sent 21 Dec 2009
Hated this place. Shame, because it looks wicked and would be a cool place to chill if not for the rude staff. We stood at the bar and after about 5 minutes the woman took our order of 3 coffees. There was no one else in there until 2 men came in and she took their order. She started talking to them in Dutch for ages and served them both before us. We knew we didn't want to stay long so bought a pre-rolled, which was crap, smoked it and left.
sent 4 Aug 2009
Easy going and helpful service. good coffee! Stunning potent tasty Cheese bud €10 here and Sahara brown hash €7 was decent too.
sent 15 Mar 2007
It was right near the hotel and I loved their "sticker card" campaign. Every time you purchase a bag you get a sticker. When you filled your card you got a free bag. That was great!
sent 6 Mar 2007
sent 15 Aug 2006
This was an unplanned stop but I liked the place. Seating was very comfortable. Mrs. C.J., a cappuccino geek, only gave her drink 7/10, but more important, the White Smurf (2G/E12) came in the form of two meaty buds which made for quite an alluring smoke.
sent 21 Jun 2006
White Smurf was rather good! Nice looking sweet smelling light taste with nice high 12/2g. The place itself isn't that great but I stayed to roll a joint cuz the music was okay. They will see me again!
Jim and Sonja
sent 5 Jun 2006
We always visit this shop as it's the closest to our hotel, always friendly. They serve the biggest cups of tea in the world all for 2 euro. Menu seemed ok but only smoked their pre-rolled hash. Good high with everyone we had. Always on my list of shops to visit.
visited Mar. 7; sent 3 Apr 2006
Lots of room compared to most coffee shops, slow internet. Got 1g of White Smurf, A+.
Jon and Lori
visited 6-13 Mar; sent 27 Mar 2005
Did not like this place at all. The staff was not very friendly, coffee was blah and the internet was slow. It was a big place with lots of seats. That was the only good thing about it. We had White Widow while we wrote e-mails to family and friends at home then left. The White Widow was only average. Unless you really need to use the internet, spend your money on weed somewhere else, not worth the time.
Eric and Chanda
sent 24 Feb 2005
They have the best special we found in town for weed. You can pick up 5 grams of any of their bud for 25 Euros. A steal in my book when you're talking about 10-15 Euro per gram most anywhere else. Cool feeling place with Internet connections.
visited 26th Oct; sent 2 Nov 2004
White Widow oh wow mint great shop mint smoke nice seats n staff.
sent 23 Jan 2004
My first visit to "Softland" was back in 2000 when it was actually still
called, "Yaahoo." I guess they had to change the name and finally decided on
"Softland" some time ago. It was the same decor back then as now; a very
captivating spaceship/industrial, artsy, metallic, "Alien" look, with
several computer stations to the left, tables, couches and booths on the
right, and the weed and coffee bar in the back. located in a wonderful part
of town, on Spuistraat (#222) between the "Dam" area and the "Spui" area, it
makes for a nice walk getting there. Very nice ambiance, comfortable
seating, techno music, the ceiling is painted with stars, looking like
space, internet service of course, so you can send or check e-mail etc. The
bar serves good coffee drinks as well as teas, energy drinks and juices and
the weed menu is great. Back in 2000 I tried the "Yaahoo EX. Special," and
it was amazing!!! Perhaps this was an earlier form of "White smurf," anyone
know? This time around (Aug. 2003) I had just been at the "Grey area" so I
didn't buy anything, but I sampled the "White Smurf" (mind-blowing), used
the computers and had a tea, and the staff was very friendly and helpful
with my mates. They don't serve bier or alcohol here, but just South of
Softland (right out front door) on Raamsteeg, is one of the best bier bars
in all of Holland, "Cafe Gollem." Then just to the South of there, there are
several other cafes/bars on the Spui square. A visit to "Softland" is well
worth your while, try the "White Smurf" and all day you'll smile, 4 stars!
sent 11 Jan 2004
Spacious and friendly, has reasonable Internet access and fine product. Space techno motif, very comfortable booths. When in Amsterdam we will always drop in. Located a block or two from Dam Square.
sent 2 Dec 2003
Comfortable, the rental computers are all a tourist needs, great staff, great juices, coffee and snacks, and just a very hospitable atmosphere.
It's located smack in the middle of the urban campus of the University of Amsterdam, so most of the customers aren't exactly tourists, but students. So it's a rare window for meeting the local cannabis, art, music and political culture. In Softland, you can really find out a lot about life in Amsterdam.
The music is largely tekno, which takes a little getting used to for a geezer, but I related to it as a rare opportunity to expand my musical education. I'm warming up to tekno.
I started with the much-advertised award-winning White Smurf. Ten minutes later, I needed assistance to urinate.
sent 13 Nov 2003
Very cool place, designed (roughly) to look like the inside of a space ship.
Internet-cafe software is ancient--it doesn't let you get to secure web
sites, for instance--but seating is comfortable (a rarity in Amsterdam
coffeeshops, in my experience). Staff is friendly and weed selection is
great. White Smurf (2000 Cannabis Cup winner) is a great, strong high, and
Ice is a smooth, nice smoke.
visited 18 May 03; sent 24 Oct 2003
What a cool little place. Good juicebar and great smokes; many selections, ambient atmosphere and smiley folks behind the bar, who take care of the customers. The music (that day anyway) is groooovy too, perfect for enjoying a bit o' the green. I had a random moment here - shared a bit of smoke with a dancing man in a red bandana, and in return, got the dance of my life! Wish I had a camera that day...
Flyski n Skinz
sent 5 Aug 2003
I liked this place, spent many an hour sat outside watching the world go by, recommend the Temple Ball, so good it made my mate forget to take his gear (skins, dope the lot), definitely one to visit again.
sent 15 Jul 2003
This shop turned out to be one of my favourites and a place I spent quite a bit of time at. Probably because it was so close to the Spui is the reason for this. I don't know why but I really like to find a place close by and get there on foot rather than riding trams around town. Another good reason is due to the fact that it's about halfway between the Spui hotels and the Grey Area.
You enter through a steel industrial-looking doorway with computers to your left and tables along the wall to the right. After the computers you'll find more seating before running into the huge bright bar at the back. With such a bar you would swear they would handle alcohol but they don't. You can get great coffee, LOOZA and other assorted drinks, but that's basically it. If they would just bump up their internet connection to high speed, they would rule the school. Nice smart drug shop across the street specializing in Salvia Divinorum and mushrooms.
sent 4 Sep 2001
It's located on D5 - near the meeting of Spuistraat and Palesstraat - on Spuistraat. The entire place is so designed as a spaceship - with so much perfection U can't even imagine. And the weed they sell... is simply knocking.
This is definitely the most inspiring coffee shop I've been in Amsterdam.
sent 21 Apr 2001
Oh yeah, I almost forgot. You HAVE to put SoftLand on your site. It seems like NO ONE knows about this shop, but it's great. It used to be called YAAHOO, then they were sued by Yahoo so they changed the name to YAAZOO but got sued again, so now it's SoftLand :) It's a great internet coffeeshop with really cool coin-operated machines, 5 guilders gets you an hour. The smoke is top-top notch. White Smurf and Ice are two of my top 5 smokes in Amsterdam right now. It's at Spuisstraat 222. Really cool decor and the girls working there are really cute.