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When you buy a pack of Rizla and the sticky end had all curled up!!!!

Also, the greencard they put in Rizla these days has thickened and is hard to make a roach out of.....

But the thing i hate most about smoking is when you have to put the joint in the ashtray because there is no more left!!!

When smoking I can't stand heavy tunes like gabber or hardcore!

i hate toploaders

least favourite thing whilst stoned- any kind of aggression or antagonism

just makes my heart race

i think i have pts

hi guys, noticed many vent fury at 'toploaders' and understandably I suppose, certainly as a teenager I can across this practice especially in hash joints.

Just a quick comment/question.....


When rolling a cone shaped joint (say weed and tobac for arguments sake) is it not necessary by the nature of the shape of the joint to 'topload'?

I purpose that it is, at least to some extent.
I find my personal joints (rolled for only me) are indeed toploaded! I do adjust the mix-style if I have a guest if I think it weighted towards myself but still I have to say my joints are toploaded by default and it is due to considerations such as aesthetics and the smoothness as the joint comes to an end not being tight, mean or selfish.

colinzeal wrote:hi guys, noticed many vent fury at 'toploaders' and understandably I suppose, certainly as a teenager I can across this practice especially in hash joints.

Just a quick comment/question.....


When rolling a cone shaped joint (say weed and tobac for arguments sake) is it not necessary by the nature of the shape of the joint to 'topload'?

I purpose that it is, at least to some extent.
I find my personal joints (rolled for only me) are indeed toploaded! I do adjust the mix-style if I have a guest if I think it weighted towards myself but still I have to say my joints are toploaded by default and it is due to considerations such as aesthetics and the smoothness as the joint comes to an end not being tight, mean or selfish.

Yeh your right man, I topload my joints only because I don't enjoy smoking close to the roach.

In Canada, when one side of the joint burns faster than the other, it's call "canoeing".

Happens once or twice every pack of rizlas. caused by a wetter peice of weed, or a bad grind, or too much hash in one spot... whatever may have caused it, it's a frickin headache.

Peace, and may you never have a canoeing joint.

TwoCanucks wrote:In Canada, when one side of the joint burns faster than the other, it's call "canoeing".

Happens once or twice every pack of rizlas. caused by a wetter peice of weed, or a bad grind, or too much hash in one spot... whatever may have caused it, it's a frickin headache.

Peace, and may you never have a canoeing joint.

In the UK we normally blame whoever built the joint as it's normally a case of shit skills, we dont however have a name for it.

Boner wrote:

TwoCanucks wrote:In Canada, when one side of the joint burns faster than the other, it's call "canoeing".

Happens once or twice every pack of rizlas. caused by a wetter peice of weed, or a bad grind, or too much hash in one spot... whatever may have caused it, it's a frickin headache.

Peace, and may you never have a canoeing joint.

In the UK we normally blame whoever built the joint as it's normally a case of shit skills, we dont however have a name for it.

So, lets say you messed up a roll and it canoed... someone would say "way to Boner that joint"? lol

hahaha I like that.

Boner wrote:

TwoCanucks wrote:In Canada, when one side of the joint burns faster than the other, it's call "canoeing".

Happens once or twice every pack of rizlas. caused by a wetter peice of weed, or a bad grind, or too much hash in one spot... whatever may have caused it, it's a frickin headache.

Peace, and may you never have a canoeing joint.

In the UK we normally blame whoever built the joint as it's normally a case of shit skills, we dont however have a name for it.

Sideburn!

colinzeal wrote:

Boner wrote:

TwoCanucks wrote:In Canada, when one side of the joint burns faster than the other, it's call "canoeing".

Happens once or twice every pack of rizlas. caused by a wetter peice of weed, or a bad grind, or too much hash in one spot... whatever may have caused it, it's a frickin headache.

Peace, and may you never have a canoeing joint.

In the UK we normally blame whoever built the joint as it's normally a case of shit skills, we dont however have a name for it.

Sideburn!

yup...sideburn, heard canoeing before too though.

Ive always called it Elvis-ing.

When you wake up saturday morning on your sofa, next to your bong, with the opening scress of the 2nd harry potter movie playing over and over again.

Sir Niall of Essex-sire wrote: When you wake up saturday morning on your sofa, next to your bong, with the opening scress of the 2nd harry potter movie playing over and over again.

same.....except Family guy series 3 menu, woke up to it at 4am this morning.....if only the DVD menus weren't so damn repetitive.

Justboy wrote:

colinzeal wrote:

Boner wrote: In the UK we normally blame whoever built the joint as it's normally a case of shit skills, we dont however have a name for it.

Sideburn!

yup...sideburn, heard canoeing before too though.

Yep, canoeing. Moistening the side thats burning quicker soon sorts that out.

We say "The Blunts Running" or "Catch that Run"

I cant believe no1 has said this yet...I hate it When I'm smoking (or about to smoke) and someone shows up
and wants to hit the Blunt. We call them a "Snoop"
Showing up when ur breaking the green down and are about to smoke its almost like they smelt it or something ..damn Snoop Doggs