WARNING BEFORE YOU FLY BACK HOME

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WARNING BEFORE YOU FLY BACK HOME

Post by paradisecoffeeshopsucks »

I was pulled aside in the airport by the TSA. They actually started asking me questions about attending the cup. The female? agent asked "were did you go?" "did you visit any coffeeshops" "did you go to the cannibus cup?" It seemed like they thought they were the DEA or something.

Make sure that you DO NOT try to take any illegal substances back. DO NOT take any used smoking equipment back at all. They totally searched my bags and even read matierial that I wrote on.

I am an american citizen, not involved in any terrorist shit and they were busting my balls.

The funny thing is that like a month later they could not catch a guy with a mideastern type of name, was denied entry to london, who was reported by his own family to be a radical and bought his ticket the same day cash?

What a bunch of incompetant assholes. I mean the last thing you want to encounter on your way back from a vacation is a low paid government employee on a power trip.

I think the TSA needs to focus their attention on people who are actually trying to harm others instead of busting the balls of people who are going to amsterdam to blow off some steam.


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I was really surprised to hear that this terrorist got through Schipol with a bomb in his drawers because I had to go through one of the full body scanners on my way home and figured they were vigilante like that more consistently to combat the smuggling.

Honestly, no matter how good a system is that's in place there will always be a way around it, sad to say.
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Words can't describe how much I hate customs and TSA assholes. They think their so tuff when they search your bags. Oh looks like you found another 3.5 ounces of water, congratulations you just saved the universe. I've never heard of a terrorist being stopped by TSA, only about the ones who got through. The only thing their good at is making people have to wait in line for an extra hour before getting on their flight.
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paradisecoffeeshopsucks wrote:I was pulled aside in the airport by the TSA. They actually started asking me questions about attending the cup. The female? agent asked "were did you go?" "did you visit any coffeeshops" "did you go to the cannibus cup?" It seemed like they thought they were the DEA or something.

Make sure that you DO NOT try to take any illegal substances back. DO NOT take any used smoking equipment back at all. They totally searched my bags and even read matierial that I wrote on.

I am an american citizen, not involved in any terrorist shit and they were busting my balls.

The funny thing is that like a month later they could not catch a guy with a mideastern type of name, was denied entry to london, who was reported by his own family to be a radical and bought his ticket the same day cash?

What a bunch of incompetant assholes. I mean the last thing you want to encounter on your way back from a vacation is a low paid government employee on a power trip.

I think the TSA needs to focus their attention on people who are actually trying to harm others instead of busting the balls of people who are going to amsterdam to blow off some steam.



Wait untill you have been near dragged out of the baggage "Q" (in front of everyone) & then had the contents on 2 bags taken out bit by bit,I was not f`ing happy like,I am not a criminal either nor am i a terrorist! + i have nothing to hide.





What a bunch of incompetant assholes. I mean the last thing you want to encounter on your way back from a vacation is a low paid government employee on a power trip...............Come to edinburgh airport & you will find them.
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Post by mark the martian »

I always get approached by security at airports because I look like a musician or something. But my experience at Schipol and at any airport is just people doing their job. I haven't experienced any weird power trip bullshit, but I've been searched a bunch of times. I wasn't doing anything wrong so nothing ever came of it. That said, I'm a white guy, so I'm sure I get far less trouble than african or middle eastern people.

I'm actually ok with being searched at airports, and personal questions don't offend me either. Weird that they have found some kind of connection between people attending the cannabis cup and airline security. I wonder where they're getting that from.

What I really found offensive is swapping planes at LAX and having to be finger printed and have photos of me taken. That would be illegal in most countries, I'm sure. The US seems to have an interesting take on important personal freedoms and less important personal freedoms, something I'll never properly understand.
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mark the martian wrote:I always get approached by security at airports because I look like a musician or something. But my experience at Schipol and at any airport is just people doing their job. I haven't experienced any weird power trip bullshit, but I've been searched a bunch of times. I wasn't doing anything wrong so nothing ever came of it. That said, I'm a white guy, so I'm sure I get far less trouble than african or middle eastern people.

I'm actually ok with being searched at airports, and personal questions don't offend me either. Weird that they have found some kind of connection between people attending the cannabis cup and airline security. I wonder where they're getting that from.

What I really found offensive is swapping planes at LAX and having to be finger printed and have photos of me taken. That would be illegal in most countries, I'm sure. The US seems to have an interesting take on important personal freedoms and less important personal freedoms, something I'll never properly understand.


To make things worse i noticed my bag was split :twisted:,A s**t end to a decent holiday like 8).
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Post by j-smoker »

been searched at edinburgh airport too .im not stupid enough to try to bring anything back but was a humiliating experience being searched in front of all the other passangers who would natrually assume i did have stuff on me. the customs blokes even had a bit of a giggle at some dvd porn my mate had brought back with him (making sure everyone in sight saw it) .
to be honest if customs and security think im a smuggler or a threat to the plane then god help us all ! :
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I also flew out yesterday and it took forever to get onto the plane. I don't care how long it takes if it makes it safer. But personally, after going through a scanner, patting us all down and a search of our carry ons I still didn't feel safe. I think it's a joke. If some guy got through with some stuff taped to his balls then it can happen again unless they come up with a better procedure. Fake passports are made and sold so the whole passport check is a joke. It didn't help matters yesterday that the whole plane was full of people from Africa or the middle east. Sorry, it's true. I was glad to land. It's also a joke to hear when they screw with a guy about weed, of all things.
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Wanna talk aboout power trip A**hole go tru Newark airport in NJ
After being seached by 2 black idiot customs agents
they told me why they seached me!! cause i was a white person whom was too polite to him them when i went up to ask one of them where to go for my connection!! :shock: and once in glass room i was told i was acting like a terrorist « i started freaking up when 10 agents surround me
...after calming down... i told them two black agents that they didnt gave to blame white men for what happend 150+years ago and that hes country (USA) was built by terrorist and was still run by the biggest terrorist gouverment in the world since WWII !! then took off wit my beer that they brock that was in my bags and one of then 2 tried to steal my passport!! « who the real criminal ? no me !and can name 10 thing they done that if was in canada id be sueing them!!
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Kingdoc wrote:
Wait untill you have been near dragged out of the baggage "Q" (in front of everyone) & then had the contents on 2 bags taken out bit by bit,I was not f`ing happy like,I am not a criminal either nor am i a terrorist! + i have nothing to hide.

What a bunch of incompetant assholes. I mean the last thing you want to encounter on your way back from a vacation is a low paid government employee on a power trip...............Come to edinburgh airport & you will find them.
I fly from Edinburgh tomorrow and back on the 13th. I hope it happens to me so i can give them a nice big grin and snigger when they find nothing.
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everyone needs a job...lol...i got strip searched last time...heheheh...and the candy bar with the hash almonds was sittin right in front of em...talk about me being cocky..and in more ways then one :wink:
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agreed everyone needs a job, but theres no need to be a c*ck about it, which seems to come part and parcel with customs officers
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stukindoik wrote:
Kingdoc wrote:
Wait untill you have been near dragged out of the baggage "Q" (in front of everyone) & then had the contents on 2 bags taken out bit by bit,I was not f`ing happy like,I am not a criminal either nor am i a terrorist! + i have nothing to hide.

What a bunch of incompetant assholes. I mean the last thing you want to encounter on your way back from a vacation is a low paid government employee on a power trip...............Come to edinburgh airport & you will find them.
I fly from Edinburgh tomorrow and back on the 13th. I hope it happens to me so i can give them a nice big grin and snigger when they find nothing.


I thanked them for there time & says thanks again as i was walking out the door,LOl i hate to break this to them! but you CAN score weed in edinburgh you know.
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Post by munkyboy2k »

Some customs can be total assholes if you act the fool with them and be all coy etc about what you been doing. Just level with them that you were smoking green in Dam it's not like it's against the law to admit it!
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munkyboy2k wrote:Some customs can be total assholes if you act the fool with them and be all coy etc about what you been doing. Just level with them that you were smoking green in Dam it's not like it's against the law to admit it!

It does my head in when they hide behind there jobsworth attitudes! its a nice little cover story to noise you up,Looking for drug runners? there methadone has killed more than the heroin has & thats FACT,You can get here polm/skunk/black/northern lights/chronic & sometimes even thai! i cant afford to smuggle s**t back from the dam,Not at like 8-10 euros a gram,Or they are looking for terrorists? lol well they turned a blind eye to them long enough & if the mullahs were that hell bent on f**king us over well they are more than enough of them here already! in londonistan especialy.
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