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Posted: Sat 27th Jun 2009 11:48 am
by Boner
Janet Jackson phoned the undertakers to arrange the funeral!
First thing she asked was "Do you take plastic?"
Thanks to 'Des' @ Channels.
Posted: Sat 27th Jun 2009 02:15 pm
by niggaplease
Time for black people to reclaim MJ. Despite his best efforts, he was never fully accepted by white folk. Proves once and for all that there will never be the 'unity' that the trendy liberals want to think that there will be.
Posted: Sat 27th Jun 2009 04:34 pm
by Twichaldinho
Michael Jackson's ashes are to be buried in the Scottish Cup at Easter Road, the real neverland
R.I.P.
Posted: Sat 27th Jun 2009 07:50 pm
by Sir Niall of Essex-sire
niggaplease wrote:Time for black people to reclaim MJ. Despite his best efforts, he was never fully accepted by white folk. Proves once and for all that there will never be the 'unity' that the trendy liberals want to think that there will be.
You think?
A large part of his fans are white, some white people dont like him. That dosnt serve as proof for a fractured society. You are part of the problem of why there is not unity, not the liberals. Enjoy Fox news much by any chance? Exaime your own behaviours and attitudes before blaming others for a situation which your thinking and behaviours helps forward, basically, shit or get off the toliet.
The California state are melting MJ into plastic cups, that way little kids can still get their lips round his rim.
Thats the last joke im going to post.....

Posted: Sun 28th Jun 2009 09:17 am
by angry pirate
the main difference between Farah F (RIP) and jacko (GTF)...
Farah used to fuck majors....
Innocent til proven guilty? of course. throw millions at a family for calling you a nonce so they'll go away? wouldn't be my MO.
Posted: Sun 28th Jun 2009 02:06 pm
by niggaplease
For all the jokes that Michael Jackson unfairly receives about his unproven relationship with children, lets just talk about white Jerry Lee Lewis marrying his 13 year old cousin, isn't that incest? and she was underage. Then there's Elvis, not only did he steal black man's music and repackaged it and sold it to the white masses to make it more 'acceptable' , but he also started a relationship with 14 year old Priscilla when he was old enough to know better. God, I wish I was white, so much shit you can get away with.
Posted: Sun 28th Jun 2009 02:09 pm
by Toker70
niggaplease wrote: God, I wish I was white
What a fuckin statement!!!!
Posted: Sun 28th Jun 2009 02:37 pm
by Boner
Toker70 wrote:niggaplease wrote: God, I wish I was white
What a fuckin statement!!!!
Maybe this guy is actually MJ in disguise, if he did fake his death he'd only have to dress up like a black man and nobidy would tell its him.

Posted: Sun 28th Jun 2009 04:06 pm
by Kermit
niggaplease wrote:For all the jokes that Michael Jackson unfairly receives about his unproven relationship with children, lets just talk about white Jerry Lee Lewis marrying his 13 year old cousin, isn't that incest? and she was underage. Then there's Elvis, not only did he steal black man's music and repackaged it and sold it to the white masses to make it more 'acceptable' , but he also started a relationship with 14 year old Priscilla when he was old enough to know better. God, I wish I was white, so much shit you can get away with.
Slightly different from
RAPING LITTLE BOYS IMO.
And did your mom not tell you that you could be anything you want if you try harder?
Posted: Sun 28th Jun 2009 04:52 pm
by DC
niggaplease wrote:For all the jokes that Michael Jackson unfairly receives about his unproven relationship with children, lets just talk about white Jerry Lee Lewis marrying his 13 year old cousin, isn't that incest? and she was underage. Then there's Elvis, not only did he steal black man's music and repackaged it and sold it to the white masses to make it more 'acceptable' , but he also started a relationship with 14 year old Priscilla when he was old enough to know better. God, I wish I was white, so much shit you can get away with.
Jerry Lee lewis's career went tits up when he did that, despite it being legal to marry yer cousin in some parts of the world. Elvis was 24, barely out of his teens, it took around 10 years and they got married having 1 kid. Jackson was in his late 30s and admitted letting teenage boys 'share' his bed overnight. S'pose OJ was innocent too?. Whatever, there is no race debate here other than the one you're trying to start. Black, white, yellow, green or blue....in any...um, 'hood'

in the world....30 year olds letting teenage boys 'share' their bed overnight are quite rightly, and at the very least, going to end up with a broken jaw. Even moreso if they pay silence money. Niggaplease?.....Nigga...pleeease!.
If nothin else it's 2009, go learn something about genetics....and when ya do, take yer race card and shove it up yer arse.....cheers.

Posted: Sun 28th Jun 2009 05:01 pm
by Stinkfist
I think I should of put a question mark on the end of the thread title making it R.I.P Jacko? seeing how everyone has mixed views on the man.
For me personally Jacko reminds me of when i was a kid just discovering the joys of music and being the first kind of big superstar I ever really noticed or took an interest in.
As for the allegations against him im kinda torn because there was never any real conviction and the guy is obviously suffering from psycological issues and is an easy target for people to try and extort money from.
If he did the things he was accused of then I hope he burns in hell,but I will never know for sure so I will just remember the music.
Posted: Sun 28th Jun 2009 05:02 pm
by Boner
Posted: Sun 28th Jun 2009 05:08 pm
by Stinkfist
lol nice

Posted: Sun 28th Jun 2009 05:11 pm
by Boner
And another one:
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/7809/1246193682064.jpg
For those that dont know, the character is known as Pedobear.
Posted: Sun 28th Jun 2009 05:14 pm
by Twichaldinho
Yes, very well put D.C.
I deleted my attempt to be eloquent

it just wasnt working.