Great finish to your TR dude and dudette, well written, informative and funny, good stuff!
We hit up Dolphins once last year, just because we found ourselves next to it and thought "why not, just for old times sake...". It was pretty stuffed then also, but luckily, not enough for us to experience the stupidity you guys did, that is just plain ridiculous. We did, however, make a very disappointing purchase in there, their top hash which was called “Marakesh Special / express” or something similar. It was rather dry, had only very little taste and no effect worth mentioning, besides maybe an annoying, mild nausea. Will not go back in a loooooong time, if ever.
We have also several times experienced the scorn of some random (and often mistaken) budtender, who scuffed at us for not pronouncing their random and quite meaningless product names right. My response is usually something like “Well, I would like to see you pronounce anything in my language asshole…”. In Danish. Then we pay the baffled fuck and laughingly go smoke our “Al-GERRRRR-ia” in peace.
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