I'm not really that keen on twitter but I came across this one and it's so funny. Gave me a right old laugh today. Some outside the UK may not get it entirely but it's still funny as hell.
http://twitter.com/MY_MUMS_COLA
Here are some gems lol
TEN POP TARTS AN A CAN OF SKOL FOR ME BREKKO
THERE BEST NOT BE NO SCALLYWAGS ANGIN OUTSIDE THE OFFY OR ILL FUCKIN BERST THEM
JUST BEEN DOWN TO SAYERS RIGHT AN IM WALKIN DOWN THE ROAD EATIN A CUSTARD SLICE AN I SEES THE LOLLIPOP MAN GOIN ALONG THE ROAD AN I GOES AYE
AYE LAD GERRUS ACROSS THE ROAD WILL YER AN HE GOES I BEG YOUR PARDON RIGHT IN THIS DEAD POSH VOICE RIGHT AN I GOES GERRUS ACROSS THE ROAD
WILL YER AN HE GOES I THINK YOU ARE QUITE CAPABLE OF CROSSING THE ROAD BY YOURSELF RIGHT AN I GOES YER WHA AN HE GOES I AM NOT REPEATING
MYSELF YOU HEARD ME THE FIRST TIME RIGHT AN IM THINKIN THIS FELLAS SOME KIND OF SMARTARSE RIGHT AN SO WHAT I DOES IS I GRABS OLD OF HIS BIG
LOLLIPOP RIGHT AN I CROSSES THE ROAD OLDIN IT ABOVE ME EAD AN ALL THE MOTOR CARS STOP RIGHT AN IM THINK ARR AY THIS IS BOSS THIS RIGHT AN
THE FELLAS GOING POLICE POLICE AN IM PISSIN MESELF RIGHT COS NOW HE JUST LOOKS LIKE A MILKMAN AN HE RUNS AT ME RIGHT AN HE MAKES ME DROP ME
CUSTARD SLICE RIGHT AN BY NOW ME BLOODS BOILIN RIGHT AN I GOES GO AN BUY ME ANOTHER ONE RIGHT AN HE GOES NO GIVE ME MY STICK BACK AN SO WHA
I DOES IS I SPOTS A WHITE DOG TERD ON THE FLOOR RIGHT AN SO I SCOOPS IT UP RIGHT AN GOES TOWARD HIM WIRRIT AN HE GOES STAY BACK STAY BACK
HAHAHAHHAHAHA AND IM GOIN COME ON THEN YER FUCKIN WOOL COME AN GERRIT AN HE STARTS RUNNIN RIGHT AND SO I STARTS CHASIN IM WITH IT RIGHT AN
SOME TART COMES OUT OF THE NEWSAGENTS AN GOES OOOOOOOH WHATS GOIN ON HERE RIGHT AN THIS FELLA GOES HES MENTAL RIGHT AN I THINKS TO MESELF
ARRR AY SAY WHAT YER WANT ABARR ME RIGHT BUT DONT DISCUSS ME BRAIN RIGHT AN SO I LOBS THE LOLLIPOP AT HIS HEAD RIGHT AN HE FALLS OVER GOIN
lol
MY_MUMS_COLA
Moderator: Balou
A friend of mine wrote this recently:doolish wrote:whatever happened to white dog turds??
Talking of Twitter, this is one of the funniest about: http://twitter.com/shitmydadsaysHas some white dog poo....in a special presentation box. I started collecting it as a kid, you'd always find it when playing footie on the back green, and I knew it would soon become so rare that it would be a collecter's item. In a couple of years I'll take it to Christies Auctioneers.....then I'll be rich!!
Being pedantic and knobbish since 1972
