If you had $100,000,00 what would you do with it?

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Re: If you had $100,000,00 what would you do with it?

Post by Felty » Wed 1st May 2013 01:56 pm

First off get a couple of properties,

1 on the outskirts of Solihull (near Birmingham), nice quite town with massive footballer houses.
Nice 3k drum kit with shit hot cymbals

1 in the dam

A smoker friendly hotel/CS in the dam

Then put a couple of million in the bank, keep a couple of mill under my bed also (don't really trust banks; people getting richer off your money by lending it out and demanding more back)

Sort my parents mortgage out, a million each too. And get them a nice holiday home

Sort my little sister out with a few million but only when she's 21. She's 15 now, she can go college and uni first

And then selfish spending... Lots of weed, set up a grow, truffles truffles truffles, big tv, mark 1 golf, VW camper, classic aldi a1, and a new jag xf.

Go on thisiswhyimbroke.com and you could spend the whole lot in 1 transaction. Water powers jet packs and such


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Re: If you had $100,000,00 what would you do with it?

Post by treetop » Wed 1st May 2013 08:55 pm

Taylor wrote:Heres a fun game me and my family like to play. If you had 100 million dollars or equivalent in your own currency, what would you do with it?

I'll start-

Buy parents a new house and settle them for life - 10m

Same for sister - 5m

20m - To different charities.

40m - In the bank to live off the interest

15m - Buy me a house and a nice car in London, New York and A'dam, plus spending money to blow

1m - Open up a coffeshop in a'dam

9m - Spend on the awareness of Marijuana getting people to know all about it.
I'd spend it quick b4 I woke up. :lol:
How much did you produce?

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Re: If you had $100,000,00 what would you do with it?

Post by Rusty Shackleford » Wed 1st May 2013 08:58 pm

Pay the morgage off..in 1p coins..sickin the bastards :)

Sort out the family

Buy a property on every continent

Hire a percussion band to walk behind me, playing out my moods using the medium of sound :)

Buy a few acres of glen, build a fuck off house with a basement... :wink:

Buy a lake/river system

Buy multiple tweed suits

Start smoking tobacco in pipes

Build a "Man Cave"

Fund research into why my wife continues to watch t.v shows such as..."Big Fat Gypsy Weddings" "The Kardashians" and the pinacle "Psychic Sally" :?
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Re: If you had $100,000,00 what would you do with it?

Post by gromit » Thu 2nd May 2013 08:38 am

spend it,.... :P :mrgreen: 8) :wink: :D

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Re: If you had $100,000,00 what would you do with it?

Post by youngian » Thu 2nd May 2013 11:19 am

I'd probably give it away to help orphans and disabled people-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUeYJKoE3yc

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Re: If you had $100,000,00 what would you do with it?

Post by TwoCanucks » Thu 2nd May 2013 12:25 pm

One massive penile implant :mrgreen:
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Re: If you had $100,000,00 what would you do with it?

Post by redeyezman » Fri 3rd May 2013 05:31 am

Rusty Shackleford wrote:
Fund research into why my wife continues to watch t.v shows such as..."Big Fat Gypsy Weddings" "The Kardashians" and the pinacle "Psychic Sally" :?
+1!!!

LMAO! Think the bank I'd be getting fat off would be willing to provide a grant for that research as it could really benefit all of humanity! Or maybe just buyout producers and shut em down? LOL!

Cheers on that one mate!
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Re: If you had $100,000,00 what would you do with it?

Post by worldcitizen1723 » Fri 3rd May 2013 12:54 pm

Lol
Most of those damn reality shows were started by the TV producers from the Netherlands!

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Re: If you had $100,000,00 what would you do with it?

Post by Rusty Shackleford » Sun 19th May 2013 12:13 pm

:mrgreen:

Invent an electronic handheld "Strain-Indicator" device.
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Re: If you had $100,000,00 what would you do with it?

Post by matty223 » Sun 19th May 2013 12:17 pm

matty223 wrote:simply enjoy life
again just live life , and enjoy

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Re: If you had $100,000,00 what would you do with it?

Post by USbongLord » Sun 19th May 2013 01:31 pm

Grab luvtick,Waste it all over the place just pissin people off with our better stuff then yours...most likely be dead in a year but I would of had fuckin fun...buried in a solid gold coffin,with a 24 hour anti tank turret mounted on my tombstone...buried in a field of kosher kush naturally :mrgreen: Range rover cookie truck ya think?
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Re: If you had $100,000,00 what would you do with it?

Post by draught » Sun 19th May 2013 01:43 pm

Hey Bonlord, I read in Basjoes toilet that your cock stinks, is it true? did luvtick right that? your the boxer with the one inch cock right? that stinks to high heaven?

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Re: If you had $100,000,00 what would you do with it?

Post by USbongLord » Sun 19th May 2013 02:00 pm

Yawn,couldn't use the rest room at basjoe as your mother was in there pulling a train..nice to see you spend your time reading bathroom walls ...troll face ...have fun in obscurity..
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Re: If you had $100,000,00 what would you do with it?

Post by draught » Sun 19th May 2013 02:02 pm

USBONGLORD wrote:Yawn,couldn't use the rest room at basjoe as your mother was in there pulling a train..
Put some TCP on it.

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Re: If you had $100,000,00 what would you do with it?

Post by KeyMonCha » Sun 19th May 2013 02:16 pm

Rusty Shackleford wrote:
Hire a percussion band to walk behind me, playing out my moods using the medium of sound :)
:lol:

I wanted one since i was a kid!!!


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