ft n 1st born's 420
ft n 1st born's 420
Hi & thankyou to everyone we met , old mates & new for helping to make 1st born's 1st 420 a resounding success
Sat 19/4/14
Just for you@ TSA
Leave home 04:00ish , 06:05 take off,50 min or so flight, grab train tickets for Dam & Haarlem , 08:28 train(inspectors on the train checking everyone) into Dam
Dump bag @ Koopermoolen (room not ready yet) & we're off
09:00ish , Anyday , grab the Champagne Haze €14/g?(was a nice uplifting high but was better last trip) , pay the €10 deposit for the Verdamper top(give em a bloody wash , it won't take long , sticky dam things) & head upstairs .
Roll a joint & put the rest through the Verdamper high very quickly
Head down to Utopia , where Ingi was in usual top form
1st born smelt the Amnesia , all other bets were off , 5g bag quickly sorted
I took a bit longer , went for the Blue Dream loved it tasty tasty & sent me soaring , Pot of Gold ,(I know we smoked it , possibly later on in Birdys but can not really remember )& Grand Cru , very nice but a bit harsh on my throat .
We sat(window seat occupied ) smoking & chatting with Ingi , only stayed for 1 smoke as I wanted to pick up a few bits before the Haarlem trip .
Saying our see you later's , we headed off north towards Haarlemmerstraat & Jordino's for Macaron's for Wifey & the rest of my brood .
Stopped off at the cashpoint up there & sent 1st born into the tobacconist next door for 10xbaccy , he had money , passport & they said no I didn't go in & find out why , just took the piss out of him
As he was starting to get pretty hungry & i'd promised Wifey I wouldn't to Uptown without her , I decided to give La Grotte a go
Handed a menu & told to sit where we liked ,empty but for 3 dutch ladies having coffee & a smoke, sat along the side window, waitress came over took our order (uitsmijter
for me , English breakfast for 1st born ), asked if we wanted to smoke & brought over an ashtray .
Both having a smoke while waiting , 1st born over hears a lady at the back of a small group who were looking at the menus" just so you know guys, those 2 there are smoking marijuana", she wasn't nasty about it just informing , they did all leave though .
Food comes & the waitress couldn't have tried harder to shove her tits in our faces while putting our plates down & the food was very nice aswell She forgot to bring 1st born a tea-bag , which is only funny as , well has anyone else managed to get someone to have a smell of boiled water while telling them " it's regular clear amsterdam breakfast tea " She did bring him a fresh cup .
Sat , ate , smoked & watched the passers-by would have no problem re-visiting
Onward with a quick stop at Jordino's, to CS137 , a firm fav of my/our trips now
Straight in , fairly empty , bt from october was still working there , friendly guy
1 smell & a bag of Orange Bud was safely stashed in my pocket
I also got some Chemdog(1st time i've had this strain) & 1st born grabbed the NYD, sat at 1 of the tables & each rolled up .
Chemdog , lovely fuely smell , got me fairly wrecked but tasted awful .
Same with the NYD, smell great , effects strong enough but little to no taste .
Head back towards the hotel for 12:30 ,with 1st born grabbing a cheap bong to take home along the way ( had to ask the guy not to wrap it with the downstem in place ), into a little supermarket for OJ & room munchies .
Hotel Kooper/Mallemoolen , twin room ,clean , big enough ,smoking allowed , nice enough continential brekky , fire alarm went off twice when we were there , 1st born both times lol, whole room to smoke in , window to hang out of but no , he has to stand right under the smoke alarm 1st time no-one even came up , 2nd the girl just said "don't stand there"
Head off , taking the long route to Voyagers , buy n fly at HSB@Market , 1st born got some Hill Street Special (his mothers son alright )& I got some Ketama Gold (lovely fudgyness).
Get up to Voyagers , I got €10 each of the Don T(really like this strain) & Lemon Bubble (lemony lemony lemony )
Got a window seat & rolled up , Lemming came over & introduced Trashcanman & Occasional Bowl, Banshee Beat turned up & we made our way to the station & Haarlem , except for Banshee who was riding
Walked up to the station, having our tickets already, 1st born & I sat & waited while the others got their's , while waiting 2 couples ,mid 50's walked past , men 1st then the ladies , the lady nearest us looked us up & down , turned to her friend tutted & went " beggars" , & her mate nodded .
In our stoned state we did find this quite funny but she was called a cheeky bitch
The others were back quickly & soon enough we were on our way to Haarlem (inspectors on the train again)
Buy n fly's @ WW Sativa , I got Bubblegum Hash(clean piece of hash , tasty , bit spicy not very strong) €8.5/g & Join Us which was packed out , I got S-5 €11/g & 1st born got Enemy of the State(can't remember what this was like , 1st born remember's not liking the taste )€10.
I don't remember if the others brought anything from either WW or Join Us .
Slowish wander back up to Birdy's & NO BLOODY JELLY lady bt informs us " should have some in about an hour guys" , hmmm how to fill an hour in a coffeeshop
1st born & I got a 3€10 for €25 deal of Super Skunk( stoned the crap out of me )NL (1 of 1st born's fav's)& Cream Hash (don't remember this) , the others got something & we settled at the table by the pc .Banshee turned up pretty much just as we did , happy with his 45min? ride in
The next hr or so consisted of a shedload of joints of alsorts of strains from all of us , think at 1 point we had 8/10 joints on the go It was a great session
The bt came over & quietly said "jelly's in guys "
Think 1 after the other we just said "thankyou" got up walked to the menu & all brought jelly back another 3 x €10 deal for me, (I know Banshee was pissed at himself later for only buying 1 bag )
Quick smokes of jelly all round & we're taking a slow stoned walk back to the station .
1st born & Banshee set up us meeting at Anyday later & then he splits for his ride back , we all jump straight on a train , then we're made to get off & on to another then were off back to Dam (inspectors were working hard today & Lemming has some mad jedi/stoner balance on trains that was cracking me up
Off the train at Central around 18:30ish may have been a bit earlier, where we all split for dinner ,Nes at 22:30ish if we can , we head over to the Old Quarter .
Stammpot & meatball(me) & Cheeseburger (1st born) demolished , we go into a crepe place on Warmoesstraat , then up to our room to chill for a while .
Roll a few , smoke a few , 1st born sets alarm off & we head out just before 21:00 for our Anyday meet .
Anyday is packed , ask the guy if I can have 2 drinks & a Verdamper top , he says we can only go upstairs if we buy something to smoke as it's so busy as there's only 1 Verdamper free, fuck it , g of WW it is & up we go .
Banshee turns up within mins, tells us his trip back from Haarlem was almost twice as long but helped along by the jelly , joints are soon passed round & the Verdamper given a good workout , while we were all battered 1st born was especially so , almost becoming part of the bench
2 & 1/2 hrs later ( those stairs do my head in when i'm wrecked ) & we're all finally off , I was battered Banshee heads off on his bike (I would not ride a bike in the state I was in) & we head into the square , walking round the fair , took 2 walk's round & a walk to & back from Rene's for 1st born to decide on Nutella covered churro's , the small seemed a huge portion , couldn't finish all mine , 1st born mullered his then finished off mine .
Back to the hotel for 00:15 ish , roll & smoke for a while , chatting about the day , 1st born crashes around 01:00 , I stay up smoking & watching football until 02:00ish then crash , excellent 1st day
Sun 20/4/14 420
Wake to my alarm at 08:00 , have some OJ & light whatever was in the ashtray , wake 1st born at 08:30 , smoke some more , get ready , down for brekky around 09:00 , continential brekky , load up on OJ & ham & cheese sarnies
Back up to room for supplies & walkabout smokes then off out , buy n fly at Betty Boop for SSH €10/g for me & AK47 €9/g for 1st born , into Utopia to drop off some PG tips , grab some more Blue Dream Tell Ingi we're heading to Tweede Kamer , she offers directions but I tell her we'd rather have a stoner wander
Head out to find TK , slow smokey wander down ,eventually get there after walking straight past & finding Dutch Flowers/420 which was still closed .
TK , empty shop , friendly enough bt , grabbed the Black Jack €9/g? (nice enough , fairly sweet tasting , got a mellow high from it ) straight out & smokey slow walk up to Kadinsky (Rosmarijnsteeg) where we met miserable bitch
Shop had 3 people in it , female bt , guy having a coffee she was talking to at the counter & 1 guy sat upstairs smoking .
Asked if we could grab a drink each , she just stared at me for a good 10 sec's then said "what do you want " , I had a quick look round the shop just to make sure I wasn't keeping her from the loads of customers THAT WEREN'T THERE & got 2 fanta's , as she was getting the drinks I noticed on the menu , Maui Haze , something i'd been wanting to try , asked for a g€12/13???? which suddenly changed miserable bitch into lady with a happy stick up her arse "want some papers , some tips" "have a good smoke" , went down into the little smoke area .
Rolled up the Maui , lovely fresh hazey taste , got us nice & high
Chilled a while before taking another stoned wander which led us to Bluebird where I forgot about the WPA just grabbing drinks while 1st born got some Blueberry €12.50/1.4/6g looked huge in the bag , a good example of Blueberry this
Sat & smoked , overheard the black guy that's worked there ages talking about the boss who was outside sat smoking with a couple of his mates , " he pays me to be the manager , he's paid me for years to be the manager because I know what i'm doing , now today , he want's to tell me how to do it , I told him fuck off & let me do my job"
Stayed for a bit then headed of towards Voyagers for the crawl meet , got to Green Place where grouped outside smoking were (we were fairly well stoned at this point so if i've forgotten anyone sorry ), Gapie , DRA , Danny, Bifton(got a light ), Trashcanman , Scandalous Monk + partner ?
We smoked for a while , didn't go into GP myself , before moving off to Utopia .
I got some more Blue Dream , 1st born got some Kandidential sat & smoked with everyone passing whatever they had , think rvansteensel showed up at this point & got everyone even more wrecked passing round his Snoop Dog vape pen ,(cheers mate , whatever was in that was tasty & quite strong , bloody thick vape from it )
Chilled , smoked & chatted until 14:15 ish when we headed back to re-supply before the15:00 Prix d'Ami meet for Cattales .
Got into Prix just before 15:00 , we were the 1st 2 there , didn't get any smoke just ordered 2 smoothies & stood by the wall rolling up , Lemming , DRA(not impressed atall with hat's off policy but took it in his stoner stride)Gapie, Trashcanman,Occasional Bowl , Bifton? all turned up & went upstairs to smoke , no idea what as I saw a sofa become free so we grabbed that & stayed downstairs , chilled & had a smoke for Cat & those who weren't there & I wished were ( you know who you all are & we hope to see you next year )
Sitting smoking & 1 after the other , the others all come down & walk straight past us & out , found out later they had come down & thought we'd left already , we stayed a little while longer then headed to 420 so 1st born could do his 1st 420@420on4/20
CS420 while busy was only half full maybe(it did get busier as the minute got closer but was by no means packed ) , we smoked outside for a bit , I stayed outside & rang Wifey for 420 while everyone else went inside . Gave Gapie choccy fingers for DC incase I didn't see him .Think Rob-OG turned up at this point ? whenever it was it was good seeing you again mate
1st born was denied a toke on the big joint going round as in his words" I could see it getting closer to me then the guy next to me had it , as he went to pass it to me this fucking huge skinhead biker looking guy just took it & went off " lol , I & a couple of others ( Bifton was def 1 , cheers mate ,thanks to whoever else it was aswell) offered to try & get our hands on it for him but he declined.
Lemming led us off on a stoned wander to the Terena webcam , did the wave (rang Wifey while there , she said the cam was freezing up but that we could be seen )
All head back up to the Nes .
Greeted by DC, thanked for the choccy fingers which Gapie had already given him (cheers mate) grabbed 2 drinks , given a muffin each aswell , 1st born made a mistake here , thinking they were just muffins he ate his , finished most of mine then ate another someone said they didn't want , joint's were being passed left right & center , Gapie was putting pieces of UR's oily balls into every j possible ( thanks again Gapie for making sure everyone who wanted an oily smoke got 1 & of course to UR for making sure it was there for us )
DC came out with a basket? of muffins ,"round 2 guys" should of given 1st born a clue lol he ate mine & his , no-one objected to me taking 1 for Wifey
People started splitting around 18:15/30 in search of food , we went up to Wok to Go , 2x Tropical Chicken(haven't had this in a few trips now & really enjoyed it , couldn't finish it though) back to room to eat , chill & smoke
Around 19:30 1st born decides he wants the crepes from last night again so off he goes , I stay behind having an after dinner smoke Within 5 mins he's back crepeless stoned as he was he couldn't understand the girl serving or make himself understood , so he just left & came back lol.
He started to smoke something then around 20:00 said "i'm lying down" , told him i'd let him sleep for an hour while I smoked then see if he wanted to come back out .
21:00 , heading down to Nes by myself , lol 1st born's 1st 420 lasted roughly 12 hrs & consisted of 4 1/2 space cakes & a shitload of weed & hash
Getting to Nes , Trashcanman is still there , outside resting his eyelids met Orle , nice to meet you mate , even if quickly , Trashcan is awake & decides we must smoke his hash as he is going home tomorrow & still has a frankly obscene amount to get through in 1 night
It was morrocan & v nice , name escapes me , Gapie turns up with a guy who works at 1e Hulp & share's 1 of the Voyagers 420 special's , have a smoke until 22:30 ish when I head back to the hotel to see if 1st born is able to come back out , sits up , rubs his eyes , mumbles no & goes straight back to sleep .
Head back to the Nes , Gapie & his mate have just left , Trashcanman, Lemming + J , Rockytitsnbeer? are there , think Orle was still there aswell .
Little smoke , sharing a few j's 00:00 ish say goodbye to Trashcanman who's off home in the morning , walk up to the square with the Lemmings & Rocky , Lemming shows me a good few bags that Trashcan has given him to share out agree we should smoke it tomorrow at CS137 & toast Trashcan Rocky heads off to his hotel , the Lemmings to their tram stop (they think lol;-)) & I back to the hotel , where I roll & mostly smoke myself into a stupor around 02:00
Mon 21/4/14
Wake at 08:30 , not rushing out but have to check out by 11:00, smoke a little , 1st born sets off alarm again , girl knocks on door to check & tells him not to stand where he was .
Down for brekky at 09:30 , back up for a last pack & smoke , check out about 10:45 , thankfully leaving our bag in their storage room.
Down to Utopia for 11:00ish , meet up with Danny outside , all pile in , I grab more Blue Dream 1st born gets more Amnesia , all sit & roll & the window seat
Danny shows & shares 2? of the Voyager's 420 special's , 1 which Gapie had last night & Purple Cindy I think it was , which was a bloody lovely smoke cheers for that mate.
Sat & smoked & chatted & smoked some more until 12:30 when we left for the CS137 meet .
Getting up to 137 , grab some Nevilles Haze , Danny gets Nevilles Haze , we get seats on the sofa's facing the tv (for those that know the layout) , Bifton join's us with some Nevilles Haze seriously , it was a tasty example
Lemmings, Occasional Bowl , Banshee beat , Zeebs? turned up , smoke up carried on in earnest , Lemming gave out Trashcanmans , Lavender , Grey Haze & unknown Morroccan Hash which were all rolled up & passed about ( @ Trashcanman , cheers for that mate , very nice of you & nice smokes they were , effects kind of got lost in the mix )
Smoke , pass, smoke , pass , 1st born got the Volcano going which was very harsh until we got him to turn it down he'd whacked it straight up to full/9? I think he said .
Smoke pass bag pass smoke , you get the idea stayed until just before 15:00 ? then all took a slow scenic walk back to Utopia , more Blue Dream for us , think we managed the window seat again smoked for a while before 1st born & I went off to pick up our bag .
**Apologies to anyone who turned up to the planned 18:30 meet @ Voyagers , I fucked up with the time we had to leave**
Got up to Voyagers around 17:15 , packed packed packed , so as I couldn't see anyone I/we knew we waited outside having a little smoke . Exchanged "Hi" with Voyagers Danny who practically flew up pavement on his bike .
Gapie & Danny turned up & in we went , mine & 1st born's last €17.50 was changed into a lovely bag of PSB , still nowhere to sit , roll up by the door , notice a few guys with the ICMag samples , bonging their way through .
We manage to get a table & sit to smoke , joined by JackGanja ( hi mate good to see you again , if only for a short time , again ) got through all but 2 j's each
Say our goodbyes around 18:15 & lighting up a PSB j each we take a slow plod to the station , standing outside to finish our smokes , onto the train quick enough , yes our tickets were checked quick journey & we're at the airport.
Check-in was empty but our desk wasn't opening for another 20mins , no worries , outside for the last smokes Amnesia/Ketama for 1st born & S-5/Blue Dream for me floated back into check-in which was of course now busy but we got our bag checked quickly enough .
Through 1 passport check , down to departures , here's where my high self had a great idea "it's not open yet , but it says gate 7 so lets just go sit down there" off we go
Gate 7 , on the board , the flight leaving from gate 7 has been moved to gate 4 no problem , gate 4 was open , security checks going on , so we joined the line & went through .
(I had no idea that the moved flight ,which tbf my high self prob just missed , was not our 1 to luton but a delayed 1 from ealier)
Sitting down on the otherside & we're starting to think about the distinct lack of english voices of those around us getting on this flight to luton hmmmm wander up & explain about the gate change to the woman on the desk , she check's "yes sir , gate 7 changed to gate 4 , flight ???? to Cairo" , oh fuckity fuck fuck , explain where we're going & were sent back through security , " yeah just walk under the barrier " to join the line at gate 4 .
Both scanned & stopped/patted down , both asked "have you been smoking weed" , both answered " yes , loads thanks " but through ok of course
Flight was a bit delayed but a 45 min flight almost caught us up , landed around 22:00 .
6/7 security were just inside the terminal checking everyones passport as we walked in , then we were checked again at the gates & then on the otherside of the gates once we had our bags they were checking certain passports again , fuck knows what they were after but that's the most checks i've been through/seen on the way back , saw a few people pulled aside for bag checks though.
We got out to the pick-up point to wait in the brass monkey's evening for Wifey to pick us up , another trip done , until next time ACD
Sat 19/4/14
Just for you@ TSA
Leave home 04:00ish , 06:05 take off,50 min or so flight, grab train tickets for Dam & Haarlem , 08:28 train(inspectors on the train checking everyone) into Dam
Dump bag @ Koopermoolen (room not ready yet) & we're off
09:00ish , Anyday , grab the Champagne Haze €14/g?(was a nice uplifting high but was better last trip) , pay the €10 deposit for the Verdamper top(give em a bloody wash , it won't take long , sticky dam things) & head upstairs .
Roll a joint & put the rest through the Verdamper high very quickly
Head down to Utopia , where Ingi was in usual top form
1st born smelt the Amnesia , all other bets were off , 5g bag quickly sorted
I took a bit longer , went for the Blue Dream loved it tasty tasty & sent me soaring , Pot of Gold ,(I know we smoked it , possibly later on in Birdys but can not really remember )& Grand Cru , very nice but a bit harsh on my throat .
We sat(window seat occupied ) smoking & chatting with Ingi , only stayed for 1 smoke as I wanted to pick up a few bits before the Haarlem trip .
Saying our see you later's , we headed off north towards Haarlemmerstraat & Jordino's for Macaron's for Wifey & the rest of my brood .
Stopped off at the cashpoint up there & sent 1st born into the tobacconist next door for 10xbaccy , he had money , passport & they said no I didn't go in & find out why , just took the piss out of him
As he was starting to get pretty hungry & i'd promised Wifey I wouldn't to Uptown without her , I decided to give La Grotte a go
Handed a menu & told to sit where we liked ,empty but for 3 dutch ladies having coffee & a smoke, sat along the side window, waitress came over took our order (uitsmijter
for me , English breakfast for 1st born ), asked if we wanted to smoke & brought over an ashtray .
Both having a smoke while waiting , 1st born over hears a lady at the back of a small group who were looking at the menus" just so you know guys, those 2 there are smoking marijuana", she wasn't nasty about it just informing , they did all leave though .
Food comes & the waitress couldn't have tried harder to shove her tits in our faces while putting our plates down & the food was very nice aswell She forgot to bring 1st born a tea-bag , which is only funny as , well has anyone else managed to get someone to have a smell of boiled water while telling them " it's regular clear amsterdam breakfast tea " She did bring him a fresh cup .
Sat , ate , smoked & watched the passers-by would have no problem re-visiting
Onward with a quick stop at Jordino's, to CS137 , a firm fav of my/our trips now
Straight in , fairly empty , bt from october was still working there , friendly guy
1 smell & a bag of Orange Bud was safely stashed in my pocket
I also got some Chemdog(1st time i've had this strain) & 1st born grabbed the NYD, sat at 1 of the tables & each rolled up .
Chemdog , lovely fuely smell , got me fairly wrecked but tasted awful .
Same with the NYD, smell great , effects strong enough but little to no taste .
Head back towards the hotel for 12:30 ,with 1st born grabbing a cheap bong to take home along the way ( had to ask the guy not to wrap it with the downstem in place ), into a little supermarket for OJ & room munchies .
Hotel Kooper/Mallemoolen , twin room ,clean , big enough ,smoking allowed , nice enough continential brekky , fire alarm went off twice when we were there , 1st born both times lol, whole room to smoke in , window to hang out of but no , he has to stand right under the smoke alarm 1st time no-one even came up , 2nd the girl just said "don't stand there"
Head off , taking the long route to Voyagers , buy n fly at HSB@Market , 1st born got some Hill Street Special (his mothers son alright )& I got some Ketama Gold (lovely fudgyness).
Get up to Voyagers , I got €10 each of the Don T(really like this strain) & Lemon Bubble (lemony lemony lemony )
Got a window seat & rolled up , Lemming came over & introduced Trashcanman & Occasional Bowl, Banshee Beat turned up & we made our way to the station & Haarlem , except for Banshee who was riding
Walked up to the station, having our tickets already, 1st born & I sat & waited while the others got their's , while waiting 2 couples ,mid 50's walked past , men 1st then the ladies , the lady nearest us looked us up & down , turned to her friend tutted & went " beggars" , & her mate nodded .
In our stoned state we did find this quite funny but she was called a cheeky bitch
The others were back quickly & soon enough we were on our way to Haarlem (inspectors on the train again)
Buy n fly's @ WW Sativa , I got Bubblegum Hash(clean piece of hash , tasty , bit spicy not very strong) €8.5/g & Join Us which was packed out , I got S-5 €11/g & 1st born got Enemy of the State(can't remember what this was like , 1st born remember's not liking the taste )€10.
I don't remember if the others brought anything from either WW or Join Us .
Slowish wander back up to Birdy's & NO BLOODY JELLY lady bt informs us " should have some in about an hour guys" , hmmm how to fill an hour in a coffeeshop
1st born & I got a 3€10 for €25 deal of Super Skunk( stoned the crap out of me )NL (1 of 1st born's fav's)& Cream Hash (don't remember this) , the others got something & we settled at the table by the pc .Banshee turned up pretty much just as we did , happy with his 45min? ride in
The next hr or so consisted of a shedload of joints of alsorts of strains from all of us , think at 1 point we had 8/10 joints on the go It was a great session
The bt came over & quietly said "jelly's in guys "
Think 1 after the other we just said "thankyou" got up walked to the menu & all brought jelly back another 3 x €10 deal for me, (I know Banshee was pissed at himself later for only buying 1 bag )
Quick smokes of jelly all round & we're taking a slow stoned walk back to the station .
1st born & Banshee set up us meeting at Anyday later & then he splits for his ride back , we all jump straight on a train , then we're made to get off & on to another then were off back to Dam (inspectors were working hard today & Lemming has some mad jedi/stoner balance on trains that was cracking me up
Off the train at Central around 18:30ish may have been a bit earlier, where we all split for dinner ,Nes at 22:30ish if we can , we head over to the Old Quarter .
Stammpot & meatball(me) & Cheeseburger (1st born) demolished , we go into a crepe place on Warmoesstraat , then up to our room to chill for a while .
Roll a few , smoke a few , 1st born sets alarm off & we head out just before 21:00 for our Anyday meet .
Anyday is packed , ask the guy if I can have 2 drinks & a Verdamper top , he says we can only go upstairs if we buy something to smoke as it's so busy as there's only 1 Verdamper free, fuck it , g of WW it is & up we go .
Banshee turns up within mins, tells us his trip back from Haarlem was almost twice as long but helped along by the jelly , joints are soon passed round & the Verdamper given a good workout , while we were all battered 1st born was especially so , almost becoming part of the bench
2 & 1/2 hrs later ( those stairs do my head in when i'm wrecked ) & we're all finally off , I was battered Banshee heads off on his bike (I would not ride a bike in the state I was in) & we head into the square , walking round the fair , took 2 walk's round & a walk to & back from Rene's for 1st born to decide on Nutella covered churro's , the small seemed a huge portion , couldn't finish all mine , 1st born mullered his then finished off mine .
Back to the hotel for 00:15 ish , roll & smoke for a while , chatting about the day , 1st born crashes around 01:00 , I stay up smoking & watching football until 02:00ish then crash , excellent 1st day
Sun 20/4/14 420
Wake to my alarm at 08:00 , have some OJ & light whatever was in the ashtray , wake 1st born at 08:30 , smoke some more , get ready , down for brekky around 09:00 , continential brekky , load up on OJ & ham & cheese sarnies
Back up to room for supplies & walkabout smokes then off out , buy n fly at Betty Boop for SSH €10/g for me & AK47 €9/g for 1st born , into Utopia to drop off some PG tips , grab some more Blue Dream Tell Ingi we're heading to Tweede Kamer , she offers directions but I tell her we'd rather have a stoner wander
Head out to find TK , slow smokey wander down ,eventually get there after walking straight past & finding Dutch Flowers/420 which was still closed .
TK , empty shop , friendly enough bt , grabbed the Black Jack €9/g? (nice enough , fairly sweet tasting , got a mellow high from it ) straight out & smokey slow walk up to Kadinsky (Rosmarijnsteeg) where we met miserable bitch
Shop had 3 people in it , female bt , guy having a coffee she was talking to at the counter & 1 guy sat upstairs smoking .
Asked if we could grab a drink each , she just stared at me for a good 10 sec's then said "what do you want " , I had a quick look round the shop just to make sure I wasn't keeping her from the loads of customers THAT WEREN'T THERE & got 2 fanta's , as she was getting the drinks I noticed on the menu , Maui Haze , something i'd been wanting to try , asked for a g€12/13???? which suddenly changed miserable bitch into lady with a happy stick up her arse "want some papers , some tips" "have a good smoke" , went down into the little smoke area .
Rolled up the Maui , lovely fresh hazey taste , got us nice & high
Chilled a while before taking another stoned wander which led us to Bluebird where I forgot about the WPA just grabbing drinks while 1st born got some Blueberry €12.50/1.4/6g looked huge in the bag , a good example of Blueberry this
Sat & smoked , overheard the black guy that's worked there ages talking about the boss who was outside sat smoking with a couple of his mates , " he pays me to be the manager , he's paid me for years to be the manager because I know what i'm doing , now today , he want's to tell me how to do it , I told him fuck off & let me do my job"
Stayed for a bit then headed of towards Voyagers for the crawl meet , got to Green Place where grouped outside smoking were (we were fairly well stoned at this point so if i've forgotten anyone sorry ), Gapie , DRA , Danny, Bifton(got a light ), Trashcanman , Scandalous Monk + partner ?
We smoked for a while , didn't go into GP myself , before moving off to Utopia .
I got some more Blue Dream , 1st born got some Kandidential sat & smoked with everyone passing whatever they had , think rvansteensel showed up at this point & got everyone even more wrecked passing round his Snoop Dog vape pen ,(cheers mate , whatever was in that was tasty & quite strong , bloody thick vape from it )
Chilled , smoked & chatted until 14:15 ish when we headed back to re-supply before the15:00 Prix d'Ami meet for Cattales .
Got into Prix just before 15:00 , we were the 1st 2 there , didn't get any smoke just ordered 2 smoothies & stood by the wall rolling up , Lemming , DRA(not impressed atall with hat's off policy but took it in his stoner stride)Gapie, Trashcanman,Occasional Bowl , Bifton? all turned up & went upstairs to smoke , no idea what as I saw a sofa become free so we grabbed that & stayed downstairs , chilled & had a smoke for Cat & those who weren't there & I wished were ( you know who you all are & we hope to see you next year )
Sitting smoking & 1 after the other , the others all come down & walk straight past us & out , found out later they had come down & thought we'd left already , we stayed a little while longer then headed to 420 so 1st born could do his 1st 420@420on4/20
CS420 while busy was only half full maybe(it did get busier as the minute got closer but was by no means packed ) , we smoked outside for a bit , I stayed outside & rang Wifey for 420 while everyone else went inside . Gave Gapie choccy fingers for DC incase I didn't see him .Think Rob-OG turned up at this point ? whenever it was it was good seeing you again mate
1st born was denied a toke on the big joint going round as in his words" I could see it getting closer to me then the guy next to me had it , as he went to pass it to me this fucking huge skinhead biker looking guy just took it & went off " lol , I & a couple of others ( Bifton was def 1 , cheers mate ,thanks to whoever else it was aswell) offered to try & get our hands on it for him but he declined.
Lemming led us off on a stoned wander to the Terena webcam , did the wave (rang Wifey while there , she said the cam was freezing up but that we could be seen )
All head back up to the Nes .
Greeted by DC, thanked for the choccy fingers which Gapie had already given him (cheers mate) grabbed 2 drinks , given a muffin each aswell , 1st born made a mistake here , thinking they were just muffins he ate his , finished most of mine then ate another someone said they didn't want , joint's were being passed left right & center , Gapie was putting pieces of UR's oily balls into every j possible ( thanks again Gapie for making sure everyone who wanted an oily smoke got 1 & of course to UR for making sure it was there for us )
DC came out with a basket? of muffins ,"round 2 guys" should of given 1st born a clue lol he ate mine & his , no-one objected to me taking 1 for Wifey
People started splitting around 18:15/30 in search of food , we went up to Wok to Go , 2x Tropical Chicken(haven't had this in a few trips now & really enjoyed it , couldn't finish it though) back to room to eat , chill & smoke
Around 19:30 1st born decides he wants the crepes from last night again so off he goes , I stay behind having an after dinner smoke Within 5 mins he's back crepeless stoned as he was he couldn't understand the girl serving or make himself understood , so he just left & came back lol.
He started to smoke something then around 20:00 said "i'm lying down" , told him i'd let him sleep for an hour while I smoked then see if he wanted to come back out .
21:00 , heading down to Nes by myself , lol 1st born's 1st 420 lasted roughly 12 hrs & consisted of 4 1/2 space cakes & a shitload of weed & hash
Getting to Nes , Trashcanman is still there , outside resting his eyelids met Orle , nice to meet you mate , even if quickly , Trashcan is awake & decides we must smoke his hash as he is going home tomorrow & still has a frankly obscene amount to get through in 1 night
It was morrocan & v nice , name escapes me , Gapie turns up with a guy who works at 1e Hulp & share's 1 of the Voyagers 420 special's , have a smoke until 22:30 ish when I head back to the hotel to see if 1st born is able to come back out , sits up , rubs his eyes , mumbles no & goes straight back to sleep .
Head back to the Nes , Gapie & his mate have just left , Trashcanman, Lemming + J , Rockytitsnbeer? are there , think Orle was still there aswell .
Little smoke , sharing a few j's 00:00 ish say goodbye to Trashcanman who's off home in the morning , walk up to the square with the Lemmings & Rocky , Lemming shows me a good few bags that Trashcan has given him to share out agree we should smoke it tomorrow at CS137 & toast Trashcan Rocky heads off to his hotel , the Lemmings to their tram stop (they think lol;-)) & I back to the hotel , where I roll & mostly smoke myself into a stupor around 02:00
Mon 21/4/14
Wake at 08:30 , not rushing out but have to check out by 11:00, smoke a little , 1st born sets off alarm again , girl knocks on door to check & tells him not to stand where he was .
Down for brekky at 09:30 , back up for a last pack & smoke , check out about 10:45 , thankfully leaving our bag in their storage room.
Down to Utopia for 11:00ish , meet up with Danny outside , all pile in , I grab more Blue Dream 1st born gets more Amnesia , all sit & roll & the window seat
Danny shows & shares 2? of the Voyager's 420 special's , 1 which Gapie had last night & Purple Cindy I think it was , which was a bloody lovely smoke cheers for that mate.
Sat & smoked & chatted & smoked some more until 12:30 when we left for the CS137 meet .
Getting up to 137 , grab some Nevilles Haze , Danny gets Nevilles Haze , we get seats on the sofa's facing the tv (for those that know the layout) , Bifton join's us with some Nevilles Haze seriously , it was a tasty example
Lemmings, Occasional Bowl , Banshee beat , Zeebs? turned up , smoke up carried on in earnest , Lemming gave out Trashcanmans , Lavender , Grey Haze & unknown Morroccan Hash which were all rolled up & passed about ( @ Trashcanman , cheers for that mate , very nice of you & nice smokes they were , effects kind of got lost in the mix )
Smoke , pass, smoke , pass , 1st born got the Volcano going which was very harsh until we got him to turn it down he'd whacked it straight up to full/9? I think he said .
Smoke pass bag pass smoke , you get the idea stayed until just before 15:00 ? then all took a slow scenic walk back to Utopia , more Blue Dream for us , think we managed the window seat again smoked for a while before 1st born & I went off to pick up our bag .
**Apologies to anyone who turned up to the planned 18:30 meet @ Voyagers , I fucked up with the time we had to leave**
Got up to Voyagers around 17:15 , packed packed packed , so as I couldn't see anyone I/we knew we waited outside having a little smoke . Exchanged "Hi" with Voyagers Danny who practically flew up pavement on his bike .
Gapie & Danny turned up & in we went , mine & 1st born's last €17.50 was changed into a lovely bag of PSB , still nowhere to sit , roll up by the door , notice a few guys with the ICMag samples , bonging their way through .
We manage to get a table & sit to smoke , joined by JackGanja ( hi mate good to see you again , if only for a short time , again ) got through all but 2 j's each
Say our goodbyes around 18:15 & lighting up a PSB j each we take a slow plod to the station , standing outside to finish our smokes , onto the train quick enough , yes our tickets were checked quick journey & we're at the airport.
Check-in was empty but our desk wasn't opening for another 20mins , no worries , outside for the last smokes Amnesia/Ketama for 1st born & S-5/Blue Dream for me floated back into check-in which was of course now busy but we got our bag checked quickly enough .
Through 1 passport check , down to departures , here's where my high self had a great idea "it's not open yet , but it says gate 7 so lets just go sit down there" off we go
Gate 7 , on the board , the flight leaving from gate 7 has been moved to gate 4 no problem , gate 4 was open , security checks going on , so we joined the line & went through .
(I had no idea that the moved flight ,which tbf my high self prob just missed , was not our 1 to luton but a delayed 1 from ealier)
Sitting down on the otherside & we're starting to think about the distinct lack of english voices of those around us getting on this flight to luton hmmmm wander up & explain about the gate change to the woman on the desk , she check's "yes sir , gate 7 changed to gate 4 , flight ???? to Cairo" , oh fuckity fuck fuck , explain where we're going & were sent back through security , " yeah just walk under the barrier " to join the line at gate 4 .
Both scanned & stopped/patted down , both asked "have you been smoking weed" , both answered " yes , loads thanks " but through ok of course
Flight was a bit delayed but a 45 min flight almost caught us up , landed around 22:00 .
6/7 security were just inside the terminal checking everyones passport as we walked in , then we were checked again at the gates & then on the otherside of the gates once we had our bags they were checking certain passports again , fuck knows what they were after but that's the most checks i've been through/seen on the way back , saw a few people pulled aside for bag checks though.
We got out to the pick-up point to wait in the brass monkey's evening for Wifey to pick us up , another trip done , until next time ACD
Sending out the good vibes to those that need them right now
Re: ft n 1st born's 420
pff gonna read it in the bus to town to partee kingsady got some weed and beer in my bag thus I am stocked
kosher kush and evergrey from grey area and some sour tangie from voyagers
kosher kush and evergrey from grey area and some sour tangie from voyagers
GetHigh,DoStuff&Dont give a FUCK!
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Re: ft n 1st born's 420
Great read mate, it almost makes up for not being there. Cheers.
What a long strange trip it is.
Re: ft n 1st born's 420
Thanks that was great
Peace matty TSA
Peace matty TSA
Re: ft n 1st born's 420
About time we had something decent to read, top job, your skills are lost sitting outside shops begging
Good stuff
Good stuff
Re: ft n 1st born's 420
Great read ft, good to see 1st born had a GREAT time....muffins and all.
See you next year.
AzLaker
See you next year.
AzLaker
If you never do, you'll never know.
Re: ft n 1st born's 420
Another epic smoke report , top job lads mind throw down the hat next time
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Re: ft n 1st born's 420
Great read, a pretty portrait painted, and a very accurate representation of the antics
I'll write something up while I'm sitting in an airport over the next couple days
I'll write something up while I'm sitting in an airport over the next couple days
Off is the new on
Re: ft n 1st born's 420
great read! getting me excited for my trip coming up soon
May 12-21st 2014 - Flying Pig - Solo - First Trip!
Re: ft n 1st born's 420
Great report sounds like a smokey time was had by all
Jail for growing a plant laughed the gypsy!
Re: ft n 1st born's 420
Nice one! Great to see you again and to meet 1st Born. Thanks for a great travelogue. There were several lines in there that made me laugh. What is my stoner balance? Is that falling over?ftcarer wrote:"have you been smoking weed" , both answered " yes , loads thanks "
Re: ft n 1st born's 420
Sounds like a good trip and you demolished a number grams of some good sounding stuff ... Lucky you
I rolled two spliffs, so I guess I'm double jointed
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Re: ft n 1st born's 420
was good meeting you and the lad, it was a good little smoke we had on your last day in utopia.see you nx yr.
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Re: ft n 1st born's 420
Nice read.. I did lol at the "it's regular clear amsterdam breakfast tea "
Good trip report.
Good trip report.