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NirvanaEJ
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Post by NirvanaEJ »

Sir Niall of Essex-sire wrote:
I would like to add even if you asked her how many times her love flower has been pollenated, she will probably lie. So you might as well dive right on in, remember to wrap your wacker before you attack her and you can pretend that this girl you've just met is as clean as a whistle.

Peace

all that sounds about right to me, if its in her best interest or she thinks it is, shell lie, just like guys


If it wasnt for the brits, ID BE DUTCH RIGHT NOW
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Post by murphyscafe »

i used to love to play poker online, but im now stuck to live games (cash permitting!!). i worked for sky afew yrs ago and setup there sky poker site/channel and had to sign a waiver as i was privvy to "how" sites work!!! and before u ask no i cant tell you either!! but it was ALOT of fun in that little grey area (3 mths!!!) b4 i had to sign it!!! made about £25k! :D :D
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Post by plantpot »

I dig the poker ! :mrgreen:

Tried the online casinoe tournies and beat 550 and 350 won a little money.

Just playing on Facebok WSOP theses days. Great fun !

Why did the poker player cross the road ?.... To see the river ! .. :roll:
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Doc Holliday
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Post by Doc Holliday »

Texas No Limit, Nine Ball on a nine footer, and hanging out with a stunningly gorgeous woman “relaxed” has to be 3 of the all time best pastimes there are! LOL Though, playing in person is SO much better than on-line where some young pimple-faced kid will push all in with 2/7 off-suited and end up catching a full house against pocket Cowboys to knock you out of the money! What are the odds of that? :shock: When I was young and dumb (now I am just half of that); I have broke and ran 5 racks on nine ball, and wobbled the nine on the last table on a 4’ straight in shot (as I knew I had it and started coming up looking away for the sixth rack…lol :roll: ). Back then playing for money, normally I would not break and run multiples though unless spread perfectly, as if you locked them up tight, they were kicking one or two rails to even HIT their ball, much less make it! Now the eyes are gone. Enjoy your youth gents! LOL (sorry for spinning a bit off topic there). Ended up losing the small balance of money in the account on the on-line poker site shut down over here. I think that is still in litigation. Good luck on your cards!
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RvanSteensel
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Post by RvanSteensel »

i dont know how to play poker :oops:
Relax and take notes , as I take tokes of the marihuana smoke
manowar
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Post by manowar »

I have no idea how to play Poker, but I imagine its probably a quick way for me to loose some money
DylanBrown
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Post by DylanBrown »

manowar wrote: Tue 18th Aug 2020 11:32 am I have no idea how to play Poker, but I imagine its probably a quick way for me to loose some money
If I were you, I would not take risks at all and do this
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murphyscafe wrote: Tue 23rd Dec 2008 10:41 pm i used to love to play poker online, but im now stuck to live games (cash permitting!!). i worked for sky afew yrs ago and setup there sky poker site/channel and had to sign a waiver as i was privvy to "how" sites work!!! and before u ask no i cant tell you either!! but it was ALOT of fun in that little grey area (3 mths!!!) b4 i had to sign it!!! made about £25k! :D :D
I know this is super old but just wanted to say posts like this don't help the reputation of online poker. I've worked in the industry for most of my career, since before this post was made and this is as some would put it 'fake mlnews' or just a downright lie.

A lot of the grinders have left online poker because most companies strategies are aimed at recreational players, but they still exist.

Old adage still exists, only ever play with what you're happy to lose!
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