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i know how hard it is if some people do not understand english so i wanne learn everybody to speak dutch in a few lessons

first i wanna learn you to count to 10 and how you speak it

1. ayne
2. tway
3. dree
4. fiehr
5. faihf
6. sehs
7. sayfen
8. aght
9. nayghen
10. teene

this is basically how you speak it hope you understand it

succes getting your favourite ganja

claud

how do you say?

it's good shit man

OHD

Old Hippie Dave wrote:how do you say?

it's good shit man

OHD

haddis good spull mahn

(yeah i know dutch is a little bit like german )

how do you say

"sit on my face and tell me that you love me, sit on my face and tell that you care"

some chicks think it's funny

The Tool

Hey claudandus,

Great to have someone spelling it out in phonetic english. The folks here are much richer for having someone like you around. Loved the count to ten lesson keep em coming.

You de Man,
Max Flower

i only have one little problem its sometimes a little bit hard to translate it from english to dutch and then to phonetic dutch so it may take a little time and i am in love again

tool175 wrote:how do you say

"sit on my face and tell me that you love me, sit on my face and tell that you care"

some chicks think it's funny

The Tool

gha sittuhn op muh ghe-sight (you speak it like sigh) and furtell daht juh van muh howd

i think you write it like that

the dutch writing of it is

ga zittten op me gezicht en vertel dat je van me houdt

claudandus wrote:

tool175 wrote:how do you say

"sit on my face and tell me that you love me, sit on my face and tell that you care"

some chicks think it's funny

The Tool

gha sittuhn op muh ghe-sight (you speak it like sigh) and furtell daht juh van muh howd

i think you write it like that

the dutch writing of it is

ga zittten op me gezicht en vertel dat je van me houdt

Hilarious!!

I swear if I knew how to pronounce that I would use it.

Thanks for the continued enlightenment of the masses here. Well, maybe not the masses.

the enlightened masses

its more easy to hear people say it

because then you can repaet it and you easyly learn to speak it

(actually i learned english in that way )

claudandus wrote:its more easy to hear people say it because then you can repaet it and you easyly learn to speak it

This is the only way to really get it right; By hearing.

Perhaps we could hook up for a smoke and a firsthand lesson when I'm in town the week of Queensday. Always up for meeting and smoking with fellow Forum members.

If you're free and interested drop me a PM.

the 27th of april then i am in town

because i have to go to the brace dentist to get the last piece of iron outta my mouth

claudandus wrote:i know how hard it is if some people do not understand english so i wanne learn everybody to speak dutch in a few lessons

first i wanna learn you to count to 10 and how you speak it

1. ayne
2. tway
3. dree
4. fiehr
5. faihf
6. sehs
7. sayfen
8. aght
9. nayghen
10. teene

this is basically how you speak it hope you understand it

succes getting your favourite ganja

claud

See them now hear the words here.

http://homepage.mac.com/schuffelen/voca ... mbers.html

Thanks for this! its the small steps that help you out best,Ps we should have a thread with a kinda "word of the day" theme & after say 6 months or a year it should go into sentences.

Thanks for sharing your knowledge