The biggest lie you were told by a dealer

General discussion about cannabis and coffeeshops.
Ingwey Gooblebogger
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Post by Ingwey Gooblebogger »

"I'm pleased to meet you" :D


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Post by Kermit »

I have some PUKKA!

About 2 mins ago i received this text :lol:
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Post by hippy_man99 »

Ingwey Gooblebogger wrote:"I'm pleased to meet you" :D
more like "i'm pleased to meet your wallet" :D
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Post by Prestoned »

It did weigh 3.5, but must of 'dried out'
:)
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sh@dy
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Post by sh@dy »

Prestoned wrote:It did weigh 3.5, but must of 'dried out'
ah yes, this is my most beloved one, just heard that a few days ago. We tested out a new german connection, but the weed was dry and you all know what he told us "its not wet, its full of crystals" I really laughed off my ass....he didnt say anything after this ;)
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lies lies

Post by oz ofskunk »

propa nice init bruv yaget me tho bredrin :roll:

i replied oh i do say fellow ought it be this sticky old chap :lol:

cheeky fellow replied is dat new hair bud blud strait from amsterdam :evil:

guess wat didnt buy it
ALL I WANT IS 3.5 WITH NO TWIGS!!
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Post by oz ofskunk »

tommorow arggghhhh!!! :evil:

CANNABIS WILL GET YOU THROUGH TIMES OF NO MONEY BETTER THAN MONEY WILL GET YOU THROUGH TIMES OF NO CANNABIS 8)
ALL I WANT IS 3.5 WITH NO TWIGS!!
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Post by Elnino »

"I'm 5 minutes away"
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Post by cantona7 »

"this shits fire"

i then opened the bag and discovered it was damp brick weed/beester.
educating myself and waiting for the next trip.
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Post by Kermit »

This is the real UK Cheese :lol:
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Post by Sir Niall of Essex-sire »

The hash smells of oil 'cos it was smuggled in the country inside oil lorrys. Said by a friend of friend of a friend to a random guy at V festival.
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Sorry, my pager wasn't working.
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Post by Kermit »

Sir Niall of Essex-sire wrote:The hash smells of oil 'cos it was smuggled in the country inside oil lorrys. Said by a friend of friend of a friend to a random guy at V festival.

LMAO i remember that one, diesel smell and taste. :shock: :lol:
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"I'll call up in a minute"..........that was 3 hours ago :evil:
Babylon 'wan tief mi 'erb. But mi bun it bfoe dey come.
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Post by leggs001 »

the bud seller in hunters bar selling me a 5gr bag with only 4gr in it,not happy :cry:
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