How much have you smoked in your entire lifetime?

General discussion about cannabis and coffeeshops.

What weight total?

Less than 1 Ounce (28g)
1
3%
more than an ounce but less that 9 ounces (252g)
2
5%
more than nine ounces but less than 36 (1008g)
3
8%
2 kilos
3
8%
3 kilos
1
3%
4 kilos
4
11%
5 kilos
1
3%
7.5 kilos
5
13%
10 kilos
2
5%
15 kilos
2
5%
more? ok, your a legend. 15-50 kilos
9
24%
50 kilos and more... dont expect many of these
5
13%
 
Total votes: 38

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liquidSwords wrote:Im to stoned to even begin to work it out... but if any1 wants to help, i smoked on average 20g per week for the last 9 years!!!
well 20g per week is almost 3g per day

9 years at 350 days per year (allowing for interruptions in supply, etc.) is 3150 days so let's call it 3000 days

so at 3g per day for 3000 days that's 9000g or 9 kilos total

or about a kilo a year


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StonedSince'67 wrote:
liquidSwords wrote:Im to stoned to even begin to work it out... but if any1 wants to help, i smoked on average 20g per week for the last 9 years!!!
well 20g per week is almost 3g per day

9 years at 350 days per year (allowing for interruptions in supply, etc.) is 3150 days so let's call it 3000 days

so at 3g per day for 3000 days that's 9000g or 9 kilos total

or about a kilo a year
lol, cheers SS67, Thats a nice round number isnt it, a kilo a year :-). I owe you a nig fat scoobie :-)
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a few pounds id say.
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Post by puffpuffgive »

lol topic.
Been toking for around 10 years, 6 of them 'full time' :)

At least 3.5g a week for at least 6 years
3.5 x 52 weeks (1 year) = 182g
182 x 6 = 1092g
plus whatever in those first 4 years, not accounting for excessive consumption during 7 trips to 'dam

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liquidSwords wrote:
StonedSince'67 wrote:
liquidSwords wrote:Im to stoned to even begin to work it out... but if any1 wants to help, i smoked on average 20g per week for the last 9 years!!!
well 20g per week is almost 3g per day

9 years at 350 days per year (allowing for interruptions in supply, etc.) is 3150 days so let's call it 3000 days

so at 3g per day for 3000 days that's 9000g or 9 kilos total

or about a kilo a year
lol, cheers SS67, Thats a nice round number isnt it, a kilo a year :-). I owe you a nig fat scoobie :-)
well i only just realised an easier way to work it out -

20g per week for 50 weeks a year (allowing for interruptions in supply, etc.)

20g per week times 50 weeks per year is 1000g or 1 kilo per year
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Post by back2thedam »

probably more than every1 else, some of you may have witnessed the days i ploughed thru at least half oz. LOL
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I can vouch that B2TD smoked my lifetime's worth at the 420 '08 weekend !!! :shock:
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back2thedam wrote:probably more than every1 else, some of you may have witnessed the days i ploughed thru at least half oz. LOL
oh and dont forget his wife can smoke him under the table.. hehehe
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cattales1960 wrote:
back2thedam wrote:probably more than every1 else, some of you may have witnessed the days i ploughed thru at least half oz. LOL
oh and dont forget his wife can smoke him under the table.. hehehe

not too far from the truth :lol:
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17-20

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I have been smokin' for 47 years . . . the math says that equals about 17 - 20 kilo's.

To hit 50 kilos would require about 2.91 grams every day for 47 years . . . if only I didn't have to go to school or work!
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Hadta vote 15k... though it's prolly just a tad under that... but very close! Hash included! Did a spell in Southern Germany back in the mid '80's.
Near on 44 YO now, been smokin since 15 YO.
Give er take a FEW DAYS OFF and lack of finding / (funding) in the past, I'd havta say that 15k is purty damned close...... no worries now-a-days since the grows on.

Hell in the past three years I know I've put down 3k in smoke.... easy!!!
That's not counting the two years it took to get the grow started!


Of course there's the "Pass Around"...... does that count if you let sumone else hit your spliff or take a few hitter's from your box?

All in all...... the amount I've smoked over my life does not compare to what I've ""Experienced""! <And that's just SMALL TIME.



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Re: 17-20

Post by Puffin13 »

toulouse wrote:I have been smokin' for 47 years . . . the math says that equals about 17 - 20 kilo's.

To hit 50 kilos would require about 2.91 grams every day for 47 years . . . if only I didn't have to go to school or work!
You sure have been tokin a looooong time, toulouse! I hope I make it to at least my 50th anniversary. :lol:

Maybe my saying 50 kees was a bit too much. Anything I would guess would be just that; a guess. I really dont know if I have averaged about 3 grams a day for all those years. Some were a lot more plentiful than others. I'll just say I've smoked a shit load of weed. :lol: Keep on tokin, y'all. :D
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Post by whiskey »

Probably less than half a kilo in my four years of toking, but I'd hate to take a look at my lungs.
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alot more then you guys....lol....you aint got a catagory for me
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Post by redeyed »

Bout 10 and half ton your talkin bout :shock: lol

Me? I dread to think, no really I think it is probably an obscene amount :twisted:
Any of you here who are at/have been to the stage where you are always half stoned and jus topping up rather than going from stone know what I am talkin bout.Not atm like but down the years I have spent a lot of time in a condition like that.Where you begin to wonder if you get stoned at all and have to stop to start again? :shock:
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