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[samuraiwriter]

Doesn't Paradox have a kitchen?

[seouleast70]

Who the fuck eats lard in Scotland ?

Haggas maybe but lard? Ummm.... gonna stay away from that one. I like my arteries just the way they are.

[seouleast70]

Doesn't Paradox have a kitchen?

Let's do a crawl and find out!

[treetop]

Doesn't Paradox have a kitchen?

Yes. Used to love the veggie burger they did there. Now they do just toasties.

[gronin]

Who the fuck eats lard in Scotland ?

Jeez... don't be so literal. Was just a third rate 'satirical' comment on the Scots' love of deep-frying pizzas, mars bars etc

[Cisco]

Pretty racist comment hence my tone

[gronin]

Pretty racist comment hence my tone

I'm very fond of Scotland and have visited many times. Ah...The grandeur of the Highlands, the fine pints of 80/-, the pissing rain and imaginative chippies that put things in the fryer I'd never thought of. I actually like deep-fried mars bars but not keen on the fried pizza. Have you ever had those, Cisco? If not you ain't lived. Get in quick as that Sturgeon woman is trying to make Scotland all healthy and boring.

On a similarly racist note; they eat Lampredotto in Italy and Surströmming in Sweden. Aren't I terrible.

FFS...

(And where the fuck are these kitchen deals? My formica is shagged and I could do with something swishy.)

[seouleast70]

All Asians eat rice.

Oh, shit. I went and did it.

[Uncle Ron]

[HasAnyoneSeenMyPipe]

people nowadays have diluted the fuck out of the word racist, like it is some magic word. Fuck it I'm Irish and I eat soda farls and fadge and am drunk all the time, someone ring the cops, that's incitement to racial hatred.
Fuck me.