The biggest lie you were told by a dealer

RealWeedSmoker · Post by **RealWeedSmoker** » Mon 27th Jul 2009 12:51 am

"I'm waitin for my dude... hes just gettin out of the shower now!"

a half tank of gas later and no bud... time to go home

the happy hacker · Post by **the happy hacker** » Mon 27th Jul 2009 12:03 pm

I'm on my way...............still waiting

darkglobe · Post by **darkglobe** » Mon 27th Jul 2009 02:31 pm

"He's never early,he's always late,
first thing you learn is that you've always gotta wait,
I'm waiting for my man"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hugY9CwhfzE

jae86 · Post by **jae86** » Thu 30th Jul 2009 01:13 am

me and my mate had no weed one night in his house and not a penny ,we scrape together 25 euro to try get a 25 bag off sum1 we ring around and a mate thats brother sells sais ye il sort that out for ye in half an hour wen i get back t me house grand , so its half 6 then and at half 10 ,just stressing for a joint,wer sittin there after about 40 phone calls of lies he tells us his brother wont split a 50 bag for us and all we had to do then wasring a lad up the road and get it off him but we couldn do that all night becoz me mate was always just on his way to got it or even just waitin to drop it down!!! well we never rang him back ha

Grrl_Interrupted · Post by **Grrl_Interrupted** » Thu 30th Jul 2009 11:54 am

'It's Cheese'.

If they insist it'c gheese, that is usually because it's the only decent strain they know the name of and they're trying to convince you athey are about the product and not the cash.

This is BS. We all know the UK street scene is now flooded with mercianery amateurs who don't give a crap about the low quallity of their product.

Sad thing is, the kids believe them and buy it regardless.

All the fault of prohibition.

TwoCanucks · Post by **TwoCanucks** » Thu 30th Jul 2009 09:06 pm

yeah, this is new stuff...!