Posting weed to UK from 'Dam

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timah jm wrote:I have highly medicinal and save to smoke, drink in the form of tea, weed (marijuana) at affordable prices. contact me at: mulechristian03@gmail.com for more details
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how about 'bugger off'


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Panog wrote:
RuralJuror wrote:
Badmotorfinger wrote: another way is to put it into a blender with some milk and bananas, well that's gotta shut down the freaking dogs noses!
... if a dog sniffs it, it'll smell the weed. Simple as. stop listening to silly gimmicks for hiding the smell of weed, a drug dog's nose can sift through all of that. It's just pot luck if it would get through the post or not.

Plus shit, milk and bananas are all easily smelled by human noses and would be suspicious as hell. The whole idea is frankly ridiculous :shock:
I think it's just a joke... Well at least I hope it is ^^
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i'm not that a psycho but seriously guys your comments are HILARIOUS!
about 15 years ago me and my childhood friends shitted into nylon bags and mixed that with milk and other stuff when nobody had a poo anymore, we threw it from my room window on the neighborhood bullies and driving cars on a daily basis... until we got caught
for our luck not by the bullies but by building guard and some mad parent! lol
these were the days!

My plans right now are to send 4 Grams of 'Pure plant crystals' and hash butter, about 50euro per gram so if it get caught well i'll be deeply depressed about it for loosing 200e!
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Im going to Dam in some weeks and im pretty sure I will try to get some home, not much just alittle.
The method im going to use is the one I feel is the most safely way of smuggling, by eating it and later shitting it out.

Now I live in Sweden and I know its different everywhere but when I fly, do custom or people working on the airport see my criminal record?

Two years ago I was convicted for helping smuggling a shitload of acid from amsterdam, it should have given me some good time to come to conclusion never to smuggle again but what can I say..
I just really wonder if there will pop up a message on the computer screen when i show my passport that says "grab him".

Im thinking of eating maybe 5-10 grams thats all so even if I do get caught, it wont be the end of the world.
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ATWA wrote:Im going to Dam in some weeks and im pretty sure I will try to get some home, not much just alittle.
The method im going to use is the one I feel is the most safely way of smuggling, by eating it and later shitting it out.

Now I live in Sweden and I know its different everywhere but when I fly, do custom or people working on the airport see my criminal record?

Two years ago I was convicted for helping smuggling a shitload of acid from amsterdam, it should have given me some good time to come to conclusion never to smuggle again but what can I say..
I just really wonder if there will pop up a message on the computer screen when i show my passport that says "grab him".

Im thinking of eating maybe 5-10 grams thats all so even if I do get caught, it wont be the end of the world.
I'm pretty sure if you've got a record for smuggling you'll be on the fingers up the bum/shit into a seethrough toilet list. I wouldn't risk it to be honest.
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ATWA wrote:Im going to Dam in some weeks and im pretty sure I will try to get some home, not much just alittle.
The method im going to use is the one I feel is the most safely way of smuggling, by eating it and later shitting it out.

Now I live in Sweden and I know its different everywhere but when I fly, do custom or people working on the airport see my criminal record?

Two years ago I was convicted for helping smuggling a shitload of acid from amsterdam, it should have given me some good time to come to conclusion never to smuggle again but what can I say..
I just really wonder if there will pop up a message on the computer screen when i show my passport that says "grab him".

Im thinking of eating maybe 5-10 grams thats all so even if I do get caught, it wont be the end of the world.
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They are gonna stop you if you got that on your record, they would be mad not to TBH, so i would not bother if i was you. 8)
They will probably stop you Damage side aswell, enjoy 8)
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ATWA wrote:Im going to Dam in some weeks and im pretty sure I will try to get some home, not much just alittle.
The method im going to use is the one I feel is the most safely way of smuggling, by eating it and later shitting it out.

Now I live in Sweden and I know its different everywhere but when I fly, do custom or people working on the airport see my criminal record?

Two years ago I was convicted for helping smuggling a shitload of acid from amsterdam, it should have given me some good time to come to conclusion never to smuggle again but what can I say..
I just really wonder if there will pop up a message on the computer screen when i show my passport that says "grab him".

Im thinking of eating maybe 5-10 grams thats all so even if I do get caught, it wont be the end of the world.
I'm assuming the punishment wasn't severe enough to convince you otherwise the first time you got caught so, what the hell, giver! :?
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ATWA wrote: The method im going to use is the one I feel is the most safely way of smuggling, by eating it and later shitting it out.
Greatest line I've heard in a while.
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is there any way to avoid the scanner from catching the weed?
Does the scanner able to view hidden nugs in the DVDs ?
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Badmotorfinger wrote:is there any way to avoid the scanner from catching the weed?
Does the scanner able to view hidden nugs in the DVDs ?
eating it and later shitting it out.
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Shit, sticking stuff up yer bum....now we are getting somewhere!

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bigs wrote:
Badmotorfinger wrote:is there any way to avoid the scanner from catching the weed?
Does the scanner able to view hidden nugs in the DVDs ?
eating it and later shitting it out.
I can't do that because cause there is a chance they will search in my shit
Though I thought about something else - hiding your weed into a kinder egg, put this in a cup of coffee, put it on the table near the scanner where your cellphone goes, and pass the scanner, if they open it, well they will see nothing but coffee! before you're going on the plane just put the kinder egg in your pocket, and...
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Badmotorfinger wrote:
bigs wrote:
Badmotorfinger wrote:is there any way to avoid the scanner from catching the weed?
Does the scanner able to view hidden nugs in the DVDs ?
eating it and later shitting it out.
I can't do that because cause there is a chance they will search in my shit
Though I thought about something else - hiding your weed into a kinder egg, put this in a cup of coffee, put it on the table near the scanner where your cellphone goes, and pass the scanner, if they open it, well they will see nothing but coffee! before you're going on the plane just put the kinder egg in your pocket, and...
voilla!

umm, sorry to be so direct, but considering your digestion takes quite a few hours, how are they supposed to check it if you just ate it reight before going on the plane?

anyways, all of this seems waaaayyy to crazy just for a couple of high days after coming back from dam ... it can't be that much better than home ...
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youe right, but to tell the truth i'm afraid of swallowing it :( I also got weed record in the police + look like a real stoner
the weed out of adam costs me 18e per gram and its not that good

Should i send it with or without tracking number?
Do you recommend to send it from Haarlem or Amsterdam?
Covering the smelly proof with tape will help to hide it if the pack being scanned?

i know some house near my place which is empty for years, i think i will post to there and will visit every day after i'm back from adam.

Thanks :D
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They just hold you until you shit it out or take you down hospital for an X-Ray.

Tbh eating small amounts of hash n crapping it out then sifting through your steaming shit :shock: does it seem worth it? just for a smoke :? enjoy :lol:
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wow is all i got to say WOW!!!
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