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Re: ACD Liars Club

Post by Smirks » Thu 7th Feb 2013 03:26 pm

My boss is a great guy.



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Re: ACD Liars Club

Post by spidergawd » Thu 7th Feb 2013 03:57 pm

I am Smirks boss :mrgreen: :twisted:
What a long strange trip it is.

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Re: ACD Liars Club

Post by Quazer » Fri 8th Feb 2013 02:29 pm

Don't you all just love it when replies are realistic? "No you cant", is the new motto of ACD:

Where can I find Mars Ape Haze? "You won't find it since it has over 15% THC"...
Can I still roll with tobacco? "You should be banned for asking".
Any good places to hang out? "Use the search engine you lazy fuck"!
Can I listen to my own music? "Music is considered witchcraft in Holland".
Are tourists still allowed to buy weed in Amsterdam? "Yeah, but for you they'll make an exeption".
How much are the hookers in the RLD? "Ask your mom"!

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Re: ACD Liars Club

Post by spidergawd » Fri 8th Feb 2013 03:03 pm

Quazer wrote:Don't you all just love it when replies are realistic? "No you cant", is the new motto of ACD:

Where can I find Mars Ape Haze? "You won't find it since it has over 15% THC"...
Can I still roll with tobacco? "You should be banned for asking".
Any good places to hang out? "Use the search engine you lazy fuck"!
Can I listen to my own music? "Music is considered witchcraft in Holland".
Are tourists still allowed to buy weed in Amsterdam? "Yeah, but for you they'll make an exeption".
How much are the hookers in the RLD? "Ask your mom"!

:D :D Excellent, what are you toking today? :D :D.


I dont want to brag, but I've just found out I'm a John Paul Getty lovechild and I can prove it. So I think we will be moving to Amsterdam fairly soon. :arrow:
What a long strange trip it is.

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Re: ACD Liars Club

Post by Nimrod » Sat 9th Feb 2013 08:34 pm

Secession plans call for the creation of a new country...Baconia. Capital city will be New Pork.

Favorite football team? West Ham, natuurlijk. :wink:

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Re: ACD Liars Club

Post by Uncle Ron » Mon 11th Feb 2013 05:59 pm

I'm going to Denver for 4/20, but I told a friend I would be in Amsterdam instead. :oops:......heheheeeeeeeeeeeee
I'm trying to decide when could possibly be the worst moment to tell this dear friend of mine? :shock: :evil:
I'm thinking he'll figure it out when I don't show. :twisted:...... hahahaaaaaaaaa
...and the shocker - I won't post a pretentious travel report either. :shock:........puhleaseeeeeee...
... :mrgreen:
Taking the piss, one stoner at a time... :wink:

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Re: ACD Liars Club

Post by Nimrod » Mon 11th Feb 2013 06:36 pm

Not at all interested in seeing the look on someone's face when they arrive in Amsterdam and discover that they have nowhere to stay. At least not where they think they were staying.

Fuck ME?...Fuck YOU!

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Re: ACD Liars Club

Post by Nimrod » Thu 21st Mar 2013 10:17 pm

I know I'm REALLY high, when all of the individual coins in my collection begin speaking to me, telling fantastic stories of where they've been and who's handled them over the years.

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Re: ACD Liars Club

Post by spidergawd » Sun 31st Mar 2013 01:23 pm

I've see that the Abba museum has just opened in Stockholm so I might might have to take a rain check on Amsterdam and 420. :|
What a long strange trip it is.

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Re: ACD Liars Club

Post by Uncle Ron » Sun 31st Mar 2013 01:33 pm

spidergawd wrote:I've see that the Abba museum has just opened in Stockholm so I might might have to take a rain check on Amsterdam and 420. :|
Take Nimrod with you, he simply loves Abba... :oops: :lol:
Fuck me? Fuck you back beotch... :razz:
... :mrgreen:

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Re: ACD Liars Club

Post by Nimrod » Tue 2nd Apr 2013 12:16 am

Fuck you, RayJay!!

Hoohoohooooooooo

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Re: ACD Liars Club

Post by Uncle Ron » Wed 3rd Apr 2013 10:07 pm

I wanted to get high, but decided commenting in this thread was so much more important...
... :mrgreen:

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Re: ACD Liars Club

Post by treetop » Thu 4th Apr 2013 08:31 am

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How much did you produce?

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Re: ACD Liars Club

Post by Nimrod » Wed 19th Jun 2013 11:01 am

Holy crop!

There's a new video game available for all gaming consoles, which simulates cannabis growing, called 'Cult of 8'.

Contrary to some initial reviews, it's more exciting than watching grass grow!

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Re: ACD Liars Club

Post by Quazer » Wed 19th Jun 2013 11:20 am

I love it to hang out in Amsterdams gay bars. Fills my heart with joy to flirt with men. :lol: :lol: Think I gonna hit Otherside right now for a gram of Warme Cheekjes.

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