The biggest lie you were told by a dealer

badgerfist · Post by **badgerfist** » Thu 11th Jun 2009 11:08 pm

going back some years, myself and a friend are sat at a dealers yard the first (only) time we're pickin up off him with the guy. he keeps us waitin for hours but assures its worth the wait. finally his man turns up and produces a bottle from his pocket and says i dont do weed but i got methadone it'll give you the same buzz!!! l think it safe to say it was the last time he'll try that

Kermit · Post by **Kermit** » Fri 12th Jun 2009 01:41 am

I cant do it any cheaper m8, coz i am not making that much on it myself!

I have not got an Oz but i have 8 eigths i can sell you @ 20 each!

These are them new 9 bars but they only weigh 196g???

Thats not wet m8, its dripping with resin!!

Boner · Post by **Boner** » Fri 12th Jun 2009 01:44 am

Kermit wrote:I cant do it any cheaper m8, coz i am not making that much on it myself!

I have not got an Oz but i have 8 eigths i can sell you @ 20 each!

These are them new 9 bars but they only weigh 196g???

Thats not wet m8, its dripping with resin!!

Classics.

TwoCanucks · Post by **TwoCanucks** » Fri 12th Jun 2009 01:57 am

angry pirate wrote:nah mate, only got soap bar.....but it's nice, much better than the usual stuff.

HAHAHAHA

what is soap bar?

Boner · Post by **Boner** » Fri 12th Jun 2009 02:14 am

TwoCanucks wrote:
angry pirate wrote:nah mate, only got soap bar.....but it's nice, much better than the usual stuff.

HAHAHAHA
what is soap bar?

Real cheap low grade hash, here's a list of some of the things that have been found as a bulking agent:

Beeswax, turpentine, milk powder, ketamine, boot polish, henna, pine resin, aspirin, animal turds, ground coffee, barbiturates, glues and dyes plus carcinogenic solvents such as Toluene and Benzene

I used to pay £120 (about $175 canadian) for 9 ounces of the shit.

TwoCanucks · Post by **TwoCanucks** » Fri 12th Jun 2009 02:36 am

Boner wrote:
TwoCanucks wrote:
angry pirate wrote:nah mate, only got soap bar.....but it's nice, much better than the usual stuff.

HAHAHAHA
what is soap bar?
Real cheap low grade hash, here's a list of some of the things that have been found as a bulking agent:

Beeswax, turpentine, milk powder, ketamine, boot polish, henna, pine resin, aspirin, animal turds, ground coffee, barbiturates, glues and dyes plus carcinogenic solvents such as Toluene and Benzene
I used to pay £120 (about $175 canadian) for 9 ounces of the shit.

Yeah, I was actually reading a thread from 2008 about soap bar. holy shit, if you thought cigs were bad, that stuff will hurt your gene pool. sounds like a terrible smoke.

angry pirate · Post by **angry pirate** » Fri 12th Jun 2009 09:50 am

it looks nice from about 10 feet away, smells like a fire at a petrochemical complex.

this might give you a broader idea

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HIclWW9yRc

editdroid · Post by **editdroid** » Fri 12th Jun 2009 01:25 pm

angry pirate wrote:it looks nice from about 10 feet away, smells like a fire at a petrochemical complex.

this might give you a broader idea

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HIclWW9yRc

Fuckin chewn clart!

Soapbar's cheap
and so's my clothes
they gotta be cos of all the fuckin holes

It tastes like shit
and it makes you cough
and it's the fuckin rubber in it that gets you off.

Sums it up really.

Gotta love the description of making a baccy bong mix at the end too, takes me back to my misspent youth.

darkglobe · Post by **darkglobe** » Fri 12th Jun 2009 03:59 pm

angry pirate wrote:it looks nice from about 10 feet away, smells like a fire at a petrochemical complex.

this might give you a broader idea

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HIclWW9yRc

Great vid man...kinda says it all ,really...

angry pirate · Post by **angry pirate** » Sat 13th Jun 2009 11:27 am

i was drivin down the A1 when i first had that album on.
had to pull over cos i couldn't see for the tears. sat there laughing my jaw off for fuckin' ages.

Prestoned · Post by **Prestoned** » Sat 13th Jun 2009 12:49 pm

'Its prime'

USbongLord · Post by **USbongLord** » Sat 13th Jun 2009 12:54 pm

"it'll cripple any buzz you've ever had"........the fucker at grey area telling me about how good the chocolope was...and i tried it twice(like a bonehead) just to be sure he was an idiot...sigh..i hate that place..i did have hope once for it..then GREED set in...pity....ill sit in noon with 3 selections and get blazed on blueberry haze which WAS what he (the dealer) said it would be..a tasty treat...yummy...keep yer lopes GA and DNA..they aint shit imo

USbongLord · Post by **USbongLord** » Sat 13th Jun 2009 01:01 pm

speakin of soapbar..we found a peice of tire rubber in a block of morrocan we got from GOA in 2005..hehehe..guy said we was crazy..lol...nice all day headache....i stick ta caramello and king hassan supreme when im there now..very consistant over the years

singwordssosad · Post by **singwordssosad** » Sat 13th Jun 2009 02:30 pm

"see you soon"

sh@dy · Post by **sh@dy** » Sat 13th Jun 2009 02:30 pm

right! the quality of the weed in GA has gone down and yes Noons dealer is a nice guy, BB haze rocks the shit