnt keep me waiting at all, but i wanted the Chocolope and it smelt great. I urged some1 to get a g of Cheese aswell, but the Cheese wasnt as great as last time. Ordered our drinks and a pancake from probably the most stunning coffeeshop bargirl in Amsterdam
, and went and Sat on the 1st floor. The G-13 spliff was sparked and it became my favourite smoke of the say instanly, tasted really fruity . The Chocolope was as good as always. We then made our way to Grey Area, and Dave still handnt sparked his 1st spliff, he was certainly feeling the heat already!!!!!!!!!!! But Grey Area was still closed, which was a bit of a let down as i really wanted to some East Coast Sour Diesel from there.HOMEGROWN FANTASY
Cheese 10E 0.8g
A signature stop now, especially with it due to close within the next year. Cheese was back on form, and we built an L skin with that and the cheese from Dampkring. It took it tie to smoke, but was so refreshing and the cheese aroma put me in a daze
. And then Dave finally sparked up the Red Diesel spliff he had built in Barney's. All had a go in the bathroom and left.DE KUIL/420 CAFE
Diesel 11E 1g
Super Silver Haze 12E 1g
I asked the budtender to load up the volcano for me and he very kindly did with a nice crushed up bud of Diesel, me and Kev were loving the bag, but Dave and Maz were shying away from it!!, thats ok, more for me and Kev
. The SSH was ok.On leaving De Kuil, we all decided on some KFC. And then we had a little walk around the RLD to show Virgin Dave what its all about and then made our way to Dampkring.
DAMPKRING
G-13 Amnesia Haze 13E 1g
Super Silver Haze 10.5E 1g
Heavy Duty Fruity 8E 1g
Jack Herer 8E 1g
One of my favourite shops, if it wasnt for the hat policy it would probably be my no. 1 favourite. The weed is always nice, sometime not great, but always nice
. The Jack Herer reminded me of the weed i used to smoke 10 years ago when i started puffing , the SSH was worth it, and cheaper than De Kuil's. The resident cat made a passing visit and as always looked very much like a cat that had been smoking some weed .ROCKERIJ III
White Widow 8.5E 1g
Northern Lights x 5 13E 1g
Sour Diesel 12E 1g
This was the 1st time i had been in this Rockerij. The dealers booth was downstairs and the guy behind the counter was very very helpful. Went backupstairs to smoke our purchases when i lady bartender said we must buy drinks to sit down. lol, ok love, give us a chance. The Northern Lights got me a little monged out and the white widow had that widowy taste
. The Sour D was very fluffy and filled up alot of the bag and it was only a g.BARNEYS LOUNGE
Blue Cheese 13E 1g
Caramella Cream 9E 0.5g
This was the 1st time i had been to Barneys Lounge, but it was all of our's favourite shop of the day, played good chilled hip hop and had comfortable seats. I looked at the drawn out instructions of how to use the Volcano, asked the budtender if it was alright to give it a try, theres a 1st time for everything and i had fun filling that bag for the 1st time. After here i wanted to take the guys to Mellow Yellow, but Maz wasnt to keen and wanted to get back to the centre so he could look for a CD case for his small 5g posting back operation... a little pissed that i couldnt go to MY but back we went, stoping in @ Goa on the way
GOA
Shiva 15E 1.2g
The weed wasnt nice at all and the space cakes we got wernt the best either. However the lady serving us was friendly and we had a couple good stoned Connect4 games in there, i think Kev was the winner...
GREENHOUSE CENTRUM
Diesel Kush 10.5E 1g
While Maz changed up some more money me and Dave popped into GHC and i had a look at a couple weeds before decided on a g of Diesel Kush, didnt stop in here tho as time was getting on a bit and Maz was still looking for his CD case!!!... We was walking around for around 45 minutes looking for this bloody CD case, and guess what, he cant find 1 he likes. I have an idea " why dont we find a coffeeshop and smoke that shit"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
DAMPKRING II
Sativa Salad 5.5E 1g
As it was Dave's 1st time he wanted to go back to Dampkring II as he said it was one of his most enjoyable shops of the day. I wanted to try something cheap for a change, so i tried the Sativa Salad as the guy before me in the que had purchased some, what a let down, it was the worst smoke i have ever had in Amsterdam, i took 1 draw and left the rest in the ashtray. Luckily i still had some other weeds left from throughout the day
. ROCKERIJ II
Chocoloupe 9.50E 1g
We had quite a bit left..., well Maz had quite a bit left as he hadnt found a CD case, so were smoking and skinning up at the same time, we had an hour left and smoked out hearts out.
We got out tickets from the machine, somehow we all manged to pay different prices for our tickets, lol.
Me and Maz got seperated from Dave and Kev just before we got on the plane at Schipol. Has a can of Stella on the plane back and we were touching down. As me and Maz were walking through Nothing to Declare we were stopped and searched, the guy that was searching me was very interested in my book, reading though it and we actuall had a nice chat about weed and Amsterdam, as we were being talked to Dave and Kev came walking pasted looking very stoned, the guys at customs were very nice and TBH they are only doing there job.
Got back to the car and told Kev to close his eyes as i pulled out half a g of White Widow from Rockerij III and told him to smell .
. Was a roar of laughter as i hadnt told ne of the guys i brought a spliff back, lucky me aye Quality day trip
until next time
