The biggest lie you were told by a dealer

FlyByNite · Post by **FlyByNite** » Tue 9th Jun 2009 05:05 am

redeyed wrote:confession time for me

Try using a hot knife to cut your hash.
You can even snort the curl of smoke that comes off.

Enjoy
FlyByNite

cant_think · Post by **cant_think** » Tue 9th Jun 2009 09:52 am

From a bud sellers perspective, they are getting told the same thing they are telling you ie: should be tonight, 1 hour etc...

echc1 · Post by **echc1** » Tue 9th Jun 2009 02:50 pm

"it's top quality imported from amsterdam"...reality...its schwag from around the corner and still wet

liquidSwords · Post by **liquidSwords** » Tue 9th Jun 2009 03:15 pm

After coming back from Dam last November me and REI needed a couple spliffs, so we phone this dude and drive to link him,

Dlr:Here bro, its fresh from Amsterdam
Me: NO BRO, IM FRESH FROM AMSTERDAM AND THIS SHIT CERTAINLY IS NOT...

It was the 1st time i was linking this dealer, and i was like "who told u this was from Dam mate", he just stuttered though the answers, lol.... all it was was some homegrown tweed!!

TwoCanucks · Post by **TwoCanucks** » Tue 9th Jun 2009 03:46 pm

"I never forget"*

*Career post number 500

Kingdoc · Post by **Kingdoc** » Tue 9th Jun 2009 05:05 pm

Hmm maybe that he didnt have any half ounces left thus changing me full value for the last qtr he claimed to have,Or them saying its more money that its was actualy worth! ie charging you an extra £5 than everyone else paid,G wiz i could write a book on the s**t these people have tried to pull here over the years! thats why i chop & change dealers cos they are mostly all greedy thus keeping them on there toes.

Kingdoc · Post by **Kingdoc** » Tue 9th Jun 2009 05:07 pm

liquidSwords wrote:After coming back from Dam last November me and REI needed a couple spliffs, so we phone this dude and drive to link him,

Dlr:Here bro, its fresh from Amsterdam
Me: NO BRO, IM FRESH FROM AMSTERDAM AND THIS SHIT CERTAINLY IS NOT...

It was the 1st time i was linking this dealer, and i was like "who told u this was from Dam mate", he just stuttered though the answers, lol.... all it was was some homegrown tweed!!

Lol liquid! i got some black a few weeks ago & they then tried to pass it off as "afghan"

,Christ ive forgot more about hash than most of them seem to know

,Ps dambuster! an hour,Then another hour! & then look just come back tomorrow

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Sir Niall of Essex-sire · Tue 9th Jun 2009 08:18 pm

Yea it weighs 3.5

Chris13 · Post by **Chris13** » Tue 9th Jun 2009 09:18 pm

I had to ID myself with my passport to a paranoid seller in order to convice him that I wasn´t a cop...

sh@dy · Post by **sh@dy** » Tue 9th Jun 2009 10:41 pm

Chris13 wrote:I had to ID myself with my passport to a paranoid seller in order to convice him that I wasn´t a cop...

so he knew all officers by name?

Kermit · Post by **Kermit** » Tue 9th Jun 2009 10:47 pm

Chris13 wrote:I had to ID myself with my passport to a paranoid seller in order to convice him that I wasn´t a cop...

LMAO

do you passports for your country say if you are cops or not?

steven · Post by **steven** » Thu 11th Jun 2009 04:44 pm

the biggest load of bull I ever heard was when UK/europe stopped using oz and lb weights and an ounce was no longer an oz..

Oh and I could NOT pay in Scottish notes as the banks charge for changing them.

Scummy bastards

Ash333 · Post by **Ash333** » Thu 11th Jun 2009 05:14 pm

Sir Niall of Essex-sire wrote:Yea it weighs 3.5

hahahahahaha
lol

pengaldinho · Post by **pengaldinho** » Thu 11th Jun 2009 06:54 pm

'thats not grit, its just THC'

angry pirate · Post by **angry pirate** » Thu 11th Jun 2009 07:31 pm

nah mate, only got soap bar.....but it's nice, much better than the usual stuff.

HAHAHAHA