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New menu for Smokey dated 20 January 2024, kindly submitted to coffeeshopmenus.org by Mr.Pinkman
https://www.coffeeshopmenus.org/cs-smokey-ams.html
https://www.coffeeshopmenus.org/cs-smokey-ams.html
In my opinion is the worst coffee..
You have to buy minimum 2 gr and if you want to smoke inside you have to drink something.. But why?
You have to buy minimum 2 gr and if you want to smoke inside you have to drink something.. But why?
There is already thread for Smokey, the worst coffeeshop in Dam
Do they really sell a 5€ white widow joint with herbs? Like that tobacco substitue crap? Lol that sounds horrible!! Who would ever buy such a thing.
These days I'm a 2-3 times a year smoker, and that's only when I come to Amsterdam. So from a bud quality perspective I don't know if I'm qualified to give an opinion given my tolerance level is quite low to start with.
I went there a few months ago and other than taking a while to be served I can't really complain. I was at the Old Bell a few doors down and decided to duck out with a colleague for a quick smoke. Even managed to have a beer too.
I went there a few months ago and other than taking a while to be served I can't really complain. I was at the Old Bell a few doors down and decided to duck out with a colleague for a quick smoke. Even managed to have a beer too.
Never been in this place
first shop i went in 1992
smoke then was ok orange bud/ww/nl5
went back for nostalgia 2017 the menu was ridiculous fuckin 20 euro kush
had an overpriced kronenbourg and left.....to go to the ajax superstore...
smoke then was ok orange bud/ww/nl5
went back for nostalgia 2017 the menu was ridiculous fuckin 20 euro kush
had an overpriced kronenbourg and left.....to go to the ajax superstore...
New menu for an old shop but new to us, Smokey dated November 27, 2017. Thank you Mr Jonsen.
http://www.coffeeshopmenus.org/Smokey/Menus/smokey.html
Enjoy
FlyByNite
http://www.coffeeshopmenus.org/Smokey/Menus/smokey.html
Enjoy
FlyByNite
No Bang; Big Bucks!! How Smokey can You Get!ganjoa wrote:Smokey's 20 Nov 2011
We were walking through the Rembrantplein on the way to find a meal when the urge for a before-dinner smoke hit and we stopped by Smokey's for a quick purchase. I regret we didn't try any of the smoothies as those are highly recommended by some folks. Anyway, the prices weren't too bad and we really just looking for a pre-meal appetite enhancer. Pre-rolled "Buddah Cheese" joint at 10 euro. Space cake muffin at 8.50 euro. Not much effect from either one.
ganjoa
Smokey's 20 Nov 2011
We were walking through the Rembrantplein on the way to find a meal when the urge for a before-dinner smoke hit and we stopped by Smokey's for a quick purchase. I regret we didn't try any of the smoothies as those are highly recommended by some folks. Anyway, the prices weren't too bad and we really just looking for a pre-meal appetite enhancer. Pre-rolled "Buddah Cheese" joint at 10 euro. Space cake muffin at 8.50 euro. Not much effect from either one.
ganjoa
We were walking through the Rembrantplein on the way to find a meal when the urge for a before-dinner smoke hit and we stopped by Smokey's for a quick purchase. I regret we didn't try any of the smoothies as those are highly recommended by some folks. Anyway, the prices weren't too bad and we really just looking for a pre-meal appetite enhancer. Pre-rolled "Buddah Cheese" joint at 10 euro. Space cake muffin at 8.50 euro. Not much effect from either one.
ganjoa
Popped in here one night around 8 ish to have a look and was looking at there selections in a cabinet.girl behind the counter totally ingnored me.found it quite amusing when I saw there prices, would have expected the best customer service in the dam to pay what they were asking for there gear.
This place baffles me, it was the first Coffeeshop I ever went to about 10 years ago so I have mixed emotions about it. Its only in hindsight that I can realise what I thought about Smokey as at the time I was obviously excited and had, to be perfectly honest no idea about coffeshops. As it was my first trip to Amsterdam I had a hightened sense of guilt in Smokey's, as if I was doing something I shouldn't. At the time I put it down to it being an unusual experience to be able to buy and Smoke weed essentially in public, I realise now that it was the atmosphere that was the problem. The staff weren't particularly friendly and I think the Doorman made us feel intimidated. This is not a good combination when you are getting high and doesn't reflect what in my experience most coffeeshops are like. The weed as it turns out wasn't great, I got some Orange bud. I can still remember that after 10 years. At the time it seemed really good but again in hindsight I was inexperienced and only used to what I could get at home. I think a lot of 1st time Amsterdammers would get caught out and go here and I'm sure some really enjoy it. If it was trully awful I don't think it would still be open, but it does make me sad that some people will have this place and Grasshopper 2 as their representation of a coffeeshop.
Has the name changed? Is it now converting to La Porte D'Or?
what an absolute shithole...we were drinking at a nearby pub so i slipped down there for a quick smoke...most of the weed were 2gram purchases and the cheapest pure pre-rolled was 8,50euro i sat down by the pool tables, rolled a spliff and quickly smoked it up while walking out the front door...never looked back, never will be back 
i sat down by the pool tables, rolled a spliff and quickly smoked it up while walking out the front door...never looked back, never will be back