R.I.P Jacko

Kermit · Post by **Kermit** » Tue 30th Jun 2009 07:49 pm

Time for a new thread called, R.I.P DC

LMAO

DC · Post by DC » Tue 30th Jun 2009 10:39 pm

I just got that Deja Vu feeling.

It didn't take too long this time...hmmm...either I'm getting better, or more accurately, the trolls are just getting worse!. I mean, ya tell somebody to "Get a life" and what do they do?. Decide they're gonna have a fight on their 3 day break from 'da hood', to the point where they 'can't wait' just thinking about it. What really do ya say to an utter moron like that...erm....UGG?.

For future reference: 't Nes Cafe's door policy
- Assholes get asked to leave, told to leave, then assisted in leaving.
- Dumbass, racist, personality abortioned, forum trolling tossers with no life hoping to regain some of their dignity after making 'themselves' out to be a total tit online without any help from my good self ...get asked to leave, told to leave, then their head handed to them on a plate.

I hate violence meself, but for fuck sake, if yer gonna do something then do it, don't talk about.

Now, back on topic....

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

How could you tell if Michael Jackson had a hot date?
There was a big wheel parked outside his house.

Why did Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
Because there were twenty of them.

Who did Michael Jackson consider to be a Perfect “10"?
Two 5 year olds.

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalogue.

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
He thought it was a delivery service.

What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.

Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob

Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.

Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.

...and...Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!.

Kermit · Post by **Kermit** » Tue 30th Jun 2009 10:55 pm

The Jokes in this thread have had me in stiches

Toker70 · Post by **Toker70** » Tue 30th Jun 2009 11:40 pm

DC wrote:
...and...Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!.

AHH SHIT coffee all over the screen and keyboard again.....cheers DC!

Sir Niall of Essex-sire · Wed 1st Jul 2009 07:01 am

To be fair guys, its clear we are all rascists here, i thought that was a given after the pictures of the 420 meet...

We all strive to keep the black man down while trying to push the white race to complete and ultimate power...

..... Im just surprised it took niggaplease this long to work it out.

So please niggaplease, fuck off and let us get back to our cross burning...

Boner · Post by **Boner** » Wed 1st Jul 2009 10:25 am

DuhhaN · Post by **DuhhaN** » Wed 1st Jul 2009 01:02 pm

did any1 of you hear the new news? apparently michael's kids wherent even his :O#

Imagine the sigh of relief they took when they found out they had to link to the guy they used to play doctor with

Toker70 · Post by **Toker70** » Wed 1st Jul 2009 01:53 pm

@Sir Niall.....nice smack down

cattales1960 · Post by **cattales1960** » Wed 1st Jul 2009 02:19 pm

Sir! hehehe

niggaplease · Post by **niggaplease** » Wed 1st Jul 2009 02:27 pm

Niall, I will not fuck off. I aim to stick around, just to fuck you off.

DC · Post by DC » Wed 1st Jul 2009 07:37 pm

Woohoo...lucky us!....zzzzzzzz

Next 420 should be interesting though..

TRANCE · Post by **TRANCE** » Wed 1st Jul 2009 09:51 pm

niggaplease wrote:Niall, I will not fuck off. I aim to stick around, just to fuck you off.

So you're nothing but a troll then!
Do run along and fuck off if this is your only motive here!

Sir Niall of Essex-sire · Thu 2nd Jul 2009 12:17 am

niggaplease wrote:Niall, I will not fuck off. I aim to stick around, just to fuck you off.

Im glad i am the one to finally give your existence any purpose....better get you fitted for a white hood if your hanging around....i dont know if they do a size dumbfuck though...

echc1 · Post by **echc1** » Thu 2nd Jul 2009 01:07 am

DC i'm gonna buy you a beer in september for making me laugh so much

cattales1960 · Post by **cattales1960** » Thu 2nd Jul 2009 01:14 am

echc1 wrote:DC i'm gonna buy you a beer in september for making me laugh so much

Make it a GULPENERS, the best beer in Amsterdam!