Barney's Farm

Vlad from USA sent 25 May 2010
Great owners, unbelievably funny and beyond random, exactly what you would expect from 2 coffeeshop owners who look like they sample more of their product then the costumers. I heard them speaking an extensive amount of languages while being there. The sound system is amazing, place looks great, the grass is medium priced but excellent, paid 10 euros for a gram of Sweet Tooth, would highly recommend. But the absolutely best of this coffeeshop are the things they have on every table, a Volcano Vaporizer. Absolutely free to use, owner even showed me exactly how it worked and wow, it's as smooth as if breathing in a bag of air. Very excellent coffeeshop. Also I ordered a hot chocolate, owner asked me if I wanted whipped cream on it, a hard choice to refuse, and the 2nd owner brought out the hot chocolate moments later with what seemed like 3 tons of whipped cream on the hot chocolate. After some of the vaporizer bags, that whipped cream became the best thing on the face of the planet.

Wackness from UK sent 24 May 2010
Came here while I was very stoned and got a gram of Utopia Haze which was a superb very uppity smoke. A friend of mine ordered some nachos a must for anyone at Barneys. Was very cramped though which was not the most settling feeling but enjoyed watching two bees caught in the hotbox of smoke knock into the wall every few seconds.

Thomas from UK sent 28 Oct 2009
The Barneys coffee house is now at the corner of Haarlemmerstraat and, I think, Binnen Broiwersstraat - it's definitely on the corner! Thus, it's different from the one shown on the web site, which is just next door. When I was there, the old shop seemed shut. The "new" place, however, is wonderful. Barneys has a wide range of award winning grass and hash - far too much on display to sample it all! I got some great Red Diesel for 55€ (5 grams), and some outstanding hash (Melana and Temple ball 12€/gram - I think!). They also had some very expensive iceolator (up to 80€/gram). Nice place with good coffee and nice staff. The shop also strictly enforces the age restriction (good!).

Micky W from UK sent 15 Oct 2009
Visited Barnies Farm on a horrible rainy evening, got a gram of Honey B and a gram of G13 Haze, both buds were of a high standard and tasted great. They do a table service so you don’t have to pay for your drinks until you leave, which is cool. The place is pretty new so the decor was of a very high standard although the shop is fairly small and filled up when around ten fellas from up north pilled in. There is a large TV at either end of the place, one was showing Dutch football whilst the other was showing international matches! Unfortunately they were not doing breakfasts whilst I was there as the main coffeeshop down the road is being done up. Top place with good friendly staff though.

Ray and Pykee from UK sent 4 Oct 2009
This is a top notch coffee shop, very stylish, comfy seating and friendly helpful staff, we spent about 5 hours in here and sampled the G13, Red Berry Chery, Laughing Buddha and Red Diesel. All about £14 per gram, all worth every penny. Bone dry, henky smelling and laden with crystals, proper phat bud! The good idea of this shop is that you can buy all of the menu as seeds once you've tried it, they are all displayed behind the bar. All strains have the option of standard of feminised seeds. I talked to a really friendly helpful guy (maybe the owner or manager) we discussed the different aspects of my planned grow set up and he recommended a good strain that would suit my needs, he was very knowledgeable and it was really useful being able to talk to someone who knew his stuff. They had a comprehensive tasty sounding food menu although we didn't eat, fairly pricey but it's a classy 'joint' so you would expect to pay a bit more. The drinks were very reasonable and they bring them to your table so you're not wasting smoking time waiting for your drinks! Would definitely recommend this shop to anyone who like good strong weed, plenty of variety and a range of prices to suit all. It's a 3 min walk straight from Central station, so easy to find and you don't have to trek miles to get there. 10 out of 10.

Matt H from Canada sent 5 Jul 2009
Great selection. I heavily recommend the Red Cherry Berry I got at 27euro for 3 grams. Add to that Barney's Uptown food. You got yourself an awesome breakfast.

Mark from UK sent 30 Jun 2009
A great bar and fantastic place to chill out. The staff were very friendly, the service was great and the beer was cool, a great accompaniment with a good spliff. The music was excellent with a mix of old and new.

Enrico from Germany sent 18 May 2009
Coffeeshop was being refurbished so went to the Barney coffeeshop at the next corner; the stuff is still very good and very expensive. They have there seeds shown at the wall. The seeds from the "Barneys Farm" are all very good for the prices! The guy with the long hairs are very obligingly and friendly. The new style are very cool.

Laughing Buddha from UK sent 5 May 2009
Walked across to the whole city to find that Barney's coffeeshop has now closed and now seems to all moved over to Barney's Farm. Never went to the original Barneys so I can't comment on any differences between the two. Tried some of the G13 at 13E g. Nice clear high, not what I expected with a sour, petrol like taste. Good stuff. Staff seemed friendly enough. Would go back to sample some more of there award winning buds. Also a friendly chap from Royal Dutch Genetics handed me some free Amenisa and L.A Chesse seeds which are being put into use = ] 10/10

Chris from UK sent 31 Mar 2007
Went to this place to try their famous breakfasts, and they really do hit the spot after a few days of street food. The girl who served us was friendly. The brasserie can get very crowded so you may have to wait a while for a seat, but stick around to enjoy refuelling and a smoke. Overall great pitstop.

Seppe from UK sent 23 Jul 2003
The best English breakfast in all of Europe. They don't sell weed, it costs €10 for breakfast and the drinks aren't cheap either, but who cares? The food is f**king delicious and sitting with breakfast and a joint in the morning is heaven. Come here even if you have to walk to the airport to afford it.