The Revolution Will Be Televised

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The Revolution Will Be Televised

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You will be able to stay home, brother

You will be able to plug in, turn on and cop out

You will be able to lose yourself on skag and skip out for beer during commercials, because

The revolution will be televised

The revolution will be televised

The revolution will be brought to you by Xerox in four parts with commercial interruptions

The revolution will show you pictures of Trump blowing a bugle

And leading a charge by Lyndsey Graham, General Mike Flynn, and Roger Stone

To eat Quinoa salad confiscated from a Williamsburg delicatessen

The revolution will be televised

The revolution will be brought to you by Fox & Friends Steve Doocy

And will not star Whoopi Goldberg and Samuel L Jackson or Will Smith and Jazzy Jeff

The revolution will give your mouth sex appeal

The revolution will get rid of the nubs

The revolution will make you look five pounds thinner, because

The revolution will be televised, brother

There will be pictures of Mark Dice and Alex Jones pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run

Or rednecks trying to slide that congress lecturn into a stolen ambulance

NBC will be able to predict the winner at 8:32 on report from 29 districts

The revolution will be televised

There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down 'Proud Boys' on the instant replay

There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down 'Proud Boys' on the instant replay

There will be no pictures of Milo Yianoupolos being run out of Maine on a rail with a brand new process

There will be slow motion or still lifes of Enrique Tarrio

Strolling through Kenosha in a black and yellow fred perry polo shirt that he has been saving for just the proper occasion

The Jeffersons, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and In Living Colour will no longer be so damn relevant

And women will not care if Joey finally got down with Phoebe on Friends

Because white people will be in the street looking for a brighter day

The revolution will be televised

There will be highlights on the eleven o'clock news and pictures of hairy armed hillbillies and Kelly Loeffler blowing her nose

The theme song will not be written by Stevie Wonder or Prince

Nor sung by Jay Z, John Legend, Snoop Dogg, Luther Vandross, or Earth Wind and Fire

The revolution will be televised

The revolution will be right back after a message about a black tornado, black monday, or black people

You will not have to worry about a crow in your bedroom, the berries in your ribena, or the bang in your toilet bowl

The revolution will go better with Coke

The revolution will fight germs that may cause bad breath

The revolution will not put you in the driver's seat

The revolution will be televised

Will be televised

Will be televised

Will be televised

The revolution will be no re-run, brothers

The revolution will be live


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“2020 is like the runner who has the race to be the worst year in modern history in the bag and raises its arms 10 yards from the line and begins to jog only to see 2021 sprint past with a middle finger raised” (Tim Shipman, 6th January 2021)
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Lemming wrote: Thu 7th Jan 2021 10:08 pm “2020 is like the runner who has the race to be the worst year in modern history in the bag and raises its arms 10 yards from the line and begins to jog only to see 2021 sprint past with a middle finger raised” (Tim Shipman, 6th January 2021)

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Donald Trump, grand wizard of the Coup Clutz Clan :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Comus wrote: Fri 8th Jan 2021 11:47 am Donald Trump, grand wizard of the Coup Clutz Clan :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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:D ..What happened is self evident now ...I will not kick my neighbour when there down :D
Georgia sending first black man and a young Jewish guy to senate is proof enough for me the quest for a more perfect union continues
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