this morning...
i woke up screaming
OBAMA JUST GOT SHOOT DEAD!

« should of seen everyone jumping up wit joy and run to the TV
best one i did was few year ago...in mid march told a famely friend that my girlfriend was goin to have a baby...the new traveled very fast trou out the world...so on the 31th march we was flying out to see some famely 5000km away we get to airport famely waitting wit about 50other ppl i didnt even know were there waitting to surprize us

well ... they got a surprize and was very piss off also...they add made a big baby shower for the baby the same day

...
like i told them you ppl should of ask

We never told you ppl we was having a baby
where did you ppl get this story?

Iv never seen ppl that piss off in my life